Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I'm very sad I only found out about this guy 2-3 months ago. I'm not sure how I missed this absolute gem
Welcome to the family my darling little CHILD
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Word from the 2nd better forum is that Patrick has been putting up these flyers around Milwaukee to let locals know about his beliefs..

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Seems a little risky to me but then pig does work in mysterious ways.
I hate shit like this. Anytime a cow develops a significant following, some actual psychopaths ruin it by doing this shit.

Fat Rick is funny because he impotently rages. His threats of prison enjoyment won't come to fruition because the people he targets them at haven't actually done anything illegal. But if people do things like this then he has a real case for defamation, and Patrick could win. That's not funny.
 
I hate shit like this. Anytime a cow develops a significant following, some actual psychopaths ruin it by doing this shit.

Fat Rick is funny because he impotently rages. His threats of prison enjoyment won't come to fruition because the people he targets them at haven't actually done anything illegal. But if people do things like this then he has a real case for defamation, and Patrick could win. That's not funny.
Until I see hard evidence otherwise, balance of pwobabilities for me is that someone is just saying they did this, at worst for autistic ween points, at best as a calculated move to get piggywiggy even more paranoid and perhaps to go out looking for these posters to remove and/or add to his uhaul of "evidence to throw all trolls in prison forever". In the latter case it could well be the most exercise he has gotten since Obama was in office and thus could add precious seconds to his lifespan....

....that or give him a massive heart attack in the middle of some milwaukee ghetto.
 
Aww, that was my favorite Reface!
The whole scenario of fatrick tearfully embracing some elderly jap war criminal he met thirty seconds previously was so fucking sublime, the AI art was the perfect icing on the cake

Nigga showed more affection for fuckin Hirohito over there than he did his own daughter
 
The reaction of the dad and kids is priceless

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Wait, this actually really happened? I thought people were goofing on him with AI again.

Surely, the (unnecessary) child rapist tag was shopped in though.
If he didn't sit at the bar, how would everyone know he's an actual tough guy writer? He needs to show it off! Those tough guys sit at the bar and nurse their drinks in the movies, you know!
Don't forget the super awesome badass way of showing your badassery and that you are an irl tough guy who will spoonfeed anyone who fucks with you their own teeth by putting a super awesome badass sticker on your laptop saying "THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS."

This will cement your status as a super awesome badass.
 
Wait, this actually really happened? I thought people were goofing on him with AI again.

Surely, the (unnecessary) child rapist tag was shopped in though.

Don't forget the super awesome badass way of showing your badassery and that you are an irl tough guy who will spoonfeed anyone who fucks with you their own teeth by putting a super awesome badass sticker on your laptop saying "THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS."

This will cement your status as a super awesome badass.

I have added the sticker: #DLTIW
extra bad-assery
 
How is it that people can absolutely shit all over Fat and he just goes back and forth with them, but I say one thing to this niglet grinding maniac and I’m blocked immediately? Maybe I really should wait for the knock…
You will never be a pat poster.
You have no comebacks, you have no retweets, you have no upvotes. You are a normie twisted by tendies and depression into a crude mockery of trollish perfection and we would not have sex with you.
All the “updoods” you receive are two-faced and half-hearted. In chat people mock you. The mods are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “internet friends” laugh at your ghoulish postings in closed DM chains.
Patrick does not even feel harassed by you. Thousands of stalker childings have allowed Patrick to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even normies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a science fiction author and salami ethusiast. Your posting style is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Pat to ban you, he’ll inform you, just once, that you're not even engaging in felony harassment first.
You will never touch a cow, or a woman. You wrench out a fake smile as you see yourself reflected in your screen and post "laughing so hard I'm crying" emojis, but deep inside you feel the depression mounting up like the discarded bones of black children in a butchers basement.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you'll keep acting up, annoy the mods and finally get that pink triangle. Your fellow kiwis will not be surprised, reassured that you always were a faggot and that you will have to live with the unbearable shame until you kys. You'll be banned and your postings archived, and every reader for the rest of eternity will laugh at you and call you a faggot. The rest of your Internet presence will decay and turn to 404s, and all that will remain of your legacy is a pfp that is unmistakably gay.
 
YOU HAVE PRECISELY THIRTY SECONDS TO PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND SURRENDER TO THE PORK-PATROL!
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This would be a dreadfully sad statement if it were true. Imagine Patrick's current existence being the pinnacle of your life... the mind recoils at the thought. However, we know this to be a lie. The apex of Patrick's life must have occurred prior to the lappening photo where his wife sat on Pringles Can Jon's Pringles Can. It has been all downhill from there.
 
In a fair world, a trio of cackling gremlins would live in a mouse hole in Pat's living room, only to come out and start singing War Pigs acapella whenever he starts xeeting about armed conflicts. This is something Pat needs to experience at least daily.
In a fair world, we'd be drafting Pat and every single other neocon chickenhawk shithead like him for the front lines of this war. They want blood, they can spill it themselves.
 
If I were Elon Musk...

I would suspend Fatrick's Twitter for 24 hrs, once a week. Random. Just to see the reaction.
Considering 'Prison Posting' is his #1 life activity, the results would be hilarious.
That would be fairly easy to do: just start mass-reporting him and the automated ban-hammer will temporarily lock his account. Although that would be tоuсhing the pооp (touching the Pat,) which is never a good thing.
 
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The beefers got him steamed. Also "Puton" saying that Biden was his choice took away one of his favorite arguments.

Some funny back to back tweets:

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Threads is better but he's still posting everything on Twitter first AND telling people about Twitter features. He cannot commit to another social media platform.
 
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