Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

This is the real problem with an addict. You think you're still dealing with a person you knew. You're trying to deal with a human. But you are not dealing with a human any more. You are dealing with a substance that has taken over that human completely.

It’s called the demon in a bottle for a reason. It possesses people, man.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I'm going to be real here for a second.

You're just an incel prude who wants to wreck Nick's fun. Nick is doing fine. You must not be able to read social cues or something.

 

[LiquidKid]

A mild necro since we've kinda moved on, but how much of the snack fund is actually going to snacks? There was speculation ITT the nanny was pocketing it. Maybe she actually was; someone finally took a real look at the numbers and she had to be canned. That, or she was getting a paycut and just walked out as others have said.

He claims she showed receipts.
The big confusion for me is that she allegedly buys them from Walmart.
I’ve known people who subscribe to regular snack shipments on Amazon and forget to cancel, resulting in far too much for them to eat and a lot of them going over budget because the snacks come far too frequently.
I could see them subscribing to large cases of various Snack foods for the kids’ lunches only for them I show up too frequently and resulting in a high cost, and it’s not impossible to see that get up to $3k when you factor in 5 kids plus two adults with stoner diets. But I’d really need to see the receipt if this happened every month. As $36k a year on snacks is insanity

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

You're just an incel prude who wants to wreck Nick's fun. Nick is doing fine. You must not be able to read social cues or something.

I hope you make a million dollars.

 

[Strix454]

I'm going to be real here for a second.

Nick has addressed this. Garbage humans like you have nothing in common with Nick and no ability to understand his life. The only people who can understand Nick or be Nick's peers are streamers with an audience greater than or equal to Nick's peak audience who are also lawtube streamers with at least five children.

Nick lives up on Mount Olympus. Mortals are not tolerated there. Its just like when those scandanavian incel prudes tried to talk to Nick at a church group. Nick tried to talk to them about reaching out to get more onlyfans girls participating in church groups. When Nick explained that all onlyfans girls are multi-millionaires who own private islands and only do onlyfans to afford to take their children to Disneyland, their low functioning brains could not even comprehend the genius of Nick's argument.

Nick is fine. Nick says Nick is fine and Nick is a streamer so he knows everything about everything. He has reached his ideal weight at 6'2 down in the 150 lbs range. Nick can also quit drinking at any time because unlike lesser mortals, he does not have an addictive personality.

 

[stupid frog]

Nick can also quit drinking at any time because unlike lesser mortals, he does not have an addictive personality.

He knows this because he's been addicted to porn since he was 15, you forgot that part.

 

[northstar747]

I would also like to bring up his vegas meet up.

He coulda hired a company to arrange it. I think renting a conference room, at one the strip hotels woulda worked just fine

fuck lets check

https://www.venetianlasvegas.com/meetings/spaces/expo-meeting-rooms.html

yep

He got cheap on the venue and then fucking took a limo to the venue cause he s a rock star and then I m pretty sure he did group sex shit

He wanted to take his shirt off.

 

[Father Balldo]

"I know I'm pale because in Minnesota there's no sun for several months yet." bitch it's been a mild as fuck winter because of El Nino and yes the sun still shines during the winter, you would know this if you weren't locked in your cuckshed dying of AIDS. This wet-brained retard is worse than a child when it comes to telling believable lies.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Been lurking this thread for a few months, finally made an account after reading the last thousand pages or so. Count me in with the people who used to really like Nick, recommended him to some internet friends (thankfully no irl ones), and embarrassingly, even superchatted him a few times, and despise what he's turned into/always was.

One positive thing to come from him though - seeing him degrade rapidly since the Eric July drama (that's when I started really following this, as I lost interest in him long before then when he clearly started drinking too much) was the straw that broke the camel's back that got me to stop drinking completely. I don't miss it at all.

So thanks Nick, you fucking useless drunk faggot.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

What is Nick Rekieta hiding? What is on his face? When did it happen?

This is a tough one. Based on the extended timeline, I'd say likely benign, but, I've also seen very rare types of skin cancer act like this as well. My best guesses on the benign side would be melasma or solar lentigo. The yellow discoloration, could be caused by local action, or systemic consequences. This could be the result of some kind of treatment to try and get rid of the discoloration, which can easily cause local skin discoloration before one starts to see the benefits. It could also be caused by a completely unrelated process (he got backhanded across the face by someone). Unfortunately besides timeline, we don't have much of any info. Making any solid medical conclusions based on the info presented thus far would make narrowing it down extremely difficult.

 

[Swole McPole]

That's certainly a failing on my part. I was wrong. Mea culpa. I feel less stupid in light of the fact I wasn't the only one though. I think initially even @AnOminous thought the suit was crap.

I signed up in about November 2022. At that time, the consensus on this forum was that Montegraph stood no chance and that Rekieta had every right to call him a paedophile because he obviously was. I recall @AnOminous was taking the position that Monty had a serious hill to climb (I seem to recall him citing the Musk decision), but agreeing his case wasn't completely without merit due to Minnesota law.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

I signed up in about November 2022.

What are you trying to pull here? You big phony.

Rekieta really is the biggest anti-drug / alcohol PSA that I can think of. I've thought about dabbling in hallucingenics but after seeing that fucking mook change; no thanks.

 

[Father Balldo]

I hope you make a million dollars.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

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Maybe these 7 (actually 6, because my account is one of them)?

Nicky and his well documented decline are a good case study on the life cycle of the Cow. He had fans, pissed of some of them who became alogs, his content started to decline so less normal fans watched him, kept picking fights with his audience or other audience thus increasing the percentage of alogs until no more "real" fans remain. In a year or two if he doesn't die he will stumble onto something which will give him a shot of real fans but he will piss those away just like how Wings/Boogie/Ralph have done.

