Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[toilet_rainbow]

If Staph is getting SSDI (the max reward is $943/mo as of this year)

I mistyped, that should be SSI, by the way. If Papa Frigs managed to convince the SSA to give her SSDI like how Bob did with Chris, I would be surprised.

This is a big when. Pissa and Joh are very funny but the poor animals make me buttmad. I mostly stick to trannies because they've already been punished for anything they might do except school shootings.

It's definitely always in the background (even if Polissa has gotten smarter in mentioning the animals less often since the Gomez incident). At least like Stephanie, Pissa was smart enough to yeet her uterus. Kyttie was a riot before she disappeared off the face of the earth, unless Tyla was involved. Still think about that poor girl a lot.

I have wonderful news.

Rejected by the local Humane Society, eh? That's pretty damning.

I feel like Staph and Nady are the same species, just different breeds. Staph is the one who mostly sleeps on her bed by the fireplace and grumbles when you pet her. Nady is the miniature one who humps things and chews up drapes.

Maybe it's the bangs. Inappropriate bangs are like the female version of male autists' aviator frames.

That's a good analogy. Staph is probably what Nady wanted to be before transitioning freaked her out, only thinner. While I don't think Nady is as intentionally paraphiliac as Staph, her latest nudes are definitely going for a very... concerning aesthetic.

Her "by the laws of the land I can't even get married" is probably a reference to how marriage reduces disability benefits, especially SSI. It's a common talking point in this crowd that people with disabilities lack marriage equality because this benefits penalty makes marriage financially impossible. Of course, Staph faces additional barriers to marriage owing to the fact that her only partners are the ghosts of serial killers and she has never felt the touch of a man. And also her disabilities are fake. But I'm guessing that's what she means.

IIRC, the tugboat reward reduces by around $500 if the disabled partner gets married. On the flipside, food stamps can go up, and the non disabled partner gets to keep whatever they get. Section 8 is another headache, because government paperwork is always like that. It's definitely a hot topic in that community, though, especially since a lot of welfare legislation is very out of date. I wonder if Staph knows about the SSI asset limit (whether or not she'll ever make that after her initial lump sum).

I had to drop her recently because now that her kids are being fattened I wasn't having fun anymore

I don't follow Kelly as often for that reason, either. I'm mostly tuning in every once in a while to see if she's blaming her worsening heart condition on long Covid again. Juliana Aprileo is still my pick for the deadpool, but Kelly or FindingEvie are also top contenders

Edit: @Chromeo I forgot to add your quote before I posted. It is amazing just being able to see the whites in her eyes would make her look more lively. She has little beady eyes in that photo that nerve me on a primal level. I'd call them rat eyes, but that's an insult to ratties.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

Nady is funny because Quinby is the worst, most cringiest trans name I have ever come across

cheers to another cat denial! save the cats! I bet even the neediest stray cat knows to stay away from her

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I have some screen caps, some are the same ones posted by @Sparkle Sloth above that might provide a bit more context. However, this one jumped out at me:

Is she now accusing her mom of abusing her? What the fuck?
Some new avatars, none of which look anything like her:

Spoiler: Ostara

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A slap fight started off from the topic of gender performance. Sorry that some of this is out of order but that's retarded Twitter chains of replies for you and being tired. Be warned, it's long and I don't even think it's been worth the effort of screen capping it all, but she shows her ignorance multiple times.

Spoiler: BBL I've gotta consult my gods

Other random updates, where she talks about her gods, gender shit, and gives a shout out to the foot fetish community for the third time this week.

Spoiler: Just a helpless little degenerate uwu

Cringe.

That's not the point.

She never leaves the house, which says a lot to her social skills. She forgets how to act towards people online, despite spending all day every day online.

I am starting to think she has a foot fetish. Wonder if there's a term and flag for someone who gets off on picking their own feet?

It's hard because she changes her gender every week.

Editing to add:

But she does it on herself all the time.

Again with this RSD shit. The cure to her armchair diagnosis of herself is to stop getting into slapfights. People who follow someone on Twitter and get their feeds shit up with retarded debates are going to unfollow that person. Simple as that.

I bet that person didn't expect a reply on this level of abhorrent excusal.

'My foot people'? lol Just say yourself.

 

[redcent]

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Fucking hell bitch, I dread to think.

Spoiler

Bleeding hell her eyes and lemon mouth are dissapearing. She's going to look like a slab of fat.

I know pagans try to do this thing looking as bitchy and sour as possible but fricken hell

Speaking of which, since when where vikings against colonisation? She just jelly because when vikings tried to invade Scotland they got beat by a thistle.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

I'd call them rat eyes, but that's an insult to ratties.

I'd say they're more piggish, but that's an insult to pigs. I understand they're rather nice animals.

 

[moorhen]

Steph isn’t getting a cat because I hexed her with my very serious and real magic.

May your cat bed be barren

 

[Vandy2]

I saw some one call Viking LARPers (not actual LARPers, the ones who think they're descended from Vikings) Swedeaboos. Is there a word for Irish weeaboos? Wee O'Boos?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Is there a word for Irish weeaboos? Wee O'Boos?

