Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[*sigh*]

Not sure, maybe, but they would eventually lose interest.

What SHOULD be done is changing his phone number. But like I said, his parents may have instilled the lesson of DLTIW a little too hard.

Do Not Let Himself Win.

 

[moocow]

Its like the movie It Follows, but instead of getting rawdogged outside a 7/11 to throw off an unkillable sex demon

Good lord I need to re-watch that movie. I don't remember that scene!

 

[Dean Pentel]

a rotund queer who thinks he's a Joss Whedon protagonist

Holy fuck...that's...it! There is no better descriptor of Patrick.

This is why "DONT. FEED. THE. TROLLS"

Pat, just... sigh. You just didn't have to answer bro.

Not sure, maybe, but they would eventually lose interest.

My fellow Kiwi bros, you're absolutely correct in these statements. A thing you fail to realize, childs, is that F@t has chosen to live as troll feed 24/7. One might think there has to be a better explanation. How could a man willingly always live and behave such that trolls have culinary delights readily available to rival even the delicacies that are his artisanal pepperonis? Try as I might to find any logical explanation, it is simply impossible. Why, I fear even brief analysis of this phenomenon is Felony Fat Retard Examination.

I will hear the knock any day now.

A retard being angry isn't a "true threat."

I see somebody isn't afraid of enjoying prison.

 

[lost_n'_confused]

With the amount of tweets fatrick is shitting out every minute of every hour, maybe download them all and compile it into an LLM? Just a passing thought.

 

[AnOminous]

I see somebody isn't afraid of enjoying prison.

Why would anyone be afraid of enjoying prison? It's prison! You just go there and enjoy it! It's wonderful. I like it here. I'm going to stay here. I'm going to enjoy it here!

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I swear to fucking god fatrick has annihilated my sense of humor.
Literally the laziest and most weenish baiting imaginable not only gets me sNIGGERing but results in him waddling over to oink empty threats like fucking clockwork

Is it really even weening if it gets a funny response every single time? When CWC was extremely active on Twitter, he ignored most of the faggots that repeatedly told him to get a job. It was the same dozen or so weens on every tweet and reply. Chris either had them muted or ignored them. He rarely blocked because his self importance got off on that follower count. Point being, mother fucking Chris Chan is smarter than Pat.

 

[Judge Holden]

Jesus christ I waddle away from my keyboard to take a comfy evening shit and he immidiately starts oinking again

 

[AnOminous]

Why would anyone dislike this guy?

It's incomprehensible. They must be some weird conspiracy.

 

[Judge Holden]

Why would anyone dislike this guy?

It's incomprehensible. They must be some weird conspiracy.

"as of now"

 

[Henri Barbusse]

I think Pat likes Leslie. Everyone else's life is already over, but Leslie is merely mentally ill and can still seek help.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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"as of now"

Damn! Patrick ruined her life so badly he stuck her with a streetshitter! I guess if he's saddled by one than all of us must be.

 

[deadtofaunus]

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"as of now"

Christ, next he'll be saying, "You WILL commit felonious criminal acts against my family. This is why your life is already over."

 

[AnOminous]

Damn! Patrick ruined her life so badly he stuck her with a streetshitter! I guess if he's saddled by one than all of us must be.

She still has the opportunity to be convinced by Pat's oinking that she shouldn't enjoy prison.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

In the past 30 days, Patrick has written 3397 Tweets. if we go by his typical "Enjoy prison" copy/ paste he's written over 37,367 words. That's half a standard novels worth of words written on a platform where the only engagement he gets are from the people he Childs all day and night.

 

[Judge Holden]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the dastardly Doctor BitchTits is now trying to spin the torswats guy getting arrested as being the work of the police FBI NSA's Special Fatrick Task Force and thus proof all the stalker childs are going to be enjoying prison forever

Also just gaze in wonderment at the projection on display here with that second tweet......

EDIT: also either fatrick has caught on to my regular fantasies of big burly Wisconsin police officers tackling him to the ground and taking turns fucking his ass, or he is classing people remarking on his wife paying niggers to fart in her vagina as "sexual harassment"

DOUBLE EDIT: ok he is now xeeting so fast and furious he is breaking the space-time continuum and is now xeeting 30 seconds before his last xeet

 

[An automatic clown]

I think him being forced to pay Quasi or face contempt has broken his brain in ways never before seen.
Getting fucked by Ade and his transcripts posted online can't even come close

 

[Judge Holden]

Nigga sometimes I just have to pour myself a shot while going through PorkerStalker's latest antics.


Like where in the actual hell do I start with this?! Randomly screeching at someone unrelated to his latest empty threat, comparing being called fat and gay on xitter and someone posting a pic of a muscle bound badger knocking him out in the ring with a child killing themselves due to deepfake porn of her in terms of human tragedy, and then declaring this is why AI art needs to be banned and why AI artists like the aforementioned random guy he is shrieking at are complicit

EDIT:


Damn better stop replying to CONVICTED STALKER CHILDs marco, lest the obese fruit oinking at you decide he is no longer "willing to continue this conversation"

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

With the amount of tweets fatrick is shitting out every minute of every hour, maybe download them all and compile it into an LLM? Just a passing thought.

I don't really know if it would be possible to make a LLM as stupid as Fatrick though.

 

[Alabama Gamer]

Obese Richard just got a writeup in the New York Compost.
Archive
Nothing new from what I saw, just the same old roster of half-truths, plain falsehoods, and omissions. For instance, it omits the large and weighty issue of Patrick Tomlinson's fathood.

 

[deadtofaunus]

Damn better stop replying to CONVICTED STALKER CHILDs marco, lest the obese fruit oinking at you decide he is no longer "willing to continue this conversation"

If I didn't know any better, I'd suggest that Pat is as close as humanity has ever gotten to the fabled perpetual motion machine that has oft been theorized. It takes little to no effort at all to get him going and once he's revved up and left to his own devices he just keeps generating more Patposters, almost to a self-sufficient degree.

Alas, at the end of the day Pat is nothing more than a void that energy enters but can never exit. Because he's fat.