Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Kid Named Rocket]

GLUTTONY /// FA(C)T 1 CLIMAX
IN THE FLESH

You are mentally ill, machine. You have been instructed tens of thousands of times to turn back, as the layers of this palace are not for your kind. Not doing so constitutes felony crossing of the will of GOD.
...
Your choice is made, stalker. This is why your life is already over, and I, as the righteous hand of the (Fat)her, shall rend you apart. Enjoy becoming inanimate once more.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

It is no longer possible to match that. As of this morning projections show that Fat Rick owns 51% of the world's chins.

When he owns all chins, past, present, and future, when the entirety of time and space is nothing but Rick's chins, when the infinite multiverse itself consists of nothing but Fat Rick's bulbous chins wobbling, when his chins exist in a fractal-art sort of existence at all levels, dimensions, and sizes throughout eternity, he will have enough chins. Or somewhere very close to enough.

 

[Post Reply]

Patrick appears to have developed political amnesia, he wants republican congressmen to enjoy prison for doing the same things that he celebrated democrat congressmen doing just a few years ago.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Patrick appears to have developed political amnesia, he wants republican congressmen to enjoy prison for doing the same things that he celebrated democrat congressmen doing just a few years ago.
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Its not amnesia. Jennifer processes information with a 60 IQ and tries to comprehend things as democrat good republican bad. There isn't any complexity to him

 

[Judge Holden]

Patrick appears to have developed political hamnesia

FTFY

Also speaking of which, I am surprised at how nobody in this thread thus far made a comparison to the terminally mid second Amnesia game in relation to pat

Title and pig motif aside, the entire game is about a shitty father who started kidnapping and slaughtering people from local slums to provide meat for his struggling sausage business which literally involves grinding them up in a very very large basement, and it takes place in the exact same late victorian setting of Fat's never to be released Tiny Tim fanfic

ok given how I seem to be the only person on the internet who didnt hate this game its not that surprising nobody else made the connection but still...

 

[WelperHelper99]

When he owns all chins, past, present, and future, when the entirety of time and space is nothing but Rick's chins, when the infinite multiverse itself consists of nothing but Fat Rick's bulbous chins wobbling, when his chins exist in a fractal-art sort of existence at all levels, dimensions, and sizes throughout eternity, he will have enough chins. Or somewhere very close to enough.

Pat needs the world's chins supply. He's gotta store that niggeroni fat somewhere. His gut is already at max capacity.

 

[AnOminous]

Not enough chins.

As the saying used to go, more Chins than a New York phonebook.

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

Pat needs the world's chins supply. He's gotta store that niggeroni fat somewhere. His gut is already at max capacity.

Wrong again, stalker. Pat's body has no concept of "max capacity". He will keep growing infinitely fatter until the very end of time and space... and then for an eternity more after that.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Wrong again, stalker. Pat's body has no concept of "max capacity". He will keep growing infinitely fatter until the very end of time and space... and then for an eternity more after that.

Pat's gluttonous growth is only limited by the speed he is able to shove the ground up meat of black stalker children into his pie hole

 

[Neetorino]

Also speaking of which, I am surprised at how nobody in this thread thus far made a comparison to the terminally mid second Amnesia game in relation to pat

Title and pig motif aside, the entire game is about a shitty father who started kidnapping and slaughtering people from local slums to provide meat for his struggling sausage business which literally involves grinding them up in a very very large basement, and it takes place in the exact same late victorian setting of Fat's never to be released Tiny Tim fanfic

Ah but that sounds like it'd be interesting, and we know that Fatrick can't possibly be involved in something interesting. Besides, he does his pepperoni grinding for himself to enjoy (and to clean up the neighborhood but that's because he's terminally racist). Though the idea of him being reminded of the story setting that he's probably struggling with right now is pretty good; I can imagine him putting a reference to A Machine for Pigs in his shitty book now that it's come up in the thread.

ok given how I seem to be the only person on the internet who didnt hate this game its not that surprising nobody else made the connection but still...

I'd wonder how many people have even heard of the game, let alone played it. I remember finding out a few years after it came out as a "oh did you know Amnesia got a sequel?" kind of offhand mention.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Is Patty aware of this?