 

[Molag Bal]

Update, I listened to the stream Nick's 'we have a rule and I am the king of Lawtube' clip was from. False alarm, if there is a demonic possession occurring it is not progressing nearly as quickly as it did with Ralph. As should be obvious from the section referred to below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sn8fyXanaU

In the same stream when asked about Legal Mindset at 32:50
>Weird says "Should have asked Mindset, he ranked your take lower than Nate's. Andrew has insight into Disney.", I don't care - let's do this real quick before people miss the jokes.
>Guys...I didn't read anything about the suit. I don't care what grade Andrew or his chat or whatever gave me, I didn't read the suit. I didn't read any of these documents.
>Someone asked me about defamatory statements, I answered that on my Locals stream, when I - probably drunk, maybe in a hot tub. I'm not sure.
>But uh...this is - I don't hold malice about the fucking rating, I don't care about the rating. It's kayfabe guys, it's fun.
There is a clear difference here, he refrained from declaring all-out war over getting a bad rating on an off-hand legal take.

The only thing that seems out of place is that last part. He says he MIGHT have been in a hot tub. If I was talking to people online WHILE in a hot tub, I would 100% remember that (in part because this never happens), but in the clip where he answers the question about defamation, he is nowhere near a hot tub. It's one of those kitchen clips.
>Maybe he was blackout drunk
He is speaking fluent sentences in the clip, there is no way he is completely shitfaced the way he implies.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

>Maybe he was blackout drunk
He is speaking fluent sentences in the clip, there is no way he is completely shitfaced the way he implies.

Addicts don’t need a drop of alcohol or drugs in their bodies to act crazy. That’s one of the tells.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I'm sorry but I refuse to put much, if any blame on Our Wife. She has to look after 5 children and a massive infant, so there's 6 of them.
Balldo portrayed himself as a traditionalist Catholic, where women are usually seen but not heard. He's the patriarch of the family and makes all the decisions. All of their issues are thus solely him to blame. Let it be the $3000 a month for snacks, the hot tub bodily fluids exchange, or his brain that's increasingly resembling swiss cheese.

Balldo had a life many would kill for. He had a good family, an Amerimutt McMansion (r/urbanist rant redacted) and a so called job where he sits on his arse, read some documents, and collect the superchats. Boring, uninspiring, it could even be tiring? Sure. Any office cubical wagecuck would exchange what they had for his though. Instead of improving the formula, or just taking a backseat to include casual stuff he truly enjoys, this man floundered it all with exhibitionism and swinging.

There's no proof that Our Wife is a pillhead, or addicted to any medication. It's easy to find a couple frames of the crazy pilled out freak look when there's 30 of them a second out of countless hours.

100%. Balldo's. Fault.
I hope. You. Make. A million. Dollars.

Let me find you the clip I have of her listing her many maladies and substances she uses to cope later today. She is a basket case, and while perhaps pitiable, she does contribute to the problem, nore likely than the solution.

I hope the mini-Kayla section (with links to effort posts by others) will make a middle ground for opinions on Kayla.

if the talk about his big family trust fund is true then he doesn't even have to 'work harder', he doesn't have to work at all.
he doesn't need the money, he is free to walk away from all this internet shit tomorrow and he would lose nothing.

Thr problem is that Nick resented thr limitations while being supported by family. They got married late in their uni days, lived in Secrion 8 housing, then were helped buy
a house while nick worked overnight at Target and entry level banking Jobs. He then was able to get a new, bigger house as the family expanded and he went back to law school in his 30's, graduating with 4 children.

He then streams and has success, and as soon as he can, tells his audience Ethan he has been living up to someone else's expectations for almost 20 years and that fans and friends/family who do not like hiking no can fuck off.

If he had to crawl back for help, he would have to be very hard up.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Just got caught up on the Kino Casino stream with Jim. Can these fucking retards stop talking about Nick with an air of authority if they get so many aspects wrong? These niggers don't even know about the "worst day" yet they're out here acting like Rekieta scholars.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Just got caught up on the Kino Casino stream with Jim. Can these fucking retards stop talking about Nick with an air of authority if they get so many aspects wrong? These niggers don't even know about the "worst day" yet they're out here acting like Rekieta scholars.

It’s so annoying I can’t even listen to them passively anymore. I previously called out PPP ITT for exactly this, but I’m not sure if anyone else ever corrects them in chat or whatever. Either way, it’s retarded and does a disservice to those who have rejected Rekieta based on the reality of the situation.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I'm sorry but I refuse to put much, if any blame on Our Wife. She has to look after 5 children and a massive infant, so there's 6 of them.
Balldo portrayed himself as a traditionalist Catholic, where women are usually seen but not heard. He's the patriarch of the family and makes all the decisions. All of their issues are thus solely him to blame. Let it be the $3000 a month for snacks, the hot tub bodily fluids exchange, or his brain that's increasingly resembling swiss cheese.

Balldo had a life many would kill for. He had a good family, an Amerimutt McMansion (r/urbanist rant redacted) and a so called job where he sits on his arse, read some documents, and collect the superchats. Boring, uninspiring, it could even be tiring? Sure. Any office cubical wagecuck would exchange what they had for his though. Instead of improving the formula, or just taking a backseat to include casual stuff he truly enjoys, this man floundered it all with exhibitionism and swinging.

There's no proof that Our Wife is a pillhead, or addicted to any medication. It's easy to find a couple frames of the crazy pilled out freak look when there's 30 of them a second out of countless hours.

100%. Balldo's. Fault.
I hope. You. Make. A million. Dollars.

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