Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Terrorist]

Nick loves commissioning paintings, you’d think he would have gotten his own ‘Portrait of Dorian Gray’ done

Balldorian Gay

 

[Heckler1]

In summary, he drives like old people fuck.

In other words: "Damnit Nick, we lost the race again"?

 

[TV's Adam West]

I wanted to make a joke about how if you ain't first, you're last, but he really was last in this one.

 

[TheGuntinator]

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It's been like this for weeks now. What's wrong with his face?

His wife found out he wasn't joking about sucking his friend's dick, and hit him with the ring hand when she found out. Funniest plausible outcome.

Now that I mention it, Rekeita took a long break after that stream... Maybe his wife knows where Mama JF is? Has he mentioned any massive cleaning projects?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Just catching up with the Legal Mindset drama. is there a single bridge left anywhere that Rekieta has not burned?

Maybe the fat 50 year old white guy and his wine mom thot who'd stream from the Cuck Vault in-between sodomizing Nick's worn out asshole? Unless Our Wife chased them off for not being melanated enough.

Drexel too maybe? He's gotta stay cool with Nicky until his daughters turn 18 and he can teach her BDSM to save her from the Gay 90s Craiglist doms.

You are very much the company you keep, as the current company Nick has chosen for keep consists of a fat degenerate porn addict drag who lusts after a Vtuber (Coomalot), a black swinging bull who groomed the daughter of a woman he dated (Drexel), a washed up, Cuties and loli defending LA failure obsessed with destroying the business of a guy who makes comic book because of crabs in a bucket (Dick) and his fat, chomo sidekick (Vito). Plus the wine mom in a bikini and fat Australian who show up on his streams.
It's also true you are the company you don't keep, and ironically for someone who accused others of "alienating" those around them, he can be defined by all the people he's chosen to alienate over the last year.

I do not feel so bad anymore for poor Kendra Paris who has been waiting almost 4 years to come back and talk about red flag laws. As someone else has said: ' Bullet dodged.'

Seems the reason he can't stream is he can't use the room he has specifically for streaming and for which mommy and daddy bought him a new house. Maybe Kayla and her boyfriends are using it because it is soundproof and has AC?

RekietaLaw

"@blorth I wish it was as simple as health, My friend. I RARELY cancel a stream for my own heaslth. Because, normally, I can FAKE health for 3-4 hours. I can't faked being unable to be in my studio"

2024-02-16 02:55:21

How is he "unable to be in his studio." What the fuck even is this malarkey?

I am leaning toward that he had some mark on his face, or his weird faggy 'You cannot understand how stressful being a creator is! Sometimes I just look at my camera and shudder!' nonsense laziness.

The bruise could explain the string of stream cancelations, as he was waiting for the aftereffects of a beat down to heal up. It must be very embarrassing if he does not want to talk about it.


Being thrown into the doghouse for ogling the other woman in the hot tub might also explain why he "couldn't access the studio"

Nick said it was a medical issue in the family, but knowing his penchant for twisting meanings ('Beach out west', 'Sober january', an others), I would not put it past him that the impromptu hiatus was for himself.

Perhaps an auto accident? He did say he had to make sure that 'they' were awake, and he was almost entirely incommunicado for 2-3 days. It sounds like concussion aftercare to me...

I would laugh if he wrecked his mustang.

 

[Anticipointment]

I'm looking at the stream lengths and it makes no sense. Nine hours over three streams just to read the complaint for the Vince McMahon lawsuit? How the fuck does he manage that?

By comparison, Sean went through the whole document in just under five hrs (in one stream) even with having plenty of superchats, side talk, & goofing with Legal Vices who came on at one point.

or he is such a train wreck he just face planted while hammered.

Probably something like that. Walked into the sharp side of a cupboard going into the dark kitchen after being blinded by his ring light while filming for locals from the cuck corner.

 

[Captain Manning]

In other words: "Damnit Nick, we lost the race again"?

Well done.

 

[AnOminous]

I wanted to make a joke about how if you ain't first, you're last, but he really was last in this one.

Literally 50 fucking people in it, and he was dead last. What a complete loser.

And that was even being backed by Balldo Bucks.

 

[SoggyToeHolster]

My vote for the type of situation that gave him the bruise

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

that guy needs to eat more vagisil to kill more braincells for nascar.

 

[Heckler1]

Nine hours over three streams just to read the complaint for the Vince McMahon lawsuit? How the fuck does he manage that?

It's like he is channeling a dumber DSP prestream where he just wastes time and rambles for his paypigs. The difference being that DSP is more professional because he doesn't drink on stream.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

It's been like this for weeks now. What's wrong with his face?

The bull didn’t appreciate Nick trying to lick the cum off his dick.

 

[HackerX]

Literally 50 fucking people in it, and he was dead last. What a complete loser.

And that was even being backed by Balldo Bucks.

It's worse than qualifying dead last. There's more than a two second gap between 49 and 50. Either his team/equipment is a complete clown show or he's skiddish in that car and/or on that track. If it's the latter, he's found his ceiling in stock car racing; unless he comes from money.

