Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

And they do. But it's not like Fatty understands any of it. He's just, "rendered fat from meat gud!" and that's it.

It actually is and the fat fuck is generally right that canola oil and similar seed oils were a gigantic scam and things like lard have been unfairly maligned (for instance try making biscuits or dumplings without it). But not in the quantities Fatass eats them in.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It actually is and the fat fuck is generally right that canola oil and similar seed oils were a gigantic scam and things like lard have been unfairly maligned (for instance try making biscuits or dumplings without it). But not in the quantities Fatass eats them in.

Canola oil sucks especially if you try frying something in it. Gives it a fishy taste. But most seed oils are fine for what they are.

And I'm all for rendered fat. I've got a jar of it in my fridge. Several actually. One for bacon, one for beef and so on. Add it to foods sometimes just a bit when sauteeing can add a certain something to it. And if you've never had fries cooked in duck fat you're missing out.

But yes, eat too much of them like how Fatty would eat his bacon grease by the spoonful and you'll wind up with clogged arteries leading to things like strokes. If only there were ways to deal with that like proper diet, exercise and not eating a whole rotisserie chicken in one sitting. But alas, we all know once you gain weight it's impossible to lose. Oh wait no... not impossible. It requires effort. That's what I wanted to say.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

It just makes me think he needs to get working on his right arm mobility again.
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Jagoff can only dream about having that head of hair

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Yea, Jack, a diet high in fat is bad for you. He’s speeding running to his next stroke View attachment 5731032

Fat in your diet is good... But Jack doesn't know why or what moderation is.

Jack has no interest in sacrificing anything. Just look for whatever diet bias lets him keep eating cheese and meat.

 

[VenomPlug]

GUD

 

[Crex Crex]

GUD

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It looks like he's eating a rotten carrot, which would be somehow better than his current diet.

 

[TheMovieGuy]

"Things you have now, things you've lost. People who're near by, people who've gone far away. No matter what you choose, truth is, both regret and reluctance are going to follow you around. You just have to make sure you don't make excuses to yourself down the road."

Keep struggling, Jack......

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Fat in your diet is good... But Jack doesn't know why or what moderation is.

Jack has no interest in sacrificing anything. Just look for whatever diet bias lets him keep eating cheese and meat.

I didn’t say “no fat”. I’m talking pure fat diet like his

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

LIAR LIAR Livestream (2/17/2024)

• Jack starts off by complaining how people aren't nice anymore and he has to put up with so many jerks stealing his parking spots when he's out shopping.
• Why is the stream called Liar Liar? Because the government is lying about our safety. Jack launches into a rant about money to Ukraine, Tik Tok, gun control, satellites being shot out of the sky. "We're a laughing stock. We're an embarrassment." Tammy yells "FAMILY FOOD AND FUN" to remind Jack what his channel should really be about.
• Whiplash into Jack telling us about the cloud bread recipe. He mocks everyone saying that his food isn't carnivore. "Waaaah there's Greek yogurt... I DON'T CARE. You can be carnivore police all you want. I don't care. My mods will block you."
• "I feel amazing. I'm on fire. I sleep good at night. I have a whole new lease on life."
• "Just because food's in the room doesn't mean it's going in my piehole." (Press X to Doubt)
• There seems to be more clutter in the office than usual. Some of it looks like studio lightning equipment that just got shipped in.
• Rob makes a joke "I do carnivore, but I also eat salad and potatoes." This seems to tick Jack off. "I'm sure Rob means he does carnivore on certain days."
• Chat says, 'Do you like kiwis' "I haven't had fruit in years, because I'm diabetic"
• Jack says you can make barbecue spaghetti by laying the dried noodles on the grill??
• More chatbaiting about the "washing machine", the Jack Pack and okra. Some of the chatters are a-logging really hard.
• Charles is filming some rehydration videos this weekend.
• Jack doesn't make sauces anymore because his manufacturer went under when the pandemic started. He still has a large backstock left, presumably all years past expiration.
• After a while Jack says he can't see any more comments. "Last comment I'm seeing is... [sighs deeply] getting your steps in and losing weight."
• He signs off with one more rant about how you can't trust the government and you have to verify things yourself. "If I say something incorrect, verify me. Do you own research."

I give this livestream a C-, some funny angy Jack but overall no real interesting content and Jack stopped engaging with the chat halfway through.

 

[Aunt Carol]

He signs off with one more rant about how you can't trust the government and you have to verify things yourself. "If I say something incorrect, verify me. Do you own research."

Excited for the Jack Scalfani x Neon Grizzly collab.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

GUD

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So, so easy to hate.

 

[Marc]

Jack has no interest in sacrificing anything. Just look for whatever diet bias lets him keep eating cheese and meat.

