Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Muppetstudios]

Come on don't be silly the bruise is clearly from a catastrophic balldo failure hence the personal problems and the medical issue

 

[Agent of Misinformation]

Breaking Balldo News, presented without comment.
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Well, Rekieta, I hope you have enough emergency alcohol money for dying from intoxication because the alimony payments are going to turn your world upside down FAST.

 

[Anticipointment]

This might be the most ominous one yet.

Ideas?

A new Worst Day?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

It’s Ebola. The CDC has taken over his streaming studio. Source: trust me, I’m all doctors.

 

[GrimPortents]

You think he'll have to start practicing law again once the divorce arc begins?

 

[Goofy Logic]

You think he'll have to start practicing law again once the divorce arc begins?

Saul Goodman arc?

 

[East_Clintwood]

You think he'll have to start practicing law again once the divorce arc begins?

>again

 

[Captain Manning]

Yes, he wrecked a couple of Rekeita sponsored cars last year and raced in 2022 iirc. He has some race experience. He raced in the Grand National Super Series. I have no idea if that is good or not.

It's podunk short track regional crap. ARCA is a step up, but still the lowest rung of NASCAR.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Saul Goodman arc?

He has like 1/100th the charisma of Bob Odenkirk

 

[AnOminous]

Saul Goodman arc?

Saul won cases.

 

[LadiosSopp]

Breaking Balldo News, presented without comment.
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To think I used to watch this guy and enjoy his content.

Good lord he's really gone down the shitter.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Rekeita is a boring faggot- the most entertaining thing he does is not show up for his own streams

 

[Captain Manning]

Saul Goodman arc?

Stop talking shit about Saul.

Rekieta ain't even Lionel Hutz.

 

[RotPockets]

Stop talking shit about Saul.

Rekieta ain't even Lionel Hutz.

Rekieta is more of a Gil Gunderson type.

(Bob Odenkirk’s brother Bill Odenkirk is a writer on The Simpsons)

 

[1 other person]

ASKING THE QUESTIONS:
What is Nick Rekieta hiding? What is on his face? When did it happen?

Good post, but I've noticed the yellowness in particular has been around for weeks, off and on.

This is the evidence you provided, starting from Feb. 9:

But this is his face on Jan. 23 too:

Like I said: it's been weeks. It's possible he's been concealing it with makeup with about as much consistency as he shows up for streams. I swear he made a remark about his face looking like a used baseball glove around this time, from his hot tub, which PPP then mocked him for. I can't find it on Elissa's channel though.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Imagine giving in so completely to your own vices and indulgences. Nick has been conquered by the weakest, vilest self.

Life is a battle against yourself. You find yourself or find yourself wanting.

Hic est victus.

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

Well, Rekieta, I hope you have enough emergency alcohol money for dying from intoxication because the alimony payments are going to turn your world upside down FAST.

And that's not even counting the Monty suit. He's absolutely fucked.

You think he'll have to start practicing law again once the divorce arc begins?

Does he even know how to at this point?

 

[ChromaQuack]

This might be the most ominous one yet.

Ideas?

Kayla made the bruising symmetrical.

 

[Radiaux]

Jaundice?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Where is this $3,000 for snacks coming from? I thought he only said it was $1,000 before.

Nick also said last night about the reason for his streaming cancellations: "I can't faked [sic] being unable to be in my studio".

His studio is in his house.

This is why that lie is particularly incomprehensible. How the fuck is it possble he somehow can't be in a part of his house that is specifically decicated to him?

I interpreted this as 'I am not home to stream (because I am at gay bars in Minneapolis', but maybe I am still naïve...