Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.

[eatler]

Ran into the famous tosh.o/Johnny Carson whistler guy. He was drunk and he did do his whistle bit at me (I think he did an Aerosmith song) he seemed lonely and sad. He kept trying to talk to everyone at this concert we were at. I think the big issue in his life is that this is who he is and what he is known for. It’s a neat parlor trick, not a interesting personality trait you know?

 

[Biker]

Update to previous post found here:
Sean is shilling his bikini girl origin story hard link (Archive). Feb 12th.
Again on Feb 12th link (Archive) he gives us more info on the bikini girl. IRL kid cropped out.
>it explains the origins of my #OC how her inspiration and I were childhood sweethearts until we unfortunately grew apart when she became a baton twirler and pageant winner.

Feb 13th Sean posts her again, upside she's looking older here link (Archive).

its funny to think this is calm Sean compared to Sean years ago.

 

[Gwyllgi]

I don't know if this should go here, but theres a guy im currently watching. He is the most perfect form of schizo but he's seemingly only active on facebook. His name it "Orion_Trumps_Sirius" https://twitter.com/ReturnOfDaDjedi. He's very close to my heart due to being a fellow mutt and is my favorite cow ever. His beliefs are a strange combination of Hotep and Hyperborea, he believes that he is a Egyptian-Atlantean and is a "African American Exceptionalist". He is anti-Hebrew in all it's forms and Anti-Moor. He's the living embodiment of that black history month /Pol/ meme where they put the quote "Our Patience Has It's Limits" over pictures of old mulattos.

Mind you, i have never seen him make a actual statement as to his world view i have only filtered a idea of it from his twitter posts declaring what he doesn't like. I am like 20% he may be using sockpuppets to agree with his views or could be a outstanding individual from a yet undocumented group on the internet like some sort of black apricity hidden in the mountains.

 

[Kat Kommander]

There's this skitzocow tranny in Metal Gear Solid and Death Stranding community who calls himself "Hideo Kojima's wife" and thinks Hideo Kojima secretly loves him too, interacts with him through subtle messages and wants to add him to his games because this tranny apparently sees himself in Kojima's every character. I've been observing this "Alice" since September and he is only getting crazier. Also he harasses a lot of people in Death Stranding ans Metal Gear Solid community and spams artists comments with random schizo bullshit so people recommend others to block every his account he creates.

Spoiler: his schizo ramblings

 

[Plum Smuggler]

There's this skitzocow tranny in Metal Gear Solid and Death Stranding community who calls himself "Hideo Kojima's wife" and thinks Hideo Kojima secretly loves him too, interacts with him through subtle messages and wants to add him to his games because this tranny apparently sees himself in Kojima's every character. I've been observing this "Alice" since September and he is only getting crazier. Also he harasses a lot of people in Death Stranding ans Metal Gear Solid community and spams artists comments with random schizo bullshit so people recommend others to block every his account he creates.

Spoiler: his schizo ramblings

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I just stumbled upon this guys account organically and found this post. He mentions a murder he may have been involved in and battling Kiwifarms and Something Awful.

Spoiler: Long Rant

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/MKNmk

 

[Kat Kommander]

I just stumbled upon this guys account organically and found this post. He mentions a murder he may have been involved in and battling Kiwifarms and Something Awful.

Spoiler: Long Rant

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https://ghostarchive.org/archive/MKNmk

Now he thinks that he killed Richard Kyanka. The rabbit hole of his mind really goes deep. Everyday he claims he took place in a new internet history event because his brain are so ridden with mental ilness and narcissism, he thinks that every coincidence leads to him. Even on Reddit people know him and make fun of him when he comes to death stranding subreddit with his madman conspiracies. This schizo needs a thread here, he is clearly an underrated pearl in the sea of freaks. He is like Keffals with Daniel Larson's mindset. How the fuck does he get HRT if it's really shows even by his madman-looking stare that something is clearly not right in his head.

Spoiler: Him going even more schizo on DS subreddit

 

[GloriousScarf]

I've been watching this guy for a while and finally decided to add him to our esteemed cows.

