Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Tubby Aardvark]

What did he mean by this?


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Oh my God, come see me drunk in person....
*tongues microphone*
Iss way more fun than being drunk on a stream
because on a stream I can only touch you minds
In person I can only steal your wallets
because you may have seen my black face picture
what you dont realize is that im always a white face

He's lost his fucking mind lol he needs a cheese burger and 3 days of sleep immediately. He's still trying to be black and make lame black jokes, steal your wallet hurdurdurdur.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Nick, you need to keep raking in the big bucks if you want to afford those Aids treatments

 

[not william stenchever]

Pretty much anything Nick says at this point means "I'm drunk. I'm an idiot. I'm lying. I'm a failure."

There is really not much more to it than that.

The only truthful thing nick does with his mouth is suck cock.

En Benis Veritas

 

[Spaded Dave]

Not so much now.

How dare you! He literally saved your life, flew to New Arizonico and drove you personally in his Rustang to get life saving medical treatment across the country. And here you are having the massive Balldos to change your opinion of him just because he has entirely changed vis behavior, actions, and personality?!

Loyalty is dead

 

[zimzam88]

Lets get balldomans thoughts (or lack thereof) of wood paneling.

If you tryn cuze me of that shit
you fucking wrong piece of garbage
oh my god, oh my god
wood paneling? id fuck the wood paneling off your mothers minivan you faggot
yeah take that! wanna talk about wood paneling? wanna talk about that? insurance costs on wood paneling?
holy shit. Whose mom got their panties dropped by Percocet and railed out by the angry lawyer to get this wood paneling broken?
im like im like. Hey! all of them. ALL OF THEM.

 

[Freelance Police]

Sometimes I wonder if its really alright to watch a man burn his life away with alcohol and testicle-based consummation devices, and then I punch myself in the gut. The ghost of Sonichu truly doesn't show any mercy.

 

[AnOminous]

Lets get balldomans thoughts (or lack thereof) of wood paneling.

This absolutely batfuck lunatic is actually saying this shit.

 

[Eternal Struggler]

These images have not been edited in anyway.

His zombie face, his mannerisms, his fidgeting around, the slur, the wobbling.

He reminds be of this guy that was a close family friend for decades. He turned into an alcoholic and he slowly looked and acted just like Rekieta as he got worse. Sadly one day he fell down a flight of stairs (definitely not the first time), and then never got back up, died just like that.

I give Rekieta 5 years at most, if we're VERY lucky. Fix your shit retard!

 

[Pelican Bones]

Been watching some of these clips and cannot even begin to describe how mad I am. I would be even more mad if Nick totally owns the KF by getting completely ripped-out-of-the-frame drunk again and goes on an unhinged, incoherent rant about being blackfaced and stealing Josh's wood paneling.

 

[Captain Manning]

Lets get balldomans thoughts (or lack thereof) of wood paneling.
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If you tryn cuze me of that shit
you fucking wrong piece of garbage
oh my god, oh my god
wood paneling? id fuck the wood paneling off your mothers minivan you faggot
yeah take that! wanna talk about wood paneling? wanna talk about that? insurance costs on wood paneling?
holy shit. Whose mom got their panties dropped by Percocet and railed out by the angry lawyer to get this wood paneling broken?
im like im like. Hey! all of them. ALL OF THEM.

Yeah, I agree with those who are saying this is probably most fucked up he's ever been on a stream. This is barely coherent.

 

[zimzam88]

Why are you gay balldoman?

Why am I gay?
Do you really want me to answer this question Ellie?
Heres why Ellie. Because God wanted ME to walk by YOU.
You to look at me and go "Fuck I want that mushroom stamp on my xiphoid process"
And me to look back and go:
"You're you, I've never seen an attractive version of you but I know that you pretend at least to like dick"
Here's a pity stamp, and anything else beyond that makes me want to shove myself in Hitler's ovens.

 

[Depressed_Oni]

This man, after witnessing what the internet did to Chrischan, after seeing the magic that flew out from Chrischan into Ralph when he was arrested and was proceeded by a spiral the likes of which the Ralpha-male has never had, decides to wear a necklace and evoke the Chrischan Curse. Now he sits here, what, a year or two later, looking gaunt, unhealthy, beaten up, and ranting like a schizo. Chrischan's curse is real, and I almost pity any cow that comes across it.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Why are you gay balldoman?

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Why am I gay?
Do you really want me to answer this question Ellie?
Heres why Ellie. Because God wanted ME to walk by YOU.
You to look at me and go "Fuck I want that mushroom stamp on my xiphoid process"
And me to look back and go:
"You're you, I've never seen an attractive version of you but I know that you pretend at least to like dick"
Here's a pity stamp, and anything else beyond that makes me want to shove myself in Hitler's ovens.

His mannerism and topic is so fucked up it feels AI generated. Just the way he moves his head feels like the early AI videos.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

Nick should become Scotchmo from the Wasteland videogame series.

"Scotchmo has an unquenchable thirst for alcohol and a tenuous grasp on reality."

 

[Poop Shoot]

Specifically, on the KC, he said that he thought Nick could have had a TV show of his own, and that he reached that conclusion when he saw Nick in the opening of the Netflix's Depp v. Heard documentary. He says that Nick was one of only two online people he had ever met that he thought could do something like that.

This right here is going to hurt Nick more than anything we could have ever posted. Like we post stupid bullshit about him getting fucked in the ass and catching aids, but that was a true and honest dagger to the heart.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Rackets & Ralph could make a hell of s psa to end alcohol consumption and probably be successful.

 

[waffle]

Nick is truly the speed run savant of alcoholism. I wish we had a real deal drug and medication list for Nick, I just can't immagine somebody can decline this fast from only alcohol. Only-Use-Me-Blade has been walking around with holes in his legs for years and still doesn't look bad as Nick, and Blade has had the leg holes for longer than Nick has had any kind of visible problem. I've known people who've drank them selfs to death IRL (or gotten very close and had the "stop or die" moment) and nobody has managed to go down hill anywhere nearly as fast as Nick.

 

[Male Idiot]

Damn Nick had fallen hard and fast. It is kind of sad. Soon, he'll look worse off than the Gunt or Chris.

 

[Not Really Here]

Rock bottom is kind of a personal thing. It's the moment you realize you need to reach out to Jesus or whatever. That can be just you fucked up your life to the point you're done, or it can be you're homeless, on your knees, and sucking dicks behind Arby's.

I can tell you from my misspent youth RB is most certainly personal.

I watched two dudes share a needle to slam H while waiting to do some day labor, later dude told me it was okay because it was his nephew he got hooked to mooch dope off of. Some people just hit severe brain damage before they hit bottom, and can't recognize where they are.

 

[Cougar Pump]

His mannerism and topic is so fucked up it feels AI generated. Just the way he moves his head feels like the early AI videos.

Will Smith eating spaghetti and Rackets slurping liquor bottle necks. Same energy.