Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 58 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%

  • Total voters
    355
I thought I mentioned this, but I was playing close to the chest in the early days because during #CoomServerGate, some of the people in the sEcReT DiScOrD for LOCALS that was leaked to me were talking about running their own bot to find my account(s). I was also provided communications at the time that there were plans to 'doxx' me and the like. It was an interesting time where I was posting LOCALS screenshots asynchronously, obfuscating metadata, laying false digital trails, and other countermeasures as I went full 'ultra-silent routine' with OPSEC and was even more scrupulous about my digital hygiene. In the end, it was all unnecessary.

The Screenshot:

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During a casual scan of the wreck of Nick's DISCORD (It is easy to monitor), I found the above in August 2022. It made me nervous, at the time, but by this time. I had already defeated CloudFlare via a GitHub repo I found on Google, so I was ready to combat more tricks from LOCALS. None ever came.

I was really excited to try to counter-code against the Dev Team, but either they could not bother to care about one 'hacker', or my approach was too low-level for them to detect. I mean... you can see the chat as a non-member, and 3 messages at a time when not even signed in.... So I am leanign toward the former.

I would LOVE to see what communications went between Nick and LOCALS, or the wine moms and LOCALS support. If I remember correctly, Nick whinged for months to get the 'block' feature and blamed that for chat atrophy due to Cynthia and others before I was blamed.
Be scared of the l33t h@x0r secret Discord community of Balldo. All you pesky Kiwis will be d0xxed and enjoy your one million dollars.
 
Ah. I was looking at the internecine conflict within the chat themselves that devolved into self destruction when the 'haters' (e.g. Cynthia and HydroPX were banned).
Yeah, I know those two were banned at Nick's behest, whereas I think SL's multiple bans were due to LOCALS.

After all, unlike Cynthia and Hydro, SL didn't commit the highest crime in Nick's mind: Criticizing him. He doesn't seem to GAF about people making death threats all day long.

Bloody hell, opinion here might have been split on Monty's case if Nick was not such an arse for months.
Actually, I think site opinion was largely against Monty when the case was filed, and for a while afterwards.

Two reasons for that:

1. Rekieta hadn't gone into a complete tailspin just yet.
2. Metokur was (and still is) largely respected on the Farms, and a lot of people likely had their opinion of Monty colored by Jim.

In my case, I must confess, due to #2 (and not #1, because I had grown disillusioned by Nick by that point), I assumed Monty was a total nutcase, so I didn't bother to look very hard at the case or apply an objective lens to it. Plus Monty's initial filings looked pretty bad from what I saw of them.

That's certainly a failing on my part. I was wrong. Mea culpa. I feel less stupid in light of the fact I wasn't the only one though. I think initially even @AnOminous thought the suit was crap.

At some point, people started looking into what Rekieta actually said about Monty, and the evidence that existed in terms of whether Monty actually did any of those things, and gradually people came around to the POV that Nick was way out of line and Monty got a raw deal.
 
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Aaron Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show responded to the Kino Casino coverage of the hot tub stream.

What's interesting in this (credit to a comment from Harman Smith on YouTube I saw mentioning this) is that Aaron Imholte confirms that Kayla had also watched the Kino Casino clip and they discussed it together. This would seem to be the first confirmation in a long time (since the YouTube playlist was found) that she is still watching clips on YouTube about Nick.

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Hold up, how trustworthy is the faggot, really? We can see for ourselves that our wife thinks the guy is a faggot and a creep just from her face and she's fast and loose with her face. Do we really believe she's comfortable enough with him to watch a demeaning clip of the tub stream and even guffaw around with HIM?!
 
Hold up, how trustworthy is the faggot, really? We can see for ourselves that our wife thinks the guy is a faggot and a creep just from her face and she's fast and loose with her face. Do we really believe she's comfortable enough with him to watch a demeaning clip of the tub stream and even guffaw around with HIM?!

Even if he is lying, we might get some comment from Nick about it and him snaking removes yet another bosom companion from the ever shrinking Rekietasphere.

If I try to objectively evaluate it, I would think that perhaps someone brought it up (Kayla as a subtle way to temper their excesses, or the Imholte's to think that they would all laugh along with them at it) but their goal was not exactly met... Kayla also has a proven history of watching Elissa videos and caring what the local community might think:


 
Aaron Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show responded to the Kino Casino coverage of the hot tub stream.

What's interesting in this (credit to a comment from Harman Smith on YouTube I saw mentioning this) is that Aaron Imholte confirms that Kayla had also watched the Kino Casino clip and they discussed it together. This would seem to be the first confirmation in a long time (since the YouTube playlist was found) that she is still watching clips on YouTube about Nick.

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"All the way gay"
So you fucked Nick with his Balldo or...?
 
