Balldo Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Internet shock jock" not-allowed-to-practice abortionist "lawyer", swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a felonious, copyright cuck. End-stage career failure: normies know.

[AnOminous]

A sudden nanny resignation definitely fits with what he said though, but we'll have to see if Nick mentions having a nanny, driver, or snack purchaser in the present tense anymore.

He probably tried to ram the Balldo into her and that was the end of that professional relationship.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I didn't even consider that, it does fit very well with what was said, though I don't know why he would word it like that. I would expect him to say "We don't have our nanny right now" without specifying she's quit. But his cancellation notices have gotten so vague and ominous that it's hard to say.

This makes sense but the problem is that there are so many moving parts in the ongoing Nick Rekieta trainwreck that a statement that vague could be so many things.

A sudden nanny resignation definitely fits with what he said though, but we'll have to see if Nick mentions having a nanny, driver, or snack purchaser in the present tense anymore.

The cousins and in-laws used to help with the children and it used to be mentioned on the stream. It used to be mentioned that cousins were sleeping over too. Not so much anymore...

Nick also took what fans were doing and believed he was doing it. Who made people know when he was streaming? Fans on twitter or fans in this thread. Who clipped his show to expand his audience? Law Nerd Clips and Elissa. He used to get massive amounts of fan art and assets.

Law Nerds Clips hasn't posted in 3 months and everyone else stopped doing the work after he told them to fuck off. It took him months to even post about not streaming on locals and he is so lazy he can't post it on twitter. I haven't seen a new piece of fan art in a year. Would anyone submit pieces if Nick asked?


He used to do this pre-Depp. I think he is afraid that if he suggests a stream to watch the viewers would just ditch him.

Nick lost his marketing arm. He had a talented and relatively wealthy Nostrum Guard, and he told them to fuck off. His remainder of fans are broke and worthless.

Incorrect, that is their old house which they retained ownership of after moving into the new one. They rented that out to family/friends or something. Look for a property next to that one listed as being owned by The Robert Lord Property Trust.

Remember, this is the one Nick bitched about not being able to sell and have the money. He felt imposed upon by taking a loss on the house.

I don’t think it’s that other people won’t let him “work” when “work” is to talk to a camera.

He also complains about having to give his kids rides to things, usually in a context when he’s trying to explain how horrible busy he is.

Considering the amount of vacations he’s become accustomed to, the fact that he more and more seems to be on drugs when he DOES get in front of a camera, it’s easy to believe, probably most ACCURATE to believe, that he just is trying to absolutely maximize the amount of time he has to do nothing but fiddlefuck around, and he’s essentially calling out sick for 40% of his shifts.

I have kids that I have to drop off and pick up from daycare every day and I work six days a week in a factory. My sympathy level is way, way in the red

Nick's blase attitude toward work ethic and 'fuck you, governer!' attitude reeks of a spoiled brat forced to get a minimum wage job by parents who want to straighten him out... all while they still live in the lap of luxury at home... He never learned to work hard because he never was forced to do so, else subsist on water and bread crusts.

His fans think that he is wonderful for saying all the things they wish they could say to their employer, but it is not the mournful refrainof the 'working man' more than it is the 'REEEEEEEE!' screech of a spoiled brat.

 

[Father Balldo]

It.
Was.
A.
JOKE.
You.
Incel.
PRUDES.

 

[AnOminous]

His fans think that he is wonderful for saying all the things they wish they could say to their employer, but it is not the mournful refrainof the 'working man' more than it is the 'REEEEEEEE!' screech of a spoiled brat.

What fans does he even have at this point? He does streams where he makes no money at all.

 

[Left Beef]

I might try and math it out with a mix of things later then, just out of curiosity. If it's little prepackaged things it becomes a slightly less preposterous number of calories.

Back when the $3000 figure was first posted, I went to Safeway.com to see if I could make it work. It was surprisingly easy. If you don't buy in bulk, choose only name brand pre-packaged snack foods, and multiply by five, it adds up very quickly.

In other words if it is just a bruise, whatever is injuring him is happening repeatedly in almost the exact same way and damaging the exact same area of his face.

I had an alcoholic family member who would repeatedly give himself nasty forehead bruises by bumping into the corner of a hanging shelf when coming home late at night. Nick might just be drunkenly running into a cabinet or something.

 

[AnOminous]

I had an alcoholic family member who would repeatedly give himself nasty forehead bruises by bumping into the corner of a hanging shelf when coming home late at night. Nick might just be drunkenly running into a cabinet or something.

