Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Jaimas said:
If you ever want to see Chipman chimp the fuck out, point out that Hillary backed Jack Thompson and ask how he defends someone who backed an individual, who, by his own analysis, wanted his favorite hobby to stop existing.

I'm fucking serious, odds are good he'll fucking block you immediately or start allcaps screaming. Fact is, his favorite candidate happens to also be a gigantic asshole with a long history of hating on the hobby he proclaims to love.

Rub it in his diabetic face.
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While I do like this idea, I very seriously doubt it'd really affect him in any way. Unless they specifically attacked his precious Mario 3 he'll probably praise them for fighting against "disgusting dudebro" games and how Hillary is also the greatest champion of geek culture on top of being the best candidate. He's proven time and time again that he's willing to bend things completely against reality to suit his views, and unless it goes against something that's very close to him (i.e Mario) he'll have no problem twisting what they say to be positive.
 
Malt Liquor said:
He will sperg about Hillary being against bad videogames that caused the brofication and the degeneration of the American Youth,NOT against all videogames
I start also believing that Bob hates gaming outside Mario and some other Nintendo franchise
And God,He's more and more sounding like an Alt-right nutjob washed up on the wrong shore,to the point I can see Him flip-flopping 5 years from now
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Once SJWism finishes sliding out of vogue, Bobby will start shitting on VaginaBusters, do Let's Plays of the latest Call of Duty game, and call Anita a cunt.
 
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Patrick Buttman said:
Once SJWism finishes sliding out of vogue, Bobby will start shitting on VaginaBusters, do Let's Plays of the latest Call of Duty game, and call Anita a cunt.
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So left-wing or right-wing, he'll still be incapable of thinking for himself.

Keep blathering on about that "better tomorrow", Blobbert.
 
PurpleDude said:
What would be his endgame then? It isn't going to make him popular and it sure as fuck won't get him laid.
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MovieBlob's current trajectory isn't getting him those result either, but he still continues to ride that rocket. It's more about being able to feel superior and raking in the Hipster Welfare aka Patreon (currently at $3300 a month).

Once the winds starts blowing the other way, Bob will jump ship for richer shores. Just look at Jim Sterling. He used to be a rabid MRA. Once he hooked his star to the SJWs and feminists, he was able to bail on The Escapist and roll in the Patreon bucks (currently $10,450 a month).
 
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Patrick Buttman said:
Just look at Jim Sterling. He used to be a rabid MRA.
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There really needs to be some kind of deprogramming practice.

This business of crazy people just turning into other kinds of crazy people supposedly on the opposite side of the craziness they used to support, while they remain just as crazy, needs to stop.

The solution to being completely insane is not to become completely insane but on the opposite side, it's to become sane!
 
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AnOminous said:
There really needs to be some kind of deprogramming practice.

This business of crazy people just turning into other kinds of crazy people supposedly on the opposite side of the craziness they used to support, while they remain just as crazy, needs to stop.

The solution to being completely insane is not to become completely insane but on the opposite side, it's to become sane!
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I'm reminded of those used to be gay people, you know? That you sometimes see on Public Access Sunday Morning Church Programs how they're not gay any more because of the power Jesus? And they're really incredibly homophobic because that's how they're expressing their homosexuality now?

It's the same here, the MRA, saved by the power of SARKEESIAN! Now incredibly Feminist because that's how they're expressing their... uh... whatever now. The metaphor got away from me.
 
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I found a group that is perfect for him. It is Trek Again Trump. The post is from their facebook group and if you added some bad grammer, it is exactly the kind of thing bob would write. It says that Trump would cause the country to move backwards from the ideal Star Trek future. I thought it was funny especially with the huge budget cuts to NASA under president Obama.

Anyway I had a laugh when I read it and thought it was something bob would write in 10+ twitter posts. Here is their facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/TrekAgainstTrumpOfficial/posts/887685388029999
 

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Fulda's Gap said:
This would probably cause Bob to meltdown:

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It is kinda dangerous. Just like the guys that go and convert Walthers into Megatrons.

This is why kids with toys get shot.

Edit: Oh, it's a Miceluek video, okay. So it's not so bad.

Edit 2: Ahem. I do think it's cool, though, for a range shooter. I wouldn't carry it.
 
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