Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Judge Holden said:
Ok I was intending to post the pic of fatrick hiding behind tall grass or some shit that has been posted before but I cant seem to find it. If anyone could locate it and post I would be much obliged as it would be perfect for instances of fat being unironically creepy
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I'mThePatMan! said:
Brooke Shields, from the second better half-hovel reminded us this golden conversations exists, and it is the origin of many top favorite Patisms, like "No, Child, I have pecKs" and "I don't use underwear, child".

I'll reiterate these are Pre-Norm 11, before Ona. It's a good thing to remember when that recurring question "can he ever stop making enemies?" comes back knocking.

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Late, but one of the accounts they've tagged in their replies (I don't know how Xitter works) is PrisonPlanet.
 
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Judge Holden said:
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Ok. So. Let's begin.

He's trying to be "cute" and get some twitter likes for a "when people wear shorts, winter is over" but he's doing it so ham-fistedly. Let's note the problems and improve it.

First, he has "Spotted:" - no subject; implied he saw someone but not actually stated, this tweet could be built on the forecast and current temperatures for Bradford Beach (a) in a simplistic "wait until it's warm and post" way. AVOID! Just say "Today I saw" (don't use "spotted" as it sounds gay or creepy.

Second, "Girls" is unnecessary here. The key is the weather-related clothing so substitute "people" - now we have "Today I saw people running by the lake in shorts" (swap the words around because by moving shorts even farther from people it makes it even less creepy.

Don't just staccato this, - be a bit of a writer and go "so it's official - winter is over."

And you can do a sign off but nothing has been talking about winter as if it were alive, so don't go to "time of death" also you then list a DATE not a time! Also the fucking tweet has a timestamp built into it, just say nothing, or if you need to mention it's early say something like "Didn't even make it into March".

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Judge Holden said:
MFW I pull out my phone to film my encounter with sweet little tina and Chris Hansen walks into the room
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That nigga got tittayez

reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Ok. So. Let's begin.

He's trying to be "cute" and get some twitter likes for a "when people wear shorts, winter is over" but he's doing it so ham-fistedly. Let's note the problems and improve it.

First, he has "Spotted:" - no subject; implied he saw someone but not actually stated, this tweet could be built on the forecast and current temperatures for Bradford Beach (a) in a simplistic "wait until it's warm and post" way. AVOID! Just say "Today I saw" (don't use "spotted" as it sounds gay or creepy.

Second, "Girls" is unnecessary here. The key is the weather-related clothing so substitute "people" - now we have "Today I saw people running by the lake in shorts" (swap the words around because by moving shorts even farther from people it makes it even less creepy.

Don't just staccato this, - be a bit of a writer and go "so it's official - winter is over."

And you can do a sign off but nothing has been talking about winter as if it were alive, so don't go to "time of death" also you then list a DATE not a time! Also the fucking tweet has a timestamp built into it, just say nothing, or if you need to mention it's early say something like "Didn't even make it into March".

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I appreciate the in depth analysis'
 
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It's interesting to think about what is going to happen with Pat's twitter account in regards to Nitter going down.

On one hand, Pat's mortal enemy has done more to shutdown the trolls that any ally.

On the other hand, Pat is going to be miserable as his twitter account is going to be as dead as his other social media accounts. Without the trolls, he has nothing.
 
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JustStopDude said:
It's interesting to think about what is going to happen with Pat's twitter account in regards to Nitter going down.

On one hand, Pat's mortal enemy has done more to shutdown the trolls that any ally.

On the other hand, Pat is going to be miserable as his twitter account is going to be as dead as his other social media accounts. Without the trolls, he has nothing.
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Meh, I have a burner account using a throwaway protonmail I use for sekrit spying purposes so I doubt any patposter who truly wishes to sample the latest niggeroni will have much trouble
 
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