Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[DeadwastePrime]

new zealanders

 

[ddlloo]

new zealanders

Someone didn't watch the video.

 

[Mr Darwin]

no
fucking
way

One of us had to die for this.

 

[Dead Air]

So we got a preview of the slop he's making a video for next week, claims it's two ingredients... probably egg whites and cream cheese or butter, so basically just a shitty meringue.
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So...... like angel food cake? Why do the carnivore MEAT larp and still make fake break and shit? Like isn't Jacks whole thing meat? Why not make just like... a pot roast or something? Or any number of any kind of meat products?

 

[ddlloo]

Why do the carnivore MEAT larp and still make fake break and shit?

Extra funny when you remember just how gung ho fatty is about vegan fake meat.

 

[Fried-Rice12]

Like isn't Jacks whole thing meat?

No, his whole gig is a scam.
Just like any scammer, he never follows through.

 

[Dead Air]

I need a sausage arc for Jack. He needs to buy a sausage stuffer to add to the graveyard after making some gross meat and cheese filled abomination.

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

Excema.

 

[p1138]

So...... like angel food cake? Why do the carnivore MEAT larp and still make fake break and shit? Like isn't Jacks whole thing meat? Why not make just like... a pot roast or something? Or any number of any kind of meat products?

We're talking about a man who thinks "PUL PORK" is a cut of meat. He can't cook, and if he had to stick to actual carnivore foods he's bore himself to death, nevermind the fact that this whole carnivore larp is a fucking scam he was caught lying about in the first week anyway.

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Excema.

I wonder if the constant intake of meat/cheese/grease is just a 24/7 dopamine rush for him, and what happens when that finally wears off.

 

[biggacracka]

So...... like angel food cake? Why do the carnivore MEAT larp and still make fake break and shit? Like isn't Jacks whole thing meat? Why not make just like... a pot roast or something? Or any number of any kind of meat products?

Carnivore burger where it's a hamburger patty between two boneless porkchops "buns" and cheese, with bacon.
It actually sounds good and would be something fatty would eat like 10 in one sitting

edit to avoid doubleposting:

I need a sausage arc for Jack. He needs to buy a sausage stuffer to add to the graveyard after making some gross meat and cheese filled abomination.

he needs to buy the most chinesium stuffer that's impossible to clean so the meat rots in it too

 

[Mundane Ralph]

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Excema.

He's still eating all of those things

 

[Tiresome]

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Excema.

Utter fucking liar, his glee in watching Tammy eat pizza (as well as the ability to smell it, and certainly to eat it off camera) was hideous.

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

I need a sausage arc for Jack. He needs to buy a sausage stuffer to add to the graveyard after making some gross meat and cheese filled abomination.

It would look like that youtube guy who makes sausages out of random shit, except Jack would be serious about it.

I'm now hearing "LEEEET'S SAAAAUSAAAAGEEEE!" in Jack's voice.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm now hearing "LEEEET'S SAAAAUSAAAAGEEEE!" in Jack's voice.

"That's the stevia water."

 

[Major]

but stevia is plant based...

 

[AmazingEagle]

It would look like that youtube guy who makes sausages out of random shit, except Jack would be serious about it.

I'm now hearing "LEEEET'S SAAAAUSAAAAGEEEE!" in Jack's voice.

He sounds like Peter Griffin on estrogen.

 

[Marc]

I don't know why, but Jack saying he's a "Big Boy" has made me laugh hard more than anything else he's done.

 

[Neko GF]

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[Crex Crex]

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Excema.

He can't miss any of those things because he still has them, especially the brain fog it seems.

 

[TheMovieGuy]

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JAAACK!
JAAACK!
YOU DON'T HAVE ROOM FOR ANOTHER SMOKER SEND IT BACK SEND IT BAAAAACK!



(Those steaks were burnt af btw)