"Hows that kool-aid taste" says the guy telling people not to bother getting the source or information and to just "trust me bro."
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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"God I miss Kool-aid," Jack said to himself, losing his idling train of thought. "MOMMY! I WANT KOOL-AID," he gurgles to Tammy.
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Good. Fuck that guy. His content sucks as much as Jack's cooking.
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Aww, he finally typed "your" instead of "you." Too bad it's still a typo in this context. Still, baby steps. It's the closest that crip will ever walk again.
Even with all the neglect, the dog still finds ways to troll Jack. Bless that pupper
HOPE is the real hero of this story. She's seen some shit.
I guess Jack doesn't know that Chick Fil A kids meals include your choice of one or two chicken strips. Considering he once had Tammy drive him there on Christmas Eve to eat ten chicken biscuits, he'd definitely think that's too little a serving despite it being for actual children. He has lost all concept of serving size or satiety.
Sometimes people may want a nugget or two as a snack vs a full on meal. I don't see a real problem with this unless someone was buying four plus to split with other people. Then it'd just be better to buy a four pack. My dad also used to bum a nugget off one of us kids when we were younger. He probably would've liked this idea if it came stateside. Not everyone wants 10+ nuggets in one sitting, with or without fries.
You can get an ounce of parmesan reggiano at Italian McDonalds for a euro. Which sounds tight if you want a quick and cheapish protein pick me up on the go. Although Jack would complain that an ounce is too little since he's such a glutton.
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Protip: Kool-Aid is carnivore if you put a bunch of sugar in it and call it "seasoning"
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"People in the comments are probably going to say, dude, I was trying to tell you about this for like a year, and yeah, you probably were, but I probably thought that you were trying to steal my social security numbers, so uh, sorry."
That makes literally no sense.
Can't you read the URL and see it's not a phishing link?
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Bunch of bros hanging out in private chat, talking about their love of thick, cut meat.
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Threadbanned for a-logging.
Jack is annoying me to the point of glass tapping. #NGA #sorrynotsorry
He's been on one all day today apparently.
Livestream head shave mukbang?
Then with his constant #NGA proceeds to argue about shit because he was a DJ, and trusts the news.
Livestream head shave mukbang?
Then with his constant #NGA proceeds to argue about shit because he was a DJ, and trusts the news.
GE isn't ever going to give him shit. Tammy will buy it for him.
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I was under the impression Tammy bought everything, too, but now I realize that Jack's one "professional" skill is pestering companies for free shit. I can practically see the template email he sends out to companies like this, touting his follower count, mentioning videos over 10mil views (from a decade + ago), etc. And of course, everything Tammy has to purchase outright gets written off in taxes.
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Should have included a picture of that gnarly freezer-burned smoke brisket from Church Chili that was covered with mineral deposits.
Super Hans v2
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Is Jack still pretending his gig at Knott's Berry Farm was being a real nightclub DJ? And in the past when he's brought it up, wasn't he saying shit like it was always dead so he was basically getting paid to fuck around?
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Jack can't keep his conspiracy theories straight. if this was literally anybody else I'd actually feel bad for his struggling brain
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Jack has always been a mush brained, retarded faggot who can never get his words right. Sure the strokes might of fucked him up a bit more but the man never had the wiring right to begin with.
A gentle reminder:
Lol at the "Tnx Mom"
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Jack is such a retard
I have never seen that picture before, What a shame his life has led him to looking like such a retard
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I'm embarrassed for you.
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This mushbrained bastard is dropping Oracle of Delphi level statements at 4:20 of all times.
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The event Jack is talking about was always described and was sold as a soft opening that Garth Brooks held a small concert during with only two floors open, the grand opening will have all four floors open and was always slated for that date. What the fuck is he even talking about?Then with his constant #NGA proceeds to argue about shit because he was a DJ, and trusts the news.
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Faggot says, "the news says so" and just before he's all, "the news lies".Then with his constant #NGA proceeds to argue about shit because he was a DJ, and trusts the news.
So which is it? Is the news lying or not? Fuck this stroked out retard is stupid.
It shows that he wasn't always a fat fuck.
Still a faggot and a mushbrain but at least he was thinner.
He might have been a "DJ" but anybody in the food service industry knows that you have soft openings usually a weekend before to iron out all the kinks. Then a week or however long later you have the grand opening with all the glitz.