Why doesn't Nick's ever heal though? It never goes away. He just has it.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

I only caught the first half of the stream but I’ve given up on the video processing, here’s what I got

Well now we have the answer. It wasn't a "client." It was a "family member or friend" who had some dumb legalish issue, and Nick's desire to ride to the rescue and talk them down preempted his actual job.

Just a side note: most people in Nick's stage of life would have way more freedom than a few years ago, not way less. He's got a kid old enough to drive. He's got two or three old enough to keep the kids from wrecking the place if Kayla needs to run out on an errand. He hasn't had an infant in a fair while, so everyone toilets himself and sleeps through the night. I would be humiliated if Mr. Bucket left work in order to "check on me." You're working. Feel assured that if anyone goes to the hospital, I'll let you know. No need to come checking on me like a child.

But again, nothing here makes sense. He would rather do anything than his literal job.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Why doesn't Nick's ever heal though? It never goes away. He just has it.

What we are seeing is the damage to his soul manifested on his dying body.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Why doesn't Nick's ever heal though? It never goes away. He just has it.

Maybe he's already dead and his brain hasn't figured it out yet due to how drunk it always is.

 

[smugrandomdouche]

Well now we have the answer. It wasn't a "client." It was a "family member or friend" who had some dumb legalish issue, and Nick's desire to ride to the rescue and talk them down preempted his actual job.

Just a side note: most people in Nick's stage of life would have way more freedom than a few years ago, not way less. He's got a kid old enough to drive. He's got two or three old enough to keep the kids from wrecking the place if Kayla needs to run out on an errand. He hasn't had an infant in a fair while, so everyone toilets himself and sleeps through the night. I would be humiliated if Mr. Bucket left work in order to "check on me." You're working. Feel assured that if anyone goes to the hospital, I'll let you know. No need to come checking on me like a child.

But again, nothing here makes sense. He would rather do anything than his literal job.

Isn't that every lolcow or person we once followed? They get this fame and then think they're above their fans and their original work. They get sloppy, pushback against their fans not liking the new direction the show is going. There's fighting and arguing and telling people to leave.
So then they leave. It's called reaping what you sow rackets.
You put yourself here, so work bitch.

 

[Captain Manning]

Well now we have the answer. It wasn't a "client." It was a "family member or friend" who had some dumb legalish issue, and Nick's desire to ride to the rescue and talk them down preempted his actual job.

Okay. So he lied. Again.

That's not a client, and that doesn't mean he's actually still practicing.

That comment by July REALLY fucked him up.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

What fans does he even have at this point? He does streams where he makes no money at all.

Maybe these 7 (actually 6, because my account is one of them)?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

It.
Was.
A.
JOKE.
You.
Incel.
PRUDES.

“Haha, getting hepatitis at a minimum (to compliment my natural background liver damage [yes alcohol is natural]) and explaining to my parents why Kayla and I have a black kid is hilarious, incel prudes”

 

[AnOminous]

Okay. So he lied. Again.

Well, he is a lying liar who lies. The only time a lie isn't coming out of his gay lying mouth is when a black dick is going in.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Okay. So he lied. Again.

That's not a client, and that doesn't mean he's actually still practicing.

That comment by July REALLY fucked him up.

Right. And given the quality of Nick's advice, the "monsoon" he's talking about is probably this poor dumb dude getting the electric chair after Nick "helped" with his parking ticket.

 

[Captain Manning]

Maybe these 7 (actually 6, because my account is one of them)?

You think at some point he's gonna drop so low even that retarded braintrust is gonna be able to figure out which account is yours? Just by simple process of elimination?

Well, he is a lying liar who lies. The only time a lie isn't coming out of his gay lying mouth is when a black dick is going in.

Hey, that's not fair!

I'm pretty sure Doritos and alcohol go in his mouth too.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Well, he is a lying liar who lies. The only time a lie isn't coming out of his gay lying mouth is when a black dick is going in.

“So what you’re saying is, through deductive reasoning you concede that gay black dick is Truth, unlike all the incel prude stuff in the Bible. Because, see, what goes in my mouth has to come back in, I mean out again, doesn’t it? Hmmmmm? Told you guys I’m a lawyer!”

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Mr. Bucket

I saw this and was like "yo hol' up".

 

[AnOminous]

I'm pretty sure Doritos and alcohol go in his mouth too.

Doesn't he only eat a single Dorito a day to maintain his manorexia, so he can save his entire daily calorie consumption for drinking on an empty stomach?

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits 2]

Doesn't he only eat a single Dorito a day to maintain his manorexia, so he can save his entire daily calorie consumption for drinking on an empty stomach?

I think it's a single snack size bag, but close enough.