Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[not william stenchever]

and all his other e-buddies beside his best friend of all Dick Masterson are now making fun of him.

Don't be silly, Dax will always laugh at the suffering of his pet retards.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I'm pretty sure you don't need an LLC to practise but you'll be severely disadvantaged on taxes and trusts and other $$$ accounting shit without one. Which is moot because we all know he's never going to practise law again anyway.

So he doesn't need it... but he basically does. I mean you're right, I doubt he's going to ever use it again, doesn't mean he shouldn't.

 

[ShinyStar]

Did Nick ever regain his equilibrium following the swinging stream and whatever medical emergency made him have that 3-day medical leave of absence? I can think of a few things that Nick could be seething about that have happened since then to trigger last night's meltdown (legal mindset mocking him and making a million dollars, coomalot leaving him on read, Jim making fun of him, whatever happened with his case about Monty that had a hearing on the 17th if I remember correctly).

The Monty thing could have been a big enough blow to his ego to trigger him, but I feel like if that was the issue, he would have focused on that more. My uninformed speculation is that he had to focus on someone in his family and their feelings and needs for ~a week (probably Kayla after she got pissed about his behavior with the swingers [I wonder if the swinger weekend overlapped with the nannies' work schedule and her getting exposed to that led to her quitting]) and spent the whole time seething with resentment over the burden that was on him, and so yesterday he finally felt he'd done enough to deserve a return to his previous pattern of behavior, and so he got extra drunk to punish whoever it was that had the audacity to require him to focus on them. The seethe stream was him using everyone else in the world who has tried to suggest that he behave responsibly as a scapegoat for the person in his personal life.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

What's he looking at, is there's a muscular naked black man standing off to his left or something?

I have two guesses:

• Steeltoe Guy is jacking it in the corner, but Nick can't quit the show until he makes x amount of superchats
• Ralph's Force Ghost of Andrew Tate has also jumped from the Gunt to Balldoman.

 

[dustnight]

It only took him a few years. I guess Vito’s degeneracy got to be too well known for EVS to keep ignoring it. What an upstanding guy.

Holy shit that photo is unreal, he's unironically become a living caricature of himself. the ai generated ones look tame by comparison...

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I just like how every other stream is him going off the wagon and seething. There’s no attempt to actually be a show about any topic you’d care about.

I do wonder if Sean or Andrew would be willing to drop details of how he degenerated in DM’s of call once Rekieta dies of Liver failure or AIDS (which ever first).

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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Holy shit that photo is unreal, he's unironically become a living caricature of himself. the ai generated ones look tame by comparison...

I'm looking forward to the Hobo Nick train-hopping streams soon.

Hobo Shoestring looks healthier!

 

[WelperHelper99]

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Holy shit that photo is unreal, he's unironically become a living caricature of himself. the ai generated ones look tame by comparison...

AI wishes it could be this horrifying. Those eyes. The droop. It looks like he's been hit by Rocky and Apollo for 30 minutes straight, like good lord.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Nick needs to detox. No alcohol for a year, not even the weakest can of beer a lightweight wouldn't have a problem with. Most of all he needs to put his energy into his work and kids. He'll feel way happier having a purpose.

Don't listen to this incel prude Nick, he's just trying to stop you from having FUN. Have a bottle or two and have some real FUN.

I do wonder if Sean or Andrew would be willing to drop details of how he degenerated in DM’s of call once Rekieta dies of Liver failure or AIDS (which ever first).

I kind of think after Null talked about the shower conversations Nick was smart enough to realize that doing that with Legal Mindset or Potentially Criminal could come back to bite him so he wouldn't make that mistake. Although who knows after he gets boozed up.

 

[not william stenchever]

As time goes on Nick becomes an ever stronger PSA about the dangers of alcohol abuse.

 

[daffodils]

I can think of a few things that Nick could be seething about

The stream is a masterclass in projection:

Nick's income crashes -> attacks others for being poor

Nick destroys the social media career that got handed to him on a silver platter -> attacks others for not taking their shot

Nick needs his parents' support for most of his adult life -> attacks others for being losers

Nick hardly has any friends and flashes his money at bars when he wants human interaction -> attacks others for buying friendship

What's interesting about the whole thing is how invested he seems in this image of himself as a go-getter and selfmade man.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Don't listen to this incel prude Nick, he's just trying to stop you from having FUN. Have a bottle or two and have some real FUN.

I wish I was being a needless worrywart. The man looks in the verge of death. Barely eats because he worries the alcohol would make him fat even though he looks like a toothpick. Seriously Nick, eat a sandwich.

 

[Strix454]

Did last night count as Nick's first "pillstream"? I know its mostly alcohol driven, but he reached new levels of total derangement. Especially with his verbal essay on the word Nigger and the near suicide baiting of that dude toward the end.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Did last night count as Nick's first "pillstream"? I know its mostly alcohol driven, but he reached new levels of total derangement. Especially with his verbal essay on the word Nigger and the near suicide baiting of that dude toward the end.

I feel like Nick has been drunk on far too many streams. But last night really felt completely catastrophic in a way we have not witnessed before. Not quite on the level of how bad Ralph was or KingCobraJFS stream. But like a massive step forward towards him getting like those two.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Did last night count as Nick's first "pillstream"? I know its mostly alcohol driven, but he reached new levels of total derangement. Especially with his verbal essay on the word Nigger and the near suicide baiting of that dude toward the end.

I think the Sean stream is the pillstream for Nick. (Someone really needs to AI the Heavy Rain SEAAAAAAAAAAAAN glitch with Rekieta).

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

How the fuck did he get to this point? It's really just sad how far he's fallen, he used to be quite respectable. But now he's a spiteful drunk who pisses on his own audience for DARING to want a LAW channel to cover LAW shit, seethes about Kiwifarms documenting his downfall, and happily associates with "people" who would molest his children the moment he turned his back
Nick, I know your read your thread, but please, for the love of fucking god, get into rehab

 

[CHARizard]

2 years is all it took for him to lose all the respect and money he gained from the Rittenhouse trial coverage. Must be some kind of record, hes a totally different person.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Say it Rackets. Call the website Broke Dick Farms.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Nick, I know your read your thread, but please, for the love of fucking god, get into rehab

Don't listen to this incel prude Nick. Rehab is for quitters and you aren't a quitter are you? That's right you're not, so you get a bottle of the most expensive whiskey you have and your finest balldo and you go have FUN.

2 years is all it took for him to lose all the respect and money he gained from the Rittenhouse trial coverage. Must be some kind of record, hes a totally different person.

Even less time. Late 2022 Nick was still respected. He lost a lot of respect and his audience in 6 months.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Nick destroys the social media career that got handed to him on a silver platter -> attacks others for not taking their shot

I wouldn’t say it was HANDED to him. Definitely a windfall, a jackpot, etc.