 

[Captain Manning]

Literally 50 fucking people in it, and he was dead last. What a complete loser.

And that was even being backed by Balldo Bucks.

Truthfully, I don't know if Balldo ponied up any money for this one. His car for this attempt was sponsored by some tool company. Their webpage is pretty ridiculous. It has Coomy crap all over it.

https://toolganizer.com/

What's funny though is EVS was gonna sponsor the car beginning in April, as a tie in to his Cyberfrog comic, but that's gonna be a potential embarrassment if it can't qualify for any races. I think Eric July might have plenty to laugh at.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/cyberfrog-heartsick-deluxe-plus-race-car

It's worse than qualifying dead last. There's more than a two second gap between 49 and 50. Either his team/equipment is a complete clown show or he's skiddish in that car and/or on that track. If it's the latter, he's found his ceiling in stock car racing; unless he comes from money.

It's supposed to be a spec series, so I think the bigger problem is the idiot behind the wheel.

He should stop cooming to anime rabbits.

I would go post that warning in the vtuber thread, but the site administration probably wouldn't like my rattling the cage of the vtuber weirdos.

 

[Anticipointment]

Perhaps an auto accident? He did say he had to make sure that 'they' were awake, and he was almost entirely incommunicado for 2-3 days. It sounds like concussion aftercare to me...

Went back to the Locals video where he talked about it to check his exact wording. He said:

“My kids are fantastic, uh, everybody in our family, actually, is, is all healthy. Um, I said the uh, the medical issue, wasn’t one that’s, like, I don't know how to describe it without being more specific. But it wasn't like a- its a thing that could become, a concern, so ya just have to monitor them, type thing. But it meant I was up, um, a couple, basically up all night, so 48 hrs awake, and then asleep the next night, and then 48 hrs awake, just a mess.”

While the implication is there, he doesn’t specifically say it was the person who had to stay awake, only that he was caused to be awake by whatever the thing was. He said similar in the YouTube video.

 

[AnOminous]

While the implication is there, he doesn’t specifically say it was the person who had to stay awake, only that he was caused to be awake by whatever the thing was. He said similar in the YouTube video.

All his lies are on this level of stupid, literally just incomprehensible bullshit. I literally can't get into my studio? Why? How does weird bullshit like this happen? My nanny bought $3,000 worth of snacks! How does this happen? I had to go on a weird trip at 3 a.m. to Minneapolis. How? How does this shit happen? What is this weird liar even talking about? Does he think just whatever bizarre lies he tells should be automatically believed? Even when they make no sense at all?

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Nine seconds is FOREVER, especially with a spec car. And sure the guys at the back were all non-competitive, but he was two seconds slower than the next guy.

The slowest driver to qualify was 3 seconds slower than the leader, but the guy in front of that guy was 0.4 seconds faster.

It gets exponentially slower as you go down the order, with the 30th place guy being 1.3 behind and the guy in 20th being 0.843 behind lead.

With being so far behind pace it would have been negligence for them to let him race even if he was 40th. I don't know if Nascar is the same but in F1 if you qualify more than a certain percentage behind the leader they don't let you race anyways because you're trash and don't belong there.

It's a complete failure of a qualifying, either he totally fucked the lap or he's just that bad.

 

[Captain Manning]

He did make $41 on Rumble across 12 Rumble Rants in 2.9 hours. That is well under the threshold level of a Ralph wage quit.

It's also a $3.42 average per chat. Remember when you needed to pay $20 just to get the guy to read it?

Yep.

Though technically it was $20 to get him to read it immediately. The under $20 superchats he did at the end of the show.

But remember... they don't matter anymore. Rumble should just pay him to turn on the camera.

 

[HackerX]

Truthfully, I don't know if Balldo ponied up any money for this one. His car for this attempt was sponsored by some tool company. Their webpage is pretty ridiculous. It as Coomy's all over it.

https://toolganizer.com/

What's funny though is EVS was gonna sponsor the car beginning in April, as a tie in to his Cyberfrog comic, but that's gonna be a potential embarrassment if it can't qualify for any races. I think Eric July might have plenty to laugh at.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/cyberfrog-heartsick-deluxe-plus-race-car

It's supposed to be a spec series, so I think the bigger problem is the idiot behind the wheel.

He should stop cooming to anime rabbits.

I would go post that warning in the vtuber thread, but the site administration probably wouldn't like my rattling their cage.

I don't follow racing all that much anymore, but cost is pretty prohibitive at every level. It's especially noticable in the lower level. (It's basically a meme that you have to start racing at 6 with a very rich dad if you want to be successful, which partially explains why NASCAR is awful.)

After a few minutes of intense stalker child research, it definitely seems like he's driving inferior equipment. I can understand trying to qualify for Daytona (prestige), but why bother get embarrassed at Talladega too? It's obvious money is an issue and I can't imagine hauling a team and equipment to a super speedway with 0 hope to qualify is gonna square that circle.

 

[RodgerDodger]

We've literally been watching his liver die in real time over 2 years. The weird colors and slow healing shit is just symptons of the cirrhosis and diabetes taking root. Not to mention whatever weird social diseases he's picked up. It might be Monkey Pox.