Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[KingOfHypocrisy]

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Nick Rekieta now Vs Nick Rekieta two months from now.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

While watching Elissa's "Rekieta Copes: Kiwifarms and Josh Moon (Feb 19, 2024)" this song popped into my head during Nick's "take your shot" rant.

Remember Kiwis, your liver hates 100 percent of the shots you drink, so don't be like Rekieta.

 

[thebigdream]

Also, ICYMI, in the Nick posts in LOCALS, he claims he might do a SOBER MARCH. Biggest X to doubt....

Sober only during the hour of 8-9pm, and only for hard spirits, and only on camera, and only when he feels like it...

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

The latest Nick stream was surprisingly chipper and coherent given his state the night before. Maybe he had a little help from the narcolepsy meds. Fast talking and exaggerated mugging. Very brief mentions of last night in a "Haha, that was a bit wild!" kind of way, no indication that he thinks there might be a problem. Ten minute piss break. Three glasses of whiskey over 2.5 hours. Coomalot swatting leads to vtuber talk around 1h13m. Did you know the Nazis invented cuteness? Medical update around 2h10m: Everything's fine! Covers a topic relating to suicide where he talks about how terrible it is and that he doesn't wish it on anybody. One of the kids walks in a few times, so the family is still there. He'll attend some sort of live event on Thursday.

Most of the actual content was just discussion of last week's news with little of value added. First time I watched in a over year, and I don't think I'll come back until the next drunk stream.

And thus the Rekieta cycle begins anew. Back to the snoozefest of two months of a non-practicing lawyer's take on whatever happened last week in the world of Trump and guns until the next drunken seethestream. See you in April!

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Nick has not followed anyone new on Instagram in a while, but within the last couple of weeks, Kayla has changed her profile image to a ghoulish selfie with Nick soyjaking in the background.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Nick has not followed anyone new on Instagram in a while, but within the last couple of weeks, Kayla has changed her profile image to a ghoulish selfie with Nick soyjaking in the background.

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Looks kike a literal goblin. Paint her green and add the ears and you'll have a goblin with a wig.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Look at the masculinity oozing from that photo.

Or maybe he's just having a balldo shoved up his ass.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Jim is going to outlive Nick.

It’s no longer Ethan Ralph leading the death pool but now Rekieta. Instead of chuckling to Ralph choking on his own vomit after passing out on stream we have the horrifying reality it might be Rekieta and instead of having it go unnoticed for weeks and his corpse consumed by cats, one of his kids will walk in. Just terrible.

Anyway Nick don’t let these kiwifarm faggots tell you how to live, drink up buddy! Nothing chases away a hangover like a nice glass of whiskey

 

[DumbDude43]

This dude is no Diogenes. He's just a fucking retard.

diogenes if he first had to empty the whole barrel by himself before living in it

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

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Man, he is turning into the crypt keeper before our very eyes.

I hope their nanny is competent and kind so that the kids have at least one good adult around them, fuck..

 

[Swole McPole]

I've done some bull cum math to estimate Sippy Nicky's daily splooge intake. All numbers are approxomated from quick searches or pulled from Our Wife's ass.

It's my understanding that Nick has a bulemic approach to bull cum. Sure, when he's just servicing a single bull he'll swallow the whole load, but when he's engaging in black bull bukakke, he'll sneak off to the bathroom after every five loads or so, and stick the balldo down his throat until all the jizz is evacuated.

 

[Kulee Baba]

There's been some debate over whether Balldo stole Lolcow of the Year from Bossman Jack. While I absolutely love Bossman Jack no I think 2024 is Austin's year. Nick's self destruction is a tragic thing. Just look at what happened in 6 years.

Now of course it's totally unfair of me to compare a 6 year time gap. But I bet Nick looked way better just a year ago compared to how he looks today. Fucking retard went from looking 38 and now looks 59. Time for Alcoholics Anonymous Nick!

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

There's been some debate over whether Balldo stole Lolcow of the Year from Bossman Jack. While I absolutely love Bossman Jack no I think 2024 is Austin's year. Nick's self destruction is a tragic thing. Just look at what happened in 6 years.
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Now of course it's totally unfair of me to compare a 6 year time gap. But I bet Nick looked way better just a year ago compared to how he looks today. Fucking retard went from looking 38 and now looks 59. Time for Alcoholics Anonymous Nick!

Earlier in the thread they had a 2021 2022 and 2024 ones I think and he went from chubby to average to this and its just like "woah"
Rackets if you are sober enough when you read this. You gotta pull up. You're speed racing Ethan Ralph to the bottom and that's not a contest you want to be in. Look at how retarded that drugged up deadbeat is. Pull up. Its not even funny anymore.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Time for Alcoholics Anonymous Nick!

Rackets if you are sober enough when you read this. You gotta pull up. You're speed racing Ethan Ralph to the bottom and that's not a contest you want to be in.

Look at these incel prudes daring to give advice to social media and streaming genius Nick Rekieta. Nick doesn't need AA, all he needs is XXX whiskey. Plus he doesn't have a problem with alcohol and even if he did he could stop at any time like he's said. But since it clearly is not a problem he can drink all he wants. Are there any health concerns with drinking whiskey at every meal of the day instead of eating food? I doubt there are and even if there were Nick, the social media genius, would clearly be able to navigate those and not let them affect him. You keep doing you Nick.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Nick could always redirect into being a country singer, his story is one that needs to be sung.