Meet eddiegangland



Eddie is an artist, pictured above with one of his ugly finger paintings. Eddie has 32k followers on Instagram which he seems to think makes him a celebrity coast to coast in the US.

Celebrities tend to get recognised everywhere they go and wouldn't you believe, this happens to Eddie too...

Spoiler: Or he is making shit up, I'll leave you decide

This man is the very definition of "and then everybody clapped stories"

 

[eatler]

I've been watching this guy for a while and finally decided to add him to our esteemed cows.

Meet eddiegangland

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Eddie is an artist, pictured above with one of his ugly finger paintings. Eddie has 32k followers on Instagram which he seems to think makes him a celebrity coast to coast in the US.

Celebrities tend to get recognised everywhere they go and wouldn't you believe, this happens to Eddie too...

Spoiler: Or he is making shit up, I'll leave you decide

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This man is the very definition of "and then everybody clapped stories"

Ngl not the worst art I’ve seen. I’ve seen some terrible amature art in my day. (An then everyone laughed at the farms with me these are the moments I truly live for)

 

[MarMar049]

Roughly around a month ago, I somehow managed to stumble on this YouTube named "SylviaRustyFae".
Ladies and Gentlemen say hello to this G O R G E O U S Genderfae, AroAce "Woman" named Sylvia Rusty!

https://www.youtube.com/@SylviaRustyFae

Now who is Sylvia Rusty you might ask? Well in "her" own words, "she" is an "Autistic Trans Nonbinary (Genderfae) AroAce Woman" who wants to spread information about fellow lgbt+ folx like himself, short films, and "age regression".
He also likes to "sing", give it a listen!

He also enjoys the topic of "age regression" and being a "little", this can be seen in his channel profile, one of his Steven Universe song covers, and a two-hour-long animal crossing ASMR video.

I'm still not sure if this is a kink of his or some kind of coping mechanism.

 

[Rabbits]

Meet eddiegangland

lol this is hilarious. The insecure liars are always so funny to me.

 

[GloriousScarf]

lol this is hilarious. The insecure liars are always so funny to me.

Oh look it happened again



Some other things I forgot to mention about eddie yesterday include that he promises to help artists with buying supplies.



However, when it comes time to pay up....






Eddie claims to be recognised everywhere, eddie also claims to help artists.

eddie also claims to sell out every picture he makes. Hmmm

 

[Local Fed]

Oh look it happened again

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This is some high level Of all the things that never happened, this didn't happen the most material. Did the totally real kid then ask, "Aw shucks, Eddie, do ya think if I practice real hard that I could be a real artist like you one day, mister? I ain't got much talent, but I sure do have the work ethic!" Did he show him his pack of baseball cards after and talk about hoping that he could save up enough money to see The Monkees play at the Hollywood Bowl? Godspeed, Johnny.

 

[GloriousScarf]

Did the totally real kid then ask, "Aw shucks, Eddie, do ya think if I practice real hard that I could be a real artist like you one day, mister? I ain't got much talent, but I sure do have the work ethic!"

Given that people burst into tears at the very sight of eddie, then yes, I'm sure little Johnny totally said this too.

And, oh, what's this, it happened again!?



Wow.
I should mention eddie blocks everyone who calls him out for the obvious BS. His comment section is just many many people who apparently believe his stories with 1000s of likes each time. I suspect there is more to that such as possible bot army and eddie sock acconts but I'm not investigating right now.

 

[jxxyy]

This person i used to irrationally ay-lawg and 'cyberstalk' because they made shitty music when I was younger (13) just posted this on their private social media after years of little to no contact with me

may have completely bankrupted myself and maxed out my credit card in the space of like two days with two weeks still left till payday but fuck it I’ve had fun and I’ve seen Love It If We Made It live

Still at my very best babyyyy, time to open up a third credit card in the space of 4 months just to probably end up maxing that fucker out too, holy fuck am I self destructive

im not good with money management lmao, £30 here and £60 there and it ends up with me blasting thru £400 between my credit n debit cards in a matter of two days. spent like £120 on booze alone in those two days, tells u all u need to know

I did not expect this from them lmao. Hope they learned their lesson and start managing their money better after this

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

https://www.thelittlevolcano.com/

There's got to be something here

 

[Eustace_Cumberbaugh]

Has anybody hear heard of Jeff Mach, steam punk convention promoter?

