Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Love Is Blue]

all within a week.

that's pretty optimistic desu

 

[Twinkie]

Stacking his metals bro. He's currently buying a 10oz silver bar.

We're so back.

I can't wait till he installs the door, then it's over for you sheet simps

 

[Josh is a nigger]

they said we couldn't do it.
suffah rats

 

[skunt]

we'll return to the door era where it was still up but had a bossman sized hole in it

Throwback to one of the funniest posts in this thread

The Enigma of Austin's Fault; kicks a perfectly functional retard-sized hole in his door and then proceeds to not go through it.
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[Vibe_Guy]

Rats with no doors seething right now

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Curtain bros...
IT'S OVER
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It seems to me,
you lived your life,
like a curtain in the wind,
never knowing who to cling to,
when the felt set in,
I would have liked to juice you,
but i was just a kid
The curtain came down long before
The legend ever did

 

[MadStan]

So the real question here is how the introduction of a new door will upset the ecological balance within this confined environment. Will the door become the target of his vengeance and will therefore his headphones live? Or; will the presence of the new door become an anvil for the headphones resulting in more headphone deaths? These questions and many more can not be easily answered without time to observe this new setting for our LOLCOW. Subtle changes to the natural environment can have profound effects upon its inhabitants .

 

[East_Clintwood]

In a span of less than 10 minutes Austin:
Got juiced $200
Won nearly $300 on slots
Lost a bit then won nearly $250 on Hilo taking him up to ~600 total
Lost $450 of it in <2 mins
Won $664 on a 22x taking him up to a high of $800+
In 2 minutes, lost it all dude oh my fucking God

Goddamn rollercoaster of an ending. bonus clip:

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Here's a sound investment for you, Bossman. All this wall damage could have been avoided, and it'd also provide a nice cushion for the door when you inevitably storm out of the room when it's all gone again, dude.

 

[troonshine]

I want to see the bong get smashed trough that fucking door

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

(Yes I was up way too fucking late watching Bossman)

 

[GetRichOrCryTryin']

OG CLAY, one of bossmans rat channels has memberships turned on.

"They need that money man, they really do they need that money"

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

EDIT3: Rat dad makes an apperance while Austin is gambling and removes a box from his room (possibly the one his bong arrived in).

His dad cleans up, and when Austin unmutes he just says "I'm 28." I laughed, such a timely thing to say.

The question I have now is will he fix his wall before he trashes his new door?

Depends if your mom is coming back over for him to ram her head through the wall again, DPN.

He just went from 50 bucks to 1000 on limbo. He wanted to bet 100 of his 1000 dollar stack and lost it all after getting carried away. Someone in his chat said he has the memory of a fish, and was promptly banned.

Pretty insulting to the fish to be honest.

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

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(Yes I was up way too fucking late watching Bossman)

Yes 2 AM is way to late, no one would willingly post photo evidance of chat logs showing they stayed up to 6am watching bossman, right guys?

 

[TTD = Total Tarkov Death]

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(Yes I was up way too fucking late watching Bossman)

Thank you for your service.

 

[break these cuffs]

OG CLAY, one of bossmans rat channels has memberships turned on.

View attachment 5736883"They need that money man, they really do they need that money"

Rats scratching and clawing for crumbs while Austin eats his fill of Chick-fil-A and smokes the finest kush.

 

["Not" Count Dankula]

we'll return to the door era where it was still up but had a bossman sized hole in it

hopefully something like this

 

[Tsais]

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(Yes I was up way too fucking late watching Bossman)

I liked the Fire Stampede slot he was playing, it reminds me of a bottle of Buffalo Trace. Anyway, it's really wholesome of BMJ to have gotten over alcohol and just think all it took was a simple crack addiction.

 

[Punished Neco]

Curtain bros...
IT'S OVER
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Sorry but allow me to offer some alternative music to accompany this fine video

 

[Janny Jewsh]

Hopefully we get a repeat of the original Door Kino