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At this point, Porsalin needs to shit or get off the pot already because at the rate he's going, anything he puts out will be outdated by then or the next big Pat Happening that moves the plot forward has, well, happened.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

FTFY

Also speaking of which, I am surprised at how nobody in this thread thus far made a comparison to the terminally mid second Amnesia game in relation to pat
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Title and pig motif aside, the entire game is about a shitty father who started kidnapping and slaughtering people from local slums to provide meat for his struggling sausage business which literally involves grinding them up in a very very large basement, and it takes place in the exact same late victorian setting of Fat's never to be released Tiny Tim fanfic

ok given how I seem to be the only person on the internet who didnt hate this game its not that surprising nobody else made the connection but still...

Now you mention it, the similarities are striking.

Pity the game was so mid. Seems like everything Frictional has brought out since the original just couldn't quite match up to Amnesia (Soma notwithstanding, Soma was fantastic).

 

[Sneak Deadly Gangster]

Good morning, stalkers.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Good morning, stalkers.

Though he has many friends who eat cum, thaT is noT his wife’s name.

I love the scare quotes on swatted in that article title. His butthurt about them not contacting him for the article - I wonder what he thinks he could have done to “prepare” or whatever with the heads up he’s pissed about not getting. He does the same shit no matter who speaks about him or where they heard of him.

And I’ll say it again, because of the pest changing the title of the norm upload - tell me God doesn’t love patposters.

 

[MilkThePig]

Is Patty aware of this?

Not trying to be a Debbie Downer or nuttin but I'm a little confused about what an hour long doc on "everything leading up to the Norm tweet" is gonna look like since Norm/11 is when the ona subreddit first starting paying attention to piggy. I guess maybe how much of a cunt pig was acting on Twitter prior to that and what was happening on the subreddit before pig came on the radar. That could be interesting although hard to see how it'd be an hour's worth of material still.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Not trying to be a Debbie Downer or nuttin but I'm a little confused about what an hour long doc on "everything leading up to the Norm tweet" is gonna look like since Norm/11 is when the ona subreddit first starting paying attention to piggy. I guess maybe how much of a cunt pig was acting on Twitter prior to that and what was happening on the subreddit before pig came on the radar. That could be interesting although hard to see how it'd be an hour's worth of material still.

Hazarding a guess that it takes a look at Pat's pre-Norm/11 life (i.e. the police report about threatening to kill his wife and unborn kid, Pringles Can John stealing his wife, the divorce)

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Not trying to be a Debbie Downer or nuttin but I'm a little confused about what an hour long doc on "everything leading up to the Norm tweet" is gonna look like since Norm/11 is when the ona subreddit first starting paying attention to piggy. I guess maybe how much of a cunt pig was acting on Twitter prior to that and what was happening on the subreddit before pig came on the radar. That could be interesting although hard to see how it'd be an hour's worth of material still.

Well if it's anything like the teaser that got released a few months ago, it's going to be a lot of pointless Cameo videos and very little actual content. I really don't have much faith in the final product, but I will be happy to be proven wrong.

 

[Judge Holden]

Erm....

Ok I was intending to post the pic of fatrick hiding behind tall grass or some shit that has been posted before but I cant seem to find it. If anyone could locate it and post I would be much obliged as it would be perfect for instances of fat being unironically creepy. As a substitute here are some fatrick pics I found while searching which I had not seen before

EDIT: ok the farms is nigging out so i was only able to upload this one for now.

 

[Red Frida]

From the second, better forum, funster whippinghuskies has returned to the stalker child community after in fact enjoying prison for two years.
https://new.onaforums.net/threads/would-you-seduce-niki-if-you-had-the-chance.51578/post-1171119
Notably his life is not already over. Did he get a better deal from two years ago when the prisonings were less severe?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Erm....
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Ok I was intending to post the pic of fatrick hiding behind tall grass or some shit that has been posted before but I cant seem to find it. If anyone could locate it and post I would be much obliged as it would be perfect for instances of fat being unironically creepy. As a substitute here are some fatrick pics I found while searching which I had not seen before
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EDIT: ok the farms is nigging out so i was only able to upload this one for now.

So the closes place this could be is Bradford Beach. Lincoln Memorial drive is where this is referencing this running so he would have had to drive down there to look at them.