Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[tZir]

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Pooners prove again and again how they’ll never be able to pass as a man. They always say they just want to be treated like a man, but do weird shit like this.

lol helios. sorry, but what? a given name is different because you were given that name. not much you can do besides change it to a more normal one, but it's not something you HAD control over. Why even choose helios?? the narcissism is jumping. you ain't no GOD...ddess. and I'll letcha in a little secret: not even the most staunch handmaidens and enablers are truly pro-trans. they just wanna be "on the right side of history" or whatever retarded "progressives" say.

Helios... bitch I would've called ya by your given, most likely feminine, first name just out of spite for asking me to call you by an old pantheon god's name. Helios... fuck you.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

Zerohedge had this on their site this am. https://archive.ph/fS86j The UK academic elites have spoken! Troon moob milk is "comparable" to mother's milk!

Not that it should have an impact, but the Uni and associated NHS foundation, Sussex, are basically Brighton. That is by far the most degenerate city in the UK, and its already made itself infamous for its treatment of Kathleen Stock, in for a penny, in for a pound, I guess?

 

[Evilronald]

lol helios. sorry, but what? a given name is different because you were given that name. not much you can do besides change it to a more normal one, but it's not something you HAD control over. Why even choose helios?? the narcissism is jumping. you ain't no GOD...ddess. and I'll letcha in a little secret: not even the most staunch handmaidens and enablers are truly pro-trans. they just wanna be "on the right side of history" or whatever retarded "progressives" say.

Helios... bitch I would've called ya by your given, most likely feminine, first name just out of spite for asking me to call you by an old pantheon god's name. Helios... fuck you.

Maybe it’s a Percy Jackson thing? I know that came out pretty recently and I think years ago there was a book and prior series as well?

 

[Law]

Incidentally, this post highlights a weird trend I've noticed among a certain type of pooner: a weird attraction to classical stuff.

Yeah, it's not men who are always thinking about the Roman empire. . .
Ever been to Latin Day? Nerd-girl central. Being interested in Greek and Roman mythology and history is practically a nerd girl right of passage. Before Harry Potter and Percy Jackson we had D'aulaire's Book of Greek Myths.

 

[The Noticer]

Though there are also a lot of actual autists among perpetually online trannies

Is there a single tranny that isn't autistic? I don't think I've seen one.

 

[melty]

Yeah, I'm positive the overwhelmingly male murderers of trans people are definitely TERFS who read radfem literature before seeking to murder their prostitute MTF victims

I love that Chris chan is in this, kek

I guess being into Greek and Roman myth is less cringy than being obsessed with Japanese yaoi bishies, but it's still odd.

Let's be real though, they are getting them from anime and comics and stuff like Lore Olympus, not actual classics. Helios is a sailor moon character for one.

 

[FedPostalService]

I feel like “your dad chopped off his dick and is pretending to be a woman” is a pretty EASY to bully someone over.

Fixed that for you. Seriously, at my my school a kid would have been better off minecrafting themselves than have a troon for a dad.

This underlines the horrific selfishness of fathers who troon out.

 

[Argos]

Before Harry Potter and Percy Jackson we had D'aulaire's Book of Greek Myths.

Piffle. Real nerds went straight to Robert Graves.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Piffle. Real nerds went straight to Robert Graves.

We need some sort of heart-shaped puzzle piece for when we want to give an "autistic, but in a good way" rating.

 

[Big Cat]

Troons do not want other troons (maybe they know...)

The worst according to troons is when someone politely rejects them. Here we have a poor guy who must've forgotten his glasses when matching with this troon

 

[Constellationzero]

"I felt like I tricked him and lied to him..."

Troon, we been knew you did.

 

[SpiderBitch]

"I want to feel desirable... but not for a body part i dont want"

Girl, straight porn is focused on the vagina, boobs and feminine ass. Gay porn is focused on the dick and prostate having ass.
You don't see trans men in porn where the focus isnt on the pussy because there's nothing else to be desired. No one good in the head would be attracted to a piece of rubber or a frankenpenis.

That stuff isnt sexy, its something some put up with to make their mentally ill partner happy/settle for but would never actively want.

The only people that even want pooner porn are gaydens (usually obsessed with 'bottoming' and being major perpetrators of the feminisation) and guys with a boypussy fetish, people who want to watch a butt get dicked would just watch regular gay porn or maybe women pegging men porn.
I dont think porn with lesbian pooners really exists but i also dont theres enough of them to make it profitable.

Id say 'see buddy this is what 0 gatekeeping does to a community', but this post is so femininly written that they should've also been gatekept out tbh.



Who tf would have sexual fantasies about getting rubbered by a female who doesnt even want her genitals touched?

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Don't forget the confounding factor that it's been trendy among genderspecials to self-diagnose as autistic for years now, so there are autists and "autists". (Though there are also a lot of actual autists among perpetually online trannies.)


Any actual school-age boy who tried to insist people start calling him "Helios" would be bullied mercilessly.

Incidentally, this post highlights a weird trend I've noticed among a certain type of pooner: a weird attraction to classical stuff. The two girls here calling themselves "Helios" and "Silvanus", that one chick in the pooner thread who changed her name to Styx... not to mention the use of "Achillean" by female readers of online "mlm" fiction.

I guess being into Greek and Roman myth is less cringy than being obsessed with Japanese yaoi bishies, but it's still odd.

Bullying/banter among men is usually good natured, if you, Helios, are going to name yourself after a high-quality sovjet era russian camera/lensmaker, your full nickname from now on is Sputnik Zippertits.
And we will make you the main protagonist of our new Rowlingesque gay fantasy universe that is all we talk about when you are around.

However, if you just come hang out as yourself and are usefull, you will get a male sounding nickname organically, free of charge, like most slightly masculine women in male circles. Try it!