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLeGxNhB/

The Tik tok link above involves a mutiny of vendors against Jeff at his recent Steam Punk convention in Pennsylvania. You can see a trans woman acting as body guard, standing between Jeff and the angry vendors, reaching for a sword before one of the vendors threatens to “drop” the pink knight. Below is a different angle of the same encounter, much longer.

https://youtu.be/YnPGB7spt6s?si=L6xbkp2wX1k9TjBy

There are many layers to this- the convention didn’t go very well and all the vendors banded together on Sunday to demand their money back. He also had a series of allegations regarding consent in bdsm play as well as his abuse of power as a figurehead of the community.

Right now #Jeffmach and Steam Punk Worlds Fair are trending on Tik Tok and most likely other platforms. I found out about this yesterday and went down a little bit of a rabbit hole. I have to say that the allegations against Jeff Mach are nebulous and unspecific. These are a community of people who seem fond of getting fucked up and having group sex, generally speaking. They are all obnoxiously woke, alleging to be about “consent” and “safe play” etc but somehow, somebody always winds up abused

I’m curious to see what info anyone might come up with, there is a fair amount written and posted about this man since 2018. I was made aware of this situation by an acquaintance who attended this convention and knows a few vendors- she did not stay for Sunday (day of meltdown/mutiny). She’s not a part of or loyal to this community in any way, just the same I don’t want to blow up her spot too much. I am happy to say that when this all started, she was very sympathetic towards Jeff, telling me he was a poor old autist who’d been turned on by his community. The vendors she knew were not angry about the results. Apparently, some of these people who demanded their money back actually did make money, but jumped on the bandwagon out of greed or convenience. HOWEVER, as the prior allegations against him came up and the nature of this group became more apparent, the story began to look more like everyone just sucks, prompting me to bring this to the attention of you fine folks

 

[eatler]

more like everyone just sucks,

Why does every autist event devolve into some weird orgy thing (rethorical because I think I know the answer)

 

[Eustace_Cumberbaugh]

Why does every autist event devolve into some weird orgy thing (rethorical because I think I know the answer)

NO JOKE- I don’t have a high opinion of steam punk autists and I was making a lot of jokes with this acquaintance. She had remarked that the hours of the event went on till 3 am, even for vendors. I said it’s cause they were going to be having weird orgies, purely joking. One week later I’m told about all this drama and the allegations about him, and how it all revolves around these people being major kink freaks.

Now I really really think this dude did make the event hours till 3 am so he and his weirdo pose could entice newcomers into their steampunk orgies

I’ve been debating how much I want to blow this guy up- I REALLY don’t know if he’s truly a predator or not, I want to make that clear. The allegations sound like the typical nebulous woke bullshit, he hasn’t been accused of anything directly heinous that I can find so far.

With that said- I keep finding more content about him and it’s so damned easily findable that I might as well be the first one to post it

https://youtu.be/lNSWmRBmRzQ?si=U34JuSrtR-BPb-yh

Uuuum ok ok, listen to that song I just posted and tell me if any of you are reading the same creepy subtext. I’m becoming less and less sympathetic to this man in real time

https://youtu.be/lNSWmRBmRzQ?si=U34JuSrtR-BPb-yh

Yeah I’m glad I posted this- it’s a creepy song with questionable subtext. Listen to the whole thing if you can handle the cringe.

He starts the song off plugging special STEAMPUNK BRANDED CONDOMS

 

[eatler]

I’ve been debating how much I want to blow this guy up- I REALLY don’t know if he’s truly a predator or not, I want to make that clear. The allegations sound like the typical nebulous woke bullshit, he hasn’t been accused of anything directly heinous that I can find so far.

Yeah that’s 50/50 but I agree that guy seems too autist to have jokes that aren’t super close to home. He would be a fun one to watch out for.

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

https://www.youtube.com/@TheFullertonInformer/videos

Literally anything by this total fucking nutter, was *informed* about his channel by someone I knew and whew lad, it's a schizophrenic goldmine. Maybe if I become less of a lazy cunt I should make a thread for this nigga.