I know the Americans who won't shut up about Irish descent are called Plastic Paddies, but I don't know if there's a word for non-Irish white people who are really into faeries and woad.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I have some screen caps, some are the same ones posted by @Sparkle Sloth above that might provide a bit more context. However, this one jumped out at me:

Is she now accusing her mom of abusing her? What the fuck?

Outside of her randomly accusing her mom of abusing her, this is a great example of how she constantly tries to make a conversation about her. It's like she can't relate to the struggles of others, so she must find a way to connect it to herself so she can feel any empathy whatsoever. That's my charitable interpretation, at least. Feel free to interpret that behavior in whichever way works best for you.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Now that the word blindness has worn off from trying to organise that shit fest of a slap fight, I can appreciate some of the spasticated points she makes in it.
'BBL gotta consult my gods on some things' does she mean 'look shit up online'? Lol. Absolute lunacy. What the fuck does 'I never learned to be a woman' mean? She wasn't raised in Victorian times and not taught how to walk gracefully by balancing books on her head or some shit.
What is her beef with English people? Especially when her 23andMe came back saying she was some percentage of British, but latched on to the Irish/Welsh part? Is her saying 'yt British dude = racist' some kind of racism/xenophobia in itself?
Her ignorance about Britain is a fucking fantasy landscape. I wish some genuine Irish people would walk into her slapfights and tell her to stop with her embarrassing Irish savoir bullshit and say they're doing just fine. She is the one who is 'limited in your cultural constipation.' The cringe of her using the word 'bum' to an English guy as well.
You're born a woman, you are a woman - simple as that. It's backwards gender logic that a lot of non binary people have, where only 'proper' women do 'women' things. Wearing gold rings/binding feet/wearing make up or whatever, doesn't make you some maximum level 'proper' woman.
It's hilarious how smug she is during an argument. She has no self awareness that she sounds so retarded that her claims of having a master's degree sound like a big fat lie. 'Totally owning this GC with my facts from Wikipedia because he hasn't replied to them for 20 seconds.'

Steph isn’t getting a cat because I hexed her with my very serious and real magic.

May your cat bed be barren
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God I hope she sees this. She's such a raging narcissist that she will genuinely believe the farms are a cabal of evil witches using all their neo Nazi magiks to block her from getting a cat. Not simply the muggle powers of her dad phoning round local shelters warning them not to let his retard daughter adopt a cat from them. That's too mundane.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

This is a total aside and my autism is showing, but how the fuck is that a Star Wars fic? Like at what point have you changed the source so much it’s not fanfic anymore?

Also. Why?

Spoiler: Off-Topic Fan Fic sperging

As someone else said, the short answer is that people are using the actors as dress-up dolls in lieu of making it a completely original story with purely original characters. Why they feel the need to tag it in the Star Wars category is anybody's guess, I feel for the poor souls who just want to read "What If" or fics that are completely in-universe and have to slog through all this off-topic dollhousery just to find something.

But the thing is, it's not anything new: Twilight fan fiction is/was another big example of this dollhouse-y type of (barely) fan fic genre, which gave rise to 50 Shades of Grey: for those who've been living under a rock, began life as a Twilight fan fiction called "Master of the Universe". And it wasn't specific to Twilight fandom either, if you've got enough autism in you, you could easily look through Fanlore to find similar cases in fandoms like Xena: Warrior Princess ("uber" fics as they were called for some bizarre reason), The Sentinel, Starsky and Hutch, and -you guessed it- Star Trek TOS. And by extension, there's the "Hannibal Extended Universe" that's in a similar vein, but I'm already off-topic enough as it is and the Proshipper thread in Community Watch goes into more detail there.

(ETA: Also forgot to throw "Call Me By Your Name" in there as well, that's got the same issue as Star Wars albeit with RPF of Timothee Chalamet and Armie Hammer being used as dress-up dolls)

The funny thing is I swore I read somewhere that a particular Kylo/Rey fic was getting the 50 Shades of Grey treatment as well, but that would require going through The Mary Sue or Daily Dot and I don't need that special type of cancer right now.

tl;dr: The writers clearly want to write original stories to fulfill their weird sexual fantasies but can't fully commit to doing so, so they use established characters and piss off average fans who just want to read in-universe fan stories, but have to wade through all this bullshit to get there.

Back on-topic, thank goodness Staph's Humane Society rejected her. Staph may not have... dedicated A-Logs like Daniel Larson does, so I doubt anyone would've pulled a similar stunt had she actually adopted the poor cat like when he briefly adopted a dog, but man it would've been tempting. At least there's some common sense in the world still.

 

[often puzzled]

I saw a message in a local group this morning that reminded me of Staph: a local animal rescue was spreading the word that a person was trying to adopt and foster in the area but should be rejected on sight. This person was an adult-- not sure how old-- but their parent had been calling rescues in the area and asking them to help spread the word that their child could not/should not care for animals. By the time I saw the message, it had made its way into neighborhood groups, so that no random citizen would allow this person to adopt a stray they'd encountered. I was kind of surprised how quickly the message was spreading and how seriously the rescue groups were taking this.

