Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Magnificent Penis said:
Can't help but respect Flutter a little bit. She got herself involved with this tard known for having little to no filter, has thousands of people from reddit faggots to kiwi autists obsessing over her identity and yet she has managed to remain elusive all this time. If she plays this right (and played it right before, not feeding Chris real info about her) she may just walk into the sunset, never having any confirmed links to this creature.
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At some point Chris is going to fuck it up for her thought, being the unfiltered babbling Moron he is. he would definitely accidently spilled some beans about her, whether it be a name drop, where she lives or how far her relationship and Chris go, or some other crumbs that would led her to getting doxxed.

Just like in the Persona stream, where he reveals that he has a "sweetheart" now. It is most likely he was referring to flutter at that time, and the fact the any question or donations asking regarding Flutter gets filtered/censored/removed immediately, further convincing me that whoever this "Flutter" is, seemed to have a connection to Praetor/Caden.
Glassshardballpit said:
I gotta wonder why Chris is so hush hush about her.

It's quite likely she's had some kind of hand in the goings-on behind the scenes, I wouldn't even put it past Caden telling Chris to keep quiet about her if he wants a place to live.
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It could be after the Persona stream where he accidently reveals he has a sweetheart, Caden threatened him that he'll kick his ass out from the house if he ever mentioned or accidently blurted out anything about Flutter. he'll kick his ass out from the house.
 
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Bill Kilgore said:
It could be after the Persona stream where he accidently reveals he has a sweetheart, Caden threatened him that he'll kick his ass out from the house if he ever mentioned or accidently blurted out anything about Flutter. he'll kick his ass out from the house.
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So Jesus really is that guy who lives in a tent behind my apartment?

Id always wondered. Thought he was just a little muddled.
 
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Magnificent Penis said:
Can't help but respect Flutter a little bit. She got herself involved with this tard known for having little to no filter, has thousands of people from reddit faggots to kiwi autists obsessing over her identity and yet she has managed to remain elusive all this time. If she plays this right (and played it right before, not feeding Chris real info about her) she may just walk into the sunset, never having any confirmed links to this creature.
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Didn’t Kim Wilson walk away undoxxed? I think that’s way more impressive, given that she was publicly associated with Chris for nearly a decade.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
Longest troll on record for Chris, she managed to keep him around slip information and not do anything malicious to him.
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God no wonder the guy's paranoid.

These guys were catfishing before there was an actual word for it.

Edit: I like these conversations. It feels like we're all a bunch of seafaring voyagers hunched in a circle in a crickety Old tavern on stilts in the barest Haven from the tumultuous sea, swapping glorious tales of ole with the never ending bartending of stories of Chris.
 
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here's an actual photo of what's happening down at Big Island right now
 
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atorie said:
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here's an actual photo of what's happening down at Big Island right now
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I was having a good day until I saw this.

Glassshardballpit said:
Edit: I like these conversations. It feels like we're all a bunch of seafaring voyagers hunched in a circle in a crickety Old tavern on stilts in the barest Haven from the tumultuous sea, swapping glorious tales of ole with the never ending bartending of stories of Chris.
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We need some sea shanties for the true salior experience.
 
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Lou Sassle said:
Chris is at the Liberty college in Lynchburg. I wonder if he's out playing Pokemon go or if egg is there as a student.

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God, it took my brain a few seconds to comprehend this isn't a photoshop. Those trans-flag leggings absolutely fuck with his already unnatural body proportions.
 
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