"I stream late at night, to wino whores and queers (of which I am the latter).

I wish my best buddy, Joshua Moon was here (so I could suck his dick).

Oh whiskey drown my sorrow.

Oh whiskey don't let me see tomorrow.

I wish I had a million dollars, but I don't got a cent to spare.

I wish I didn't look so decrepit, but I'm losing all my hair."

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

“Muh context”
The instigating chat is very very important these days apparently

For the record- This stream was a nightmare and it turns out Nick’s actually an asshole. That last 30 minutes was a real mask slip, my guy

Nick's Monday LOCALS stream from last week finally processed after 8 days and is avaliable. Here are the belated highlights:

Spoiler: Nick's scheduling difficulties

- Nick talked about how his old show schedule has become hard to maintain because of 'turmoil'. He says cancelling shows causes him 'trauma' becuase it turns his work into something not fun to do and that he wants to avoid--when it was not before.

- His cancelations for shows are technically avoidable, but that would involve cashing in 'capital' with people like his family. But by saving capital with his family, he is losing it with fans. The old schedule used to to avoid personal life clashing with work or his free time.

- Nick does really well when featured by Rumble, and he dies fine when not. Consistency on Rumble benefits you, but not so much on YT. He has a liason with Rumble who helps and he thinks that helps promote his work becuase of his contract.

- Nick thinks he will do day shows becuase he has time. He says consistency would help his schedule and that he 'needs to do it', but people get sick, he loses his voice, he has to drive, the kids tell them about something they have to do last-minute, or another emergency. Sometimes it is just when the nanny offeres to watch the kids to allow him and the wife to go out. He wants to change the impression that he is always cancelling.

- He revealed his Tuesday and Wednesaday cancelations were for his kid who they tho8ght they needed to take to the A&E (Emergency Room).

- Another cancelation was for a family/friend who needed late-night legal help. He has a law degree and he cannot NOT use it when people need help. He does not talk about how much he practices, but he does in a limited way.

- He does not practice law because he hates deadlines, filings, and having to get money from people who cannot pay. Getting AI or paralegal to keep it straight costs money that would raise his rates.

- Nick has taken out his mustang for a few days when it rose above freezing. It is very fun to drive and he likes to spin the wheels then 'take off' when he gets connection to the road.

- Nick addressed lacking LOCALS content. He repeated the cope that it is the requirement to stream that demotivates him and makes him not want to stream. Nick is burnt out on 'obligations', but not the actual creation of content. The planning and structure of the show ruins it. LOCALS was supposed to be candid and unscripted.

- Doing normal shows is hard currently because the show became 'not fun' for a while. It used to be relaxing, but it became work that demotivated him to find show topics, research, and stream.

Spoiler: Nick and legal content

- A take on the disqualification of Trump in Colorado. He finds it interesting (but I think it is to hear his own voice talk) He supposedly listened to 3 days of arguments. He thinks Trump will win

- He might cover the Carano lawsuit (weeks after everyone else) but he is not sure people like it. He cannot tell how much people like reading court documents. His take that was mocked by others was a take without having read anything, he just gave his opinion on the facts he did know, and apparently that made people mad.

- He loved the McMahon lawsuit. It was interesting. He went into detail about how salacious it was and funny. He was invested in making hypothetical legal arguments and making absurd hypothetical comparisons. He wants to see the texts between the woman and McMahon becuase they are probably insane.

Spoiler: Nick on health and useless doctors

- Nick hates snorting anything. He also hates Adderall becuase it makes his heart race.

- Nick called out GP's for being stupid, useless, and prescribing off of pharmacological adverts. His doctor only takes his weight and height with blood pressure, then asks if you are alright. If you say yes, then they charge you hundreds of dollars and send you away. If not, they send you to a specialist. If you are sick, they give you antibiotics for bacterial, buy tell you if it is viral, you have to just wait it out. They don't know and how much did they really help? Specialists are the only ones that know anything. You could read your chart just about as well as another GP.

- Nick's chiropractor is different than normal ones that make claims they cannot validate. His makes him 'feel good' so that is why he does it. They do more for him than his GP.

Remember, his is the one who gave him his clean bill of health.

- Nick did NOT lose weight with Ozempic. He did it by dieting.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Look at these incel prudes daring to give advice to social media and streaming genius Nick Rekieta. Nick doesn't need AA, all he needs is XXX whiskey. Plus he doesn't have a problem with alcohol and even if he did he could stop at any time like he's said. But since it clearly is not a problem he can drink all he wants. Are there any health concerns with drinking whiskey at every meal of the day instead of eating food? I doubt there are and even if there were Nick, the social media genius, would clearly be able to navigate those and not let them affect him. You keep doing you Nick.

I'm gonna just start rating every post I like ITT with the drink emoji. Anyway this is the charisma Nick thinks he broadcasts when drinking.

Even dozen comments can't ignore it.


I think the only thing saving this guy from an early grave is that he didn't get on the Benzos.

 

[Dottle]

Looks kike a literal goblin. Paint her green and add the ears and you'll have a goblin with a wig.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Nick did NOT lose weight with Ozempic. He did it by dieting.

Really? I mean... you look like a fallout 3 Goul man. And if you have to say you didn't... just saying I think you did.