 

[Law]

Sputnik Zippertits

New drag name just dropped

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

Spoiler

 

[Geraldine]

The real story is "passoids" don't really pass either, except maybe in the dark with a light behind them.

Me previously.

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Looks like this one took my advice.

 

[tZir]

Troons do not want other troons (maybe they know...)

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No troonie should ever complain about chasers. chasers will be your only option ever. also, it's because trannies are repulsive to everyone. for them to be loved it's got to be: by someone very "queer", they had to be in a relationship pre-trooning, chasers or perverts. post transition chasers are your best bet. I want someone to tell me what issues troons have with chasers. straight women don't call straight men "chasers". Chasers just seems like a way for troonies to act like they've been desired or sexually wanted in a creepy way... despite most of them being uglies who'll never know what it feels like.

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"I want to feel desirable... but not for a body part i dont want"

Girl, straight porn is focused on the vagina, boobs and feminine ass. Gay porn is focused on the dick and prostate having ass.
You don't see trans men in porn where the focus isnt on the pussy because there's nothing else to be desired. No one good in the head would be attracted to a piece of rubber or a frankenpenis.

That stuff isnt sexy, its something some put up with to make their mentally ill partner happy/settle for but would never actively want.

The only people that even want pooner porn are gaydens (usually obsessed with 'bottoming' and being major perpetrators of the feminisation) and guys with a boypussy fetish, people who want to watch a butt get dicked would just watch regular gay porn or maybe women pegging men porn.
I dont think porn with lesbian pooners really exists but i also dont theres enough of them to make it profitable.

Id say 'see buddy this is what 0 gatekeeping does to a community', but this post is so femininly written that they should've also been gatekept out tbh.

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Who tf would have sexual fantasies about getting rubbered by a female who doesnt even want her genitals touched?

Lol they still don't get neogenits are easily the grossest thing ever. why the fuck do you think there' no popular trans porn performers with neogenitals? because it grosses the living shit out of everyone. boipussy or chicks with dicks are put up with for two reasons: their genitals still work and people have such fetishes... OR THE INDUSTRY MAKES THEM HAVE THOSE!!! By the fucking way, acting as if "people see you as just a hole" is... Look pooner, only your community sees you as but a hole. Interesting how even the girls have a porn-focused view. porn this, porn that, porn they thems, etc. Porn caters, as you've said, to the gaze of people. it's why porn actresses tend to be slimfit and/or curvy women, and gay porn actors so well-built. Pooners only have their pussy, for every aspect they emulate of us we do it better. I didn't need to train or hormone anything to look the way I do. get dysphoric and cry, bitch.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

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"I want to feel desirable... but not for a body part i dont want"

Girl, straight porn is focused on the vagina, boobs and feminine ass. Gay porn is focused on the dick and prostate having ass.
You don't see trans men in porn where the focus isnt on the pussy because there's nothing else to be desired. No one good in the head would be attracted to a piece of rubber or a frankenpenis.

That stuff isnt sexy, its something some put up with to make their mentally ill partner happy/settle for but would never actively want.

The only people that even want pooner porn are gaydens (usually obsessed with 'bottoming' and being major perpetrators of the feminisation) and guys with a boypussy fetish, people who want to watch a butt get dicked would just watch regular gay porn or maybe women pegging men porn.
I dont think porn with lesbian pooners really exists but i also dont theres enough of them to make it profitable.

Id say 'see buddy this is what 0 gatekeeping does to a community', but this post is so femininly written that they should've also been gatekept out tbh.

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Who tf would have sexual fantasies about getting rubbered by a female who doesnt even want her genitals touched?

Bold of the lil pooner to assume that the average armwurst is even capable of penetrating a human without being in one of those suuuper-unsexy hard plastic sheaths they talk about.

Also don't wanna encourage them to actually go ahead and do this, but like.. be the change you want to see in the world, lady. Are you so helpless and useless that you can't see the gap in the market and conceive (pun intended) of like.. filling it yourself? Fuck's sake.

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[Lady Bizness]

I guess being into Greek and Roman myth is less cringy than being obsessed with Japanese yaoi bishies, but it's still odd.

Unfortunately it is exactly that cringey. I'm willing to bet they read that one comic, Olympus something or other. It's basically the Homestuck of this era as far as the same profile of girls are into it.

 

[Kumquat]

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"I want to feel desirable... but not for a body part i dont want"

Girl, straight porn is focused on the vagina, boobs and feminine ass. Gay porn is focused on the dick and prostate having ass.
You don't see trans men in porn where the focus isnt on the pussy because there's nothing else to be desired. No one good in the head would be attracted to a piece of rubber or a frankenpenis.

That stuff isnt sexy, its something some put up with to make their mentally ill partner happy/settle for but would never actively want.

The only people that even want pooner porn are gaydens (usually obsessed with 'bottoming' and being major perpetrators of the feminisation) and guys with a boypussy fetish, people who want to watch a butt get dicked would just watch regular gay porn or maybe women pegging men porn.
I dont think porn with lesbian pooners really exists but i also dont theres enough of them to make it profitable.

Id say 'see buddy this is what 0 gatekeeping does to a community', but this post is so femininly written that they should've also been gatekept out tbh.

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Who tf would have sexual fantasies about getting rubbered by a female who doesnt even want her genitals touched?

My favorite thing about trannies complaining about the tranny community is how many disclaimers they have to add before they can even say anything. Like they know they're going to be attacked by the hugbox for expressing even the mildest criticism so they have to give this whole song-and-dance about how they're not transphobic, this isn't an attack, they're not trying to be mean, please don't bust out your torches and pitchforks, I love you guys I promise, really really really I do!

If you have to preface your complaint with a whole paragraph of disclaimers and apologies, you're in the wrong group.