Vaush / @VaushV / VaushVidya / IrishLaddie / Ian Anthony Kochinski - Horse Cock Enthusiast, Larpy Violent Revolutionary, Sex Pest, in his 100th pedo scandal

[deadtofaunus]

Were otherkin on tumblr ever this bad?
Wanting to be a specific animal for the purpose of having a penis large enough to kill a human is some late stage porn addiction thinking.

Maybe he grew up watching the Mr. Hands video and thought, "Wow, what a hero!"

 

[Random Internet Person]

The video can be summarized as such:

1. Vaush started his career trying to be a bombastic debatebro and he deeply regrets all his stupid arguments and they torment him every single day.
2. Vaush only saved the lolicon because he loves big dicks. The lolicon made the penises look bigger in comparison and that is what he enjoyed.
3. There is absolutely no mention of the bestiality at all and he doesn't even mention the horses in the lolicon folder.

Whatever Vaush was hoping to do with this, I don’t think he succeeded.

 

[LongDayAgain]

Even if I'm going to accept he's not a pedophile, which is debatable, this is still a really fucking stupid argument to make. The end result of sweatshop labour for Apple is an iPhone, which provides a boon to the economy and social and technological advancement. Is the sweatshop labour ethical? No, and we should change that, but the end result of CP IS the pain and suffering of kids for the sexual gratification of pedophiles, which ruins the kid's life. They are not comparable at all.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

He's a zoopedophile, all we need is some snuff and he can join the zoosadist camp and die like them too.

 

[Tablet County]

"Teehee your worst sin isn't being a horsecock-loving pedophile, it's being a video essayist "

Honestly that still earns him a spot in the oven.

 

[FinnSven]

I miss the 90s.

Back then people could joke about obscene acts, safe in the knowledge that if they were too ridiculous, i.e. fucking a dolphin in the blowhole, fudge re-packing*, that everyone who wasn’t retarded would understand they are jokes.

Now it seems like there is no act too vile or impractical that not only is there porn of it, it has fetishists and followings.

Spoiler: *Fudge re-packing

Apparently it is the act of fucking an arse till said arse is good and open then turning around and taking a shit in the opened anus.

 

[LongDayAgain]

We're in the death throes of the Youtuber Life Cycle. The "addressing the allegations" stage.

And it's right around Mister Metokur's "5 year cycle" for YouTubers. It's now 2024, and Vaush started in 2019. The man was a prophet.

 

[kidatari]

 

[stupid frog]

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>If only you knew how bad things really are

Not bad enough for him.

 

[MeltyTW]

Even if I'm going to accept he's not a pedophile, which is debatable, this is still a really fucking stupid argument to make. The end result of sweatshop labour for Apple is an iPhone, which provides a boon to the economy and social and technological advancement. Is the sweatshop labour ethical? No, and we should change that, but the end result of CP IS the pain and suffering of kids for the sexual gratification of pedophiles, which ruins the kid's life. They are not comparable at all.

Well i mean even beyond that stopping cp has at least the nominal forced support of even the elite classes, the idea we can have to repeal the sweeping bans already in place because we can't solve a much harder issue with less agreement on what to do and how is so stupid you can only read it as a pedo grasping at straws. He's talked about lying and using emotional subtext before he absolutely knows thst if people started going against cp woth his argument instead of the current that people would excuse it way more.

 

[The Dirty Dashiki]

The self-admitted pet gecko rapist and horsecock fetishist is now making up hypothetical arguments where he is fuming about animal abuse laws making it a felony to abuse animals. He must get off to doing this.

 

[Tablet County]

Can somebody explain to me what the fuck is up with those hexagon glasses? Hassan wears them, ethanisonline, his bpd girlfriend, and their ethnically-hard-to-pin-down buddy nickisnotgreen wears them, Vaush wears them. Is it just a trendy new thing modern-day hipster douchebags wear or is it some kind of lefty pseud symbol, like a gay swastika?

 

[LongDayAgain]

Like, this argument would have had broad agreement across the political spectrum if he had just phrased it along the lines of "Child slave/low wage labour in China and developing countries bad". But he had to invoke CP as a comparator and say it should be legal because the former is legal, thus ruining his own argument.

 

[Quandaries Sage]

His response video is up

He has indeed convinced me that he is a pedophile

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Can somebody explain to me what the fuck is up with those hexagon glasses? Hassan wears them, ethanisonline, his bpd girlfriend, and their ethnically-hard-to-pin-down buddy nickisnotgreen wears them, Vaush wears them. Is it just a trendy new thing modern-day hipster douchebags wear or is it some kind of lefty pseud symbol, like a gay swastika?

 

[eatler]

Can somebody explain to me what the fuck is up with those hexagon glasses? Hassan wears them, ethanisonline, his bpd girlfriend, and their ethnically-hard-to-pin-down buddy nickisnotgreen wears them, Vaush wears them. Is it just a trendy new thing modern-day hipster douchebags wear or is it some kind of lefty pseud symbol, like a gay swastika?

hipster douche 80s I would imagine. Its like they like the pedo glasses they had in the 80s but said "I don't want them because I don't want to be associated as a child creep" so they made them hexagonal to make them "different"

 

[Franz Joseph]

This couldn't happen to a nicer person lol.

 

[K!w!Fartz]

I just wish that smug look would get wiped off his fucking face. Someone like him should be WAY more humble and quiet.
I hope he gets sent to prison one day and learns his place.

 

[Yankee Shogun]

How long until we find out that he has child porn and real bestiality on his computer?

Probably never, to be honest. Knock on wood.

Vaush jacking off to CP is perfectly fine as far as Keffals is concerned, he just objects to Vaush making him look bad

It's funny because a statement like this sounds like exaggeration or interpretation, but no, Keffels just outright says that's his issue with it, not the gross and weird porn.

Also note how his tone changes the moment he's the one facing consequences. He has no principles other than trying desperately to never work in his life.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I also want to say that I have heard Vaush call himself a "size queen" twice now and that both times I have wanted to punch him right in the mouth.