It just made me hopeful that, if her dad made the calls-- and I increasingly think that he did-- her name has already been reported to every adoption organization in the area. I don't know how seriously they'd take an internet caller, but I do think they'd take a parent seriously. If it was him, I'd love to know exactly how he phrased it to the organization, given his gruff nature and tendency not to sugarcoat things.

The Twitter fights are great and also complete lunacy. I've noticed that she's recently been getting into more fights with younger people who pretty much say "lolololol u old." I'm kind of surprsed she hasn't made any comments about ageism or kids these days, but maybe/probably it all just sails over her head. The misunderstanding about "trim" was classic.

 

[Sparkle Sloth]

Apparently she’s trying to get a cat from Craigslist.

Spoiler: filthy neurotypicals don’t understand me

She wants Craigslist because these people aren’t going to background check her. Them being free is just an additional benefit for her broke ass.

Also here’s her mad about small dick jokes.

 

[Chromeo]

She wants Craigslist because these people aren’t going to background check her. Them being free is just an additional benefit for her broke ass.

please for the love of God let nobody on Craigslist give her a cat

 

[Aunt Carol]

It just made me hopeful that, if her dad made the calls-- and I increasingly think that he did-- her name has already been reported to every adoption organization in the area. I don't know how seriously they'd take an internet caller, but I do think they'd take a parent seriously. If it was him, I'd love to know exactly how he phrased it to the organization, given his gruff nature and tendency not to sugarcoat things.

This is where an overwhelmed adult can still outlap an autistic-identified NEET. It's child's play for Papa Frigs to sit down with a list, sigh, and systematically call every pet rescue and tell them he's the PoA for his adult daughter, she's currently fixated on a cat but she can't care for one, please note these names and this address, thanks.

Autism has all day, every day, but autism has a hard time getting going during business hours, and can't make phone calls without an extended online bitching session for each one.

One wonders if her dad has also called the landlord/office and told them to scrutinize any pet applications really hard.

She wants Craigslist because these people aren’t going to background check her. Them being free is just an additional benefit for her broke ass.

Yeah, this is her trying to get past being blacklisted.

Again, here's her "unexamined privilege" showing through: she can't possibly imagine adopting an undocumented cat and getting the paperwork herself as she takes it to the vet. Ningún gato es ilegal

There is no way they don't have stray cats where she lives. There are stray cats in Alaska, albeit with weird-looking tails and ears from frostbite. Take walks, put out food. The Goeta demons, horny ghost serial killers and/or Norse gods can help her with her SSDI application but they can't help her find an alley cat? This may be a hurtful generalization, but communing with the spirits of the cursèd dead ought to be the same general skill tree as befriending a cat.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

please for the love of God let nobody on Craigslist give her a cat

I don't know, if she does end up with a feral/mistreated/stray cat that is a complete fucking asshole that bites and scratches the hell out of her when she goes near it, hides all the time, tries to run away, and pisses everywhere, that'd be a bit amusing. Mostly because it'd be hilarious to hear the justification for how exactly a temperamental cat that clearly fucking hates her can possibly be providing emotional support and her bullshit exemption being called out.

 

[Chromeo]

I don't know, if she does end up with a feral/mistreated/stray cat that is a complete fucking asshole that bites and scratches the hell out of her when she goes near it, hides all the time, tries to run away, and pisses everywhere, that'd be a bit amusing. Mostly because it'd be hilarious to hear the justification for how exactly a temperamental cat that clearly fucking hates her can possibly be providing emotional support and her bullshit exemption being called out.

Something sticks out to me, can a rescued stray be considered an "emotional support animal?" I know the traditional kind of support animals like seeing eye dogs need specific training. If she finds a stray, it wouldn't count unless she got it some kind of ESA paperwork, right?

 

[Aunt Carol]

it wouldn't count unless she got it some kind of ESA paperwork, right?

A lot of providers are basically rubber-stamping ESA paperwork. Emotional support animals don't have to be trained to do anything, just exist and make you happier.

Which is what pets generally do, so it's kind of silly, but usually it's used as a dodge against pet-free rentals. Which are pet-free because the average human is terrible and doesn't clean up after pets, so it's this war of mutual escalation.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Craigslist guy sounds like he's done with her bullshit and will not follow through. Good. (Sorry I assumed his gender)

 

[redbarchetta]

Craigslist guy sounds like he's done with her bullshit and will not follow through. Good. (Sorry I assumed his gender)

Craigslist Pets is desperate at best and scummy at worst, cannot think of a greasier place for this uwu activist to try and obtain a pet. But I don't think crackheads selling kittens have time for her shit, luckily. At best she might get scammed for the millionth time - but anyone stupid enough to give a kitten to Steph is not smart enough to have all the paperwork she expects.