Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

yeesh man I caught up with a lot of the clips from last night..... I've said it already but this is gonna get dark if balldo man doesn't pull up NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!

While pretty much any clip in the last year or so should be the wakeup call, if last night doesn't do it I think we're gonna get a full blown drunken meltdown that will blow away anything we've seen from Rekieta before.

 

[ChromaQuack]

...Yeesh. All you need are 2 lawyers. One English-speaking. One Japanese-speaking (They should already have that), Chat GPT (Does really good translations) and a proof-reading translator is all they need to speak eloquently to an English-speaking audience.

Thats 2 people and a free chat-bot AI to save your company.

You're talking about the country that still uses fax machines because company seniors are always right and it's DISHONORABRU TO THE CORPORATE ANCESTORS to even suggest otherwise, it's not happening.

When you think about it, the corporate structure is eerily similar in behaviour to a drunk pretend lawyer.

As for company lawyers, one of their post-stock cratering attempts at damage control was leaking legal documents pertaining to the woman who was terminated, going so far as to have one of the other anime avatars do a damage control stream claiming that all of the anime avatars in the company read the document, I'm certain whoever they hired would make a great lawsplaining streamer.

yeesh man I caught up with a lot of the clips from last night..... I've said it already but this is gonna get dark if balldo man doesn't pull up NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!

While pretty much any clip in the last year or so should be the wakeup call, if last night doesn't do it I think we're gonna get a full blown drunken meltdown that will blow away anything we've seen from Rekieta before.

It's not happening, enjoy the crash and laugh at the smouldering pile of ruins that will be Nick's life, I know I am.

 

[AnOminous]

And drink alcohol extremely homosexually.

You definitely need to lick the bottle, too. That part is extremely difficult.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

And his juvenile opposition to authority bullshit just in general doesn't work in a field with a structured hierarchy. An attorney is always going to have to obey procedure and commands from a judge. If he still practiced he'd be in jail more than Vinny Gambini for throwing a temper tantrum and wishing a million bucks on the judge.

Wish Ye Mill Yen BUCKKKKKS!!

Damn, bruh, Nick's fallen so hard I can now make this comparison...

 

[SpergioLeonne]

You definitely need to lick the bottle, too. That part is extremely difficult.

It’s ok, though, because he drinks because it makes us mad. And he licks the bottle to make us mad. He’s “winning” and it’s somehow more pathetic than when Charlie Sheen was winning

 

[DumbDude43]

It’s ok, though, because he drinks because it makes us mad. And he licks the bottle to make us mad. He’s “winning” and it’s somehow more pathetic than when Charlie Sheen was winning

didnt sheen have actual aids, for real?

 

[AnOminous]

It’s ok, though, because he drinks because it makes us mad. And he licks the bottle to make us mad. He’s “winning” and it’s somehow more pathetic than when Charlie Sheen was winning

Bi-winning. Win here, win there, win, win, everywhere! Seven gram rocks!

 

[SpergioLeonne]

didnt sheen have actual aids, for real?

Yes

 

[Charnel Ground]

I'm a little late to the face bruise discussion, but the persistent dark spot now with light yellow bruising around it makes me think that he tried to "pop" the spot by squeezing around it. Did he cancel streams because he needed to spend hours with his face inches from the bathroom mirror picking at spots like a meth addict?

 

[mindlessobserver]

Watching the latest Kino clip. PPP is legtimately mad on the internet over Rekieta. "Look at you Rackets! You became a Millionaire! Streaming! You have a wife! A whole bunch of kids! You literally won! You had everything! EVERYTHING I WANTED BUT DON'T HAVE! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! "

 

[Gorton Colu]

I'm a little late to the face bruise discussion, but the persistent dark spot now with light yellow bruising around it makes me think that he tried to "pop" the spot by squeezing around it. Did he cancel streams because he needed to spend hours with his face inches from the bathroom mirror picking at spots like a meth addict?

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Be it's because either don't have the complexion of a pallid drunk deadman, but I've never had bruising from messing with acne or other spots. Looks like drunken collisions with tables edges or wall corners to me.