Though true, it’s still too generous: Jack is desperate to qualify eating himself to death as somehow being the morally correct position on the Earth to qualify and entitle him to talk down to others from (all while peering up at them from his toilet on wheels, and forgetting how to speak).

These window dressings framing his consumption of fad diets [cheating], reviewing of fast food service [abusing the staff], espousing the health benefits of his personal brand of slow suicide [attempting to mislead others to follow his example, in a prescriptive manner devoid of either ethical consideration or even insight], etc. are secondary pretensions to his only real priority of rationalizing the defining hedonism and tragic absence of impulse control which have relegated and confined him to the scootypuff throne upon which he embodies the cardinal sin of gluttony. Denial compels Jack to avert his working eye away from his own mortifying reflection as he insists that he is ackchully Living His Best Life while he waits to ascend to his rightful place at Geesusz’ side at the Big Buffet in the Sky...

...Even though heaven can’t be heaven for anyone else if Jack is there to shove past everyone in line while honking his scooter horn, demand the angels wipe his ass, or sit in Gawd’s seat at the heavenly table while he complains about how Librulz have been ruining heaven ever since he arrived.

The truth which even Jack knows is that he is eating as much as humanly possible as a means of raging against the dying light in the only way he knows to, perpetually seething in the knowledge that he can’t take any of his gud meats with him, where his ignited fat will burn as the brightest candle in hell. Jack has done more to desecrate the temple of the body that even Ellen Page; and his only chance of being somebody in either this life or the next is in being promoted to being some corpulent, front line demon for Spawn or somebody to easily dismember.

The single greatest irony concerning the thorough fraudulence with which Jack has adopted “kermivurr” as his personality is that he is both a fruit and a vegetable.

 

[Baby Yoda]

This is the seasoning he used. I've made it a habit to specifically use UK websites because the nutrition is required to be labeled as per 100g. As you can see, 100g of seasoning contains 100g of SHUGAR. That's right, the seasoning is virtually 100% SHUGAR. But wait, there's more! The label even claims that the seasoning is keto friendly despite being pure sugar
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Jesus Christ, no wonder Jack always has dilated pupils (not the only hole of his thats dilated). He consumes so much sugar that its like he is always on crack. I would also be willing to bet the excess sugar crystallized a part of his brain causing the many strokes.

 

[topshrek]

New Fat on the Go coming soon, looks like Hammy used some of her diminishing income to treat Big Boy Jack to a steak dinner. I'm sure we'll get plenty of asshurt Jack comments stamping his feet and insisting that he didn't break carnivore. Because we all know fatass has the discipline necessary to only eat the beef and eggs, I'm sure he'd NEVER scarf down those potatoes, biscuits, tortillas, asparagus, english muffins, etc. when they're presented on a plate before him

 

[AnOminous]

Because we all know fatass has the discipline necessary to only eat the beef and eggs, I'm sure he'd NEVER scarf down those potatoes, biscuits, tortillas, asparagus, english muffins, etc. when they're presented on a plate before him

I can actually imagine this fat bastard refusing everything but the MEAT GUD and then eating Tammy's too after putting a bunch of jalapenos on it.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

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New Fat on the Go coming soon, looks like Hammy used some of her diminishing income to treat Big Boy Jack to a steak dinner. I'm sure we'll get plenty of asshurt Jack comments stamping his feet and insisting that he didn't break carnivore. Because we all know fatass has the discipline necessary to only eat the beef and eggs, I'm sure he'd NEVER scarf down those potatoes, biscuits, tortillas, asparagus, english muffins, etc. when they're presented on a plate before

That’s Jeanette in the faux camo…

Someone is getting their cookie licked tonight…

 

[Grandmas Secret]

Hearing this creature jabber about how fruit is evil is amazing. Been years since he's had fruit, evil evil fruit, has that SUGAR in it. Chugs sugar every day, he's afraid of vitamins and color. Has to eat beige.

 

[ZipDisk]

Leaning keto
Carnivore friendly
Lying adjacent (and fatly)

Ordinary Sausage recently made menthol sausage. Jack should be force fed the result for the rest of his life.

I have an irrational hatred of those curtains on the sliding door, it just looks sloppy and shitty.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Yea, Jack, a diet high in fat is bad for you. He’s speeding running to his next stroke View attachment 5731032

Rendered fats are not as evil as they're depicted to be, but the health issues that are happening widespread these days are more due to the obesity epidemic than from using seed oil vs rendered fats. People back then were more active and generate ate fewer calories (especially less fructose), so they didn't have nearly as many lardos like Jack waddling around.

 

[VenomPlug]

Yes fatty, we know. So what's the point of KERMIVUR then when you constantly cheat because you're so fat and obsessed with food you can't control shit? Just drop the act. If you think this ridicolous 'diet' makes you look better and smarter - keep telling yourself that.