Drink less, work harder, stop being a coomer, regulate on your pill head wife.
I'm sorry but I refuse to put much, if any blame on Our Wife. She has to look after 5 children and a massive infant, so there's 6 of them.
Balldo portrayed himself as a traditionalist Catholic, where women are usually seen but not heard. He's the patriarch of the family and makes all the decisions. All of their issues are thus solely him to blame. Let it be the $3000 a month for snacks, the hot tub bodily fluids exchange, or his brain that's increasingly resembling swiss cheese.

Balldo had a life many would kill for. He had a good family, an Amerimutt McMansion (r/urbanist rant redacted) and a so called job where he sits on his arse, read some documents, and collect the superchats. Boring, uninspiring, it could even be tiring? Sure. Any office cubical wagecuck would exchange what they had for his though. Instead of improving the formula, or just taking a backseat to include casual stuff he truly enjoys, this man floundered it all with exhibitionism and swinging.

There's no proof that Our Wife is a pillhead, or addicted to any medication. It's easy to find a couple frames of the crazy pilled out freak look when there's 30 of them a second out of countless hours.

100%. Balldo's. Fault.
I hope. You. Make. A million. Dollars.
 
I'm sorry but I refuse to put much, if any blame on Our Wife. She has to look after 5 children and a massive infant, so there's 6 of them.
Balldo portrayed himself as a traditionalist Catholic, where women are usually seen but not heard. He's the patriarch of the family and makes all the decisions. All of their issues are thus solely him to blame. Let it be the $3000 a month for snacks, the hot tub bodily fluids exchange, or his brain that's increasingly resembling swiss cheese.

Balldo had a life many would kill for. He had a good family, an Amerimutt McMansion (r/urbanist rant redacted) and a so called job where he sits on his arse, read some documents, and collect the superchats. Boring, uninspiring, it could even be tiring? Sure. Any office cubical wagecuck would exchange what they had for his though. Instead of improving the formula, or just taking a backseat to include casual stuff he truly enjoys, this man floundered it all with exhibitionism and swinging.

There's no proof that Our Wife is a pillhead, or addicted to any medication. It's easy to find a couple frames of the crazy pilled out freak look when there's 30 of them a second out of countless hours.

100%. Balldo's. Fault.
I hope. You. Make. A million. Dollars.
if the talk about his big family trust fund is true then he doesn't even have to 'work harder', he doesn't have to work at all.
he doesn't need the money, he is free to walk away from all this internet shit tomorrow and he would lose nothing.
 
Maybe he’s being overly secretive about this because they were paying her under the table and he doesn’t want to antagonize her, or there’s an embarrassing story behind why she quit with no notice and he doesn’t even want to invite speculation.

Too late!
A mild necro since we've kinda moved on, but how much of the snack fund is actually going to snacks? There was speculation ITT the nanny was pocketing it. Maybe she actually was; someone finally took a real look at the numbers and she had to be canned. That, or she was getting a paycut and just walked out as others have said.
 
A mild necro since we've kinda moved on, but how much of the snack fund is actually going to snacks? There was speculation ITT the nanny was pocketing it. Maybe she actually was; someone finally took a real look at the numbers and she had to be canned. That, or she was getting a paycut and just walked out as others have said.
With Balldo's stream numbers lately I'd assume it's a pay cut.
 
What's the app/software people use for rekieta mock singing Mandy, I'd love if someone could do that for me & Rick's two swingers Parody.
 
Hold up, how trustworthy is the faggot, really? We can see for ourselves that our wife thinks the guy is a faggot and a creep just from her face and she's fast and loose with her face. Do we really believe she's comfortable enough with him to watch a demeaning clip of the tub stream and even guffaw around with HIM?!
Kayla's YouTube account was found to have a playlist on it and it had a bunch of Elissa clips in it including Ethan Ralph reacting to the gay bar. It was wiped very soon after it was posted in the thread.

A mild necro since we've kinda moved on, but how much of the snack fund is actually going to snacks? There was speculation ITT the nanny was pocketing it. Maybe she actually was; someone finally took a real look at the numbers and she had to be canned. That, or she was getting a paycut and just walked out as others have said.
I think she was spending $3k but it was just basically groceries for the family and not "snacks".

The way Nick described the nanny's purchases in late 2022 was that she would buy groceries classed as "essentials" that weren't attached to any specific meals, presumably inclusive of the snacks but also stuff like milk or eggs or whatever, and Nick would buy the food needed for specific meals, presumably meats etc.

Then it became a $2k "snack budget" which later grew to over 3k:
That said, the way Nick described it a year ago was that the nanny purchased the "essentials" and Nick would then go out to purchase ingredients needed for specific meals he was cooking.

Somehow, over time, this morphed,to spending $2,000 per month on "snacks".

It's weird how he just casually talks about "when" he was still cooking meals. The way things sound, no meals are being cooked at all. I assumed Kayla would pick up the slack.

Nick has described the snack budget as "more than I spent when I was cooking every day". which seems to imply that he has in the meantime stopped cooking meals for the family on a regular basis.
 