 

[AnOminous]

Watching the latest Kino clip. PPP is legtimately mad on the internet over Rekieta. "Look at you Rackets! You became a Millionaire! Streaming! You have a wife! A whole bunch of kids! You literally won! You had everything! EVERYTHING I WANTED BUT DON'T HAVE! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! "

PPP should calm the fuck down. I mean yeah, Nick has full-blown AIDS but at least he had sex, unlike PPP. PPP is just a fat retard. Nobody cares what he has to say.

 

[Black Cat Owner]

Kinda sorta unrelated, but has anyone looked into uncivil law? I asked the dude some innocent question about a case he's covering and he didn't completely ignore me, but made some retard remark and blocked me from commenting on channel and streams. Is he just over sensitive or what? Seemed like a little bitch to me

 

[mindlessobserver]

Kinda sorta unrelated, but has anyone looked into uncivil law? I asked the dude some innocent question about a case he's covering and he didn't completely ignore me, but made some retard remark and blocked me from commenting on channel and streams. Is he just over sensitive or what? Seemed like a little bitch to me

True law autists watch Potentially Criminal these days.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

In this massive retard's last actually big case (the embezzler woman whose defense was her husband being gay somehow forced her to steal a bunch of money), instead of making a legal argument he should have made in court, he creepily "shower called" the female judge in an elevator after the case (where his client basically got the max).

The dude is just an autist who can't pick up social cues.

He got cucked by the judge. He had his chance to do some real advocacy......and whiffed

 

[RodgerDodger]

I give Rekieta 5 years at most, if we're VERY lucky. Fix your shit retard!

Oh he's gonna kill himself well before we reach 5 years. He's a weak shallow man who's life is starting to unravel due to his substance abuses.

The Gunt can survive in that world of deep chemically induced despair and depravity. He was born there. But Nick? Not so much. He's a weak vane man with far too much pride. He will take the easy cowards way out when things get really bad.

 

[NoOneIsLooking]

Kinda sorta unrelated, but has anyone looked into uncivil law? I asked the dude some innocent question about a case he's covering and he didn't completely ignore me, but made some retard remark and blocked me from commenting on channel and streams. Is he just over sensitive or what? Seemed like a little bitch to me

Oh my, I have been waiting for farms to get on this guy, the cow potential is real.

The dude is super sensitive and cannot take criticism and will ban/time out people who say things that criticize him


Also has said on his stream that if he doesn’t get a relationship “he can’t see himself continuing going.” Following that up that he isn’t trying to get sympathy just stating the truth, bassically being like if I don’t get a woman I will kill myself.

He is also super whiny about said being single thing, constantly asking if anyone knows any woman who wants to date him not only on his streams but on other streams too.


He presents him as this big time super smart dude but all he has done is patent work and hasn’t been in court more then 2 times, while his whole channel is commentary on COURT.


He also had this stupid going off rant on Megan Fox about dating and still has beef with her, when asked about it calling her a stupid bitch etc.


I’m sure there is more, as I find him too whiny to watch often but yeah major lolcow potential there

 

[waffle]

Kinda sorta unrelated, but has anyone looked into uncivil law? I asked the dude some innocent question about a case he's covering and he didn't completely ignore me, but made some retard remark and blocked me from commenting on channel and streams. Is he just over sensitive or what? Seemed like a little bitch to me

Kurt is autistic but in the baby-backed-little-bitch way and not the fun stoic weirdo way. Any chat that hits him wrong he takes as a slight and totally yeets you from the channel. He needs to just go back to legal drafting and pull up stakes on the YouTube deal.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I’m sure there is more, as I find him too whiny to watch often but yeah major lolcow potential there

Check out the lawtube thread for discussion related to lawyers on youtube that aren't balldoman

 

[Captain Manning]

Kinda sorta unrelated, but has anyone looked into uncivil law?

Many times. Although he hasn't come up in this thread lately. Mainly because I don't think he's been around Rekieta in a long time.

I don't know if there's what you could call a "consensus" regarding Kurt, but the vast majority of people here seem to agree he's way too thin-skinned for the Lawtube game. I am inclined to agree.