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With all of these revelations I'm more impressed than anything. Even waking up to get fed ice cream on that much Xanax is quite a feat. Ralphamale W.
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When i was 180lb for a while and fellt i needed to drop a couple, i sure as hell wasn't that swollen. Does he fool anyone with that? i mean, sure height plays a role but i was considered a twig by most people :S Am my conversion that off= isn't it around 75 - 80 Kgs? 'that's what a perfectly normal person SHOULD weigh. Has he ever claimed other tall tales (Heh, see what i did there?) about his weight? We all know his way to give pictographic abbydance with a ruler. When a guy much taller than you and with the same "Stats" feels I could lose some pounds, than it's bad, oh it's bad. And a nice Xanax "one eyed closed to stabilise the other" move there, i'm sure you mama smile upon you hell.
Not gonna lie, clipper Gabe is more kino than deplatform the piggy Gabe. The best tool to wreck the pill piggy is granting him access to a megaphone. You just know it'll be L after L after L. He implodes multiple times a week without any intervention.Posting these here and not in the Gabe Hoffman thread because Gabe is now a sektur clip guy.
Don't make the mistake of thinking there's a distinction. "Clipper Gabe" is just showing you what he's going to be sending to payment processors as "deplatform the piggy Gabe".Not gonna lie, clipper Gabe is more kino than deolatform the piggy Gabe.
yeah while I understand why gabe does what he does (he's an outsider so not really subject to the rules of "da sektur" esp if ralph does first strike) its more kino for him to try and ruin ralph's life by just reposting the shit ralph says.Not gonna lie, clipper Gabe is more kino than deolatform the piggy Gabe. The best tool to wreck the pill piggy is granting him access to a megaphone. You just know it'll be L after L after L. He implodes multiple times a week without any intervention.
Is this the HedgeFundJew redemption arc?Posting these here and not in the Gabe Hoffman thread because Gabe is now a sektur clip guy.
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Ralph just can’t help his deep white trash breeding. In white trash world bragging about alcoholism at 12 or not remembering 3 years of your 20’s due to drug use is par for the course. Substance abuse, baby mama drama and arrests are about all they have in the way of accomplishments. As a result casual boasting about such things become common. It’s the closest thing to culture Ralphmale has and the only area he can feel a sense of achievement.Not gonna lie, clipper Gabe is more kino than deplatform the piggy Gabe. The best tool to wreck the pill piggy is granting him access to a megaphone. You just know it'll be L after L after L. He implodes multiple times a week without any intervention.
Pavement ape is possibly the term you're looking for. Finally my post-graduate degree in racism is coming in handy.Only land apes and white niggers do that much Xanax for funsies. The type that shoot people they’re robbing for $100. I’m very curious about Ralph’s Missing Years.
ETA land apes lol what’s the word I’m looking for.
I like NASA myself. North American Street Ape. Or if I'm in the Deep South, boot-lipped Alabama porch monkey.Pavement ape is possibly the term you're looking for. Finally my post-graduate degree in racism is coming in handy.
Yard ape.ETA land apes lol what’s the word I’m looking for.
porch monkey, perhaps?Yard ape.
Heboon?porch monkey, perhaps?
There's a coin merchant already in line to do this@Null hypotherically, what would have to happen make this a reality in the future? I know you got consent for the Chris coin, would you have to get permission to strike a coin bearing Ralph's Easter island mongoloid visage?
And anyone who does business with that lunatic deserves what they get.There's a coin merchant already in line to do this
This is alternate timeline Evan Ralph, wherein Ethan was the one who got shaken by Ronnie instead.(I must have Ethan on the brain, I swear this guy looks like a guntless Ethan.)
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In another, parallel universe, Ethan grew a foot, didn't drop out of highschool because he was the school quarterback, gets recruited to Wisconsin, and then works his way up the Big 10 coaching pools to become... *checks notes* Wide Receivers coach for the Iowa Hawkeyes, the worst offense in power D1 football.
If nothing else, it would beat being the proprietor of the Killstream.