Nick has described the snack budget as "more than I spent when I was cooking every day". which seems to imply that he has in the meantime stopped cooking meals for the family on a regular basis.
It also implies that the nanny was/is the one cooking.
And the two adults are looking sickly, so probably only the kids eat.
 
Hold up, how trustworthy is the faggot, really? We can see for ourselves that our wife thinks the guy is a faggot and a creep just from her face and she's fast and loose with her face. Do we really believe she's comfortable enough with him to watch a demeaning clip of the tub stream and even guffaw around with HIM?!
Could be they got together with April and Nick. Or maybe he called to borrow a balldo from Nick and she picked up?

Or as he said, they’re off on a better foot now.

Who knows.

I find it less likely that he’s lying about it (since… What a weird thing to lie about) than Kayla’s opinion about him never changing, because she didn’t like him the first time they met.

Also: Kayla is notoriously hard to read. I wouldn’t base too much on an impression from that one hot tub stream.

Anyways, props to Steeltoe guy for watching it and not taking himself too seriously. Pretty refreshing compared to Nicks quiet seething/leaning into it.
 
He has a "nanny" who spent thousands of dollars on "snacks" every month and suddenly disappears. I just don't think there's any explanation for this that isn't weird as hell.
Is his nanny confirmed gone? Without his rumble contract and death of super chats can he still afford to have a nanny?
I think a less sinister option for the nanny is that he is no longer superchat king and his rumble contract hasn't been renewed. He may simply not be able to afford having her anymore. The grandparents probably won't pay because Kayla and Nick are both home all day.
I wonder how long before he has to go back to practicing law to bring in some money.
You think at some point he's gonna drop so low even that retarded braintrust is gonna be able to figure out which account is yours? Just by simple process of elimination?
It's only a matter of time until @elb and @Himedall All-seeing Waifu are the only members of Nick's locals.
Aggrolith (time stamper) = now a detractor
Kalea (janny) = now a detractor
Perception chek (live wednesday chat whore, friendly enough with nick to have long dms) = now a detractor
Some guy that got married because of nick and I think made nick the god father of his kid = now a detractor
Balldo gagger = gone silent
Kayla had also watched the Kino Casino clip
Kayla also has a proven history of watching Elissa videos
Kayla Rekieta = now a detractor.
 
At some point, people started looking into what Rekieta actually said about Monty, and the evidence that existed in terms of whether Monty actually did any of those things, and gradually people came around to the POV that Nick was way out of line and Monty got a raw deal.
It seemed Monty might have been guilty about that because he'd previously sued over similar accusations and lost, but if we remember the Vic case, losing a libel suit doesn't mean the allegations were actually true. It was mainly that he sued pro se and like pro se litigants often do, he lost. As Ambrose Bierce put it, "FORMA PAUPERIS. [Latin] In the character of a poor person - a method by which a litigant without money for lawyers is considerately permitted to lose his case."

Somehow even with a moderate war chest, he seems to be doing better against Nick, even with Nick represented by highly competent First Amendment counsel.
 
I'm going to be real here for a second.
I genuinely, truly, absolutely want Nick to put down the bottle and get his shit back together. I like him, I want him to get better. I know he has what it takes to be a good man again. I don't think he was always a POS, it's the fucking bottle that's destroying his life. If he just straight vanished for a year and came back forty pounds heavier and sober, I would be the first to congratulate him.
Alcohol has this property where it numbs you enough so that you just don't care, and it robs you of your inhibitions even when you're not actually drunk if you're as deep down the hole as Nick is. No money coming in? Who cares you're drunk. Wife not happy? Who cares you're drunk. All your friends left you? Who cares you're drunk. The bottle is always there for you, it's the warmest and most comforting safety blanket you could have.
Everyone can see it but him, and that's the normal story with alcoholics. Especially alcoholics who still have a family, a house, money, etc. The stereotypical view of alcoholics is some dude in a shithole drinking all day and crying, that's not true for most of them. What it actually is is when you're skipping normal things to drink, when you drink too much too often, when you make excuses to drink, when you you're juuuuust drunk enough all the time to have a good time but not too drunk most of the time.
I know Nick. Not him, but I've seen enough guys like him to see where this goes. It's not pretty, and it really does sadden me to see him do this to himself. But, he's the only one who can help him.
To end off this gay post, here's some words from Rev. Fulton Sheen:
 
I'm going to be real here for a second.
I genuinely, truly, absolutely want Nick to put down the bottle and get his shit back together. I like him, I want him to get better. I know he has what it takes to be a good man again. I don't think he was always a POS, it's the fucking bottle that's destroying his life. If he just straight vanished for a year and came back forty pounds heavier and sober, I would be the first to congratulate him.
This is the real problem with an addict. You think you're still dealing with a person you knew. You're trying to deal with a human. But you are not dealing with a human any more. You are dealing with a substance that has taken over that human completely.
 
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