Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

Android raptor said:
I'm pretty sure Dominicans have plenty of Jesus already since it's Latin America. I wonder what Jill thinks the dominant religion is?

I'm sure Jill never tips with actual money and is the kind of person waitstaff tell horror stories about.
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The Dominican Republic is majority Catholic. People like Jill do not consider those apostate Papists to be Christian and do not believe that they will be saved at the Final Judgement. They are the people Jill thinks she and Fat David are guiding to salvation.

A quarter of Dominicans are evangelical Protestant of various flavors. I suspect that this is just enough background religiosity for Jill to feel like she's "winning souls" by converting the downtrodden savages, when really, she's merely encountering the 1 in 4 Dominicans who already believe what she does. It's almost cute the way fundamentalists of Jill's (neon macrame) stripe still believe that proselytizing in poor countries is effective or justifiable.
 
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Jill's bybul scribblings are always hilarious, but today's annotations are especially funny.

What is Jill's special meditation upon psalm 98, about making a joyful noise unto the lord? Well, it's bragging to Jeesauce time! "David + I are in Puna Cana, Dominican Republic right now" - because you have to specify to the all knowing Father where Puna Cana is? - "I earned this trip through Plexus God is so faithful to ME! Feb. 2024 ❤️😊."
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Further funnies are the definitions Jill needs to write into the margins, because Joyful Noyes Homeschool never taught her words like emulate, sedition, or reveling.
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Jill's bybul scribblings are always hilarious, but today's annotations are especially funny.

What is Jill's special meditation upon psalm 98, about making a joyful noise unto the lord? Well, it's bragging to Jeesauce time! "David + I are in Puna Cana, Dominican Republic right now" - because you have to specify to the all knowing Father where Puna Cana is? - "I earned this trip through Plexus God is so faithful to ME! Feb. 2024 ❤️😊."
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Further funnies are the definitions Jill needs to write into the margins, because Joyful Noyes Homeschool never taught her words like emulate, sedition, or reveling.
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Do you all reckon she just gets a new bible every year to use as a journal?
 
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I just realised, Jildo is doing manifestation devil magic and writing it in her bible for extra satan points! Defacing her bible is actually not for turbo fundie points, it's for extra satanic spell boost! The only logical conclusion is starving her children adds a demonic spell buff and fat Dave is the icon of gluttony.
 
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Sparkling Yuzu said:
Why isn't he wearing a bathing suit... is this whole family just anti-bathing suit? Did God somewhere condemn them?
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Ghadly Christians never wear bathing suits in water, only street clothes!

But Jill is now faced with a new holy trial: one of her SEVERELY discounted flights was canceled.
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But Punta Cana is just a short flight away from Florida... so why is she "states away!" from the RV? How many layovers did she book on her way back to Florida, where the RV is parked? They're either in Mexico City or Dallas / Fort Worth, and clearly they're too broke for a one night airport hotel stay on a weekday. But what about the abundance of Plexus, Jill?

Her rant against Frontier is nonsense - they're the former Midwest Express airline, known for outstanding customer service. If Jill managed to piss off the Minnesota Nice staff, that's a rare level of narc offense.
 
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Oh, poor Shrek got patted down a couple of times...fucking crybabies.
Try having an elderly parent in a wheelchair go through TSA checkpoints. Try taking an infant through a TSA checkpoint, and Latrina with an attitude singles you and your kid out. Try having a family member who is Spanish/ Norwegian going through TSA checkpoints and getting zinged every damn time.
She's lucky enough to grift a decent holiday to a tropical location in the middle of winter, but complains about one flight being canceled, and people having a few drinks and dancing to non-jesus music.
 
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Jill is such a baby about the pat downs, etc.

I’m a dyke, and it happens a lot to us too (there’s a “gender” button the worker has to press on the new body scanners, so if you’re a butch woman or a feminine man, there’s potential for mistakes- then you have to get your chest or privates patted down).

Some trans people have also had narc meltdowns about this. I agree there should be a different way, but whatever.

You really want to complain? I know a dude who was a naturalized citizen before 9/11 and then watched the country turn on him and his family after. Got a lot of harassment and always, always got extra screening for ethnicity and travel patterns.

The irony? Dude strongly backed a pro-West politician in his original country, told intelligence services all he could, and was seriously injured during an attack abroad. And still got shit on.

I don’t blame him for snapping that he didn’t almost die over there for people to still suspect him, after about the tenth time.


TL;DR: Jill, stop complaining. You’re not even in a suspect group for TSA, it could be much worse.

Also, I find it disgusting that Jill and Shrek had all-you-can eat buffets while their sick kids don’t have enough. Sure, Kim Jong-Shrek, be the world’s largest buyer of Henessey while your people starve…
 
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Android raptor said:
Personally I'm glad the Rodlets are getting extra time away from Jill and Shrek. I wonder if Jill and/or Goblino had some kind of serious chimp out that caused them to get booted off a flight, Ethan Ralph style?
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Agree people shouldn’t be allowed to go crazy on flights. But there’s been a good deal of media attention recently for airlines kicking people with autism or disabilities off when they weren’t actually causing harm, just acting odd or doing something that could be solved with a little flexibility or patience.

This applies to Shrek because he just looks…off. If you look disabled or say that you are, you’re probably less likely to get the boot.
 
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Sonalee Rashitwar said:
Agree people shouldn’t be allowed to go crazy on flights. But there’s been a good deal of media attention recently for airlines kicking people with autism or disabilities off when they weren’t actually causing harm, just acting odd or doing something that could be solved with a little flexibility or patience.

This applies to Shrek because he just looks…off. If you look disabled or say that you are, you’re probably less likely to get the boot.
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Knowing Jill and Shrek, I think they'd do something to get kicked off. Especially if Shrek snuck too much Satan's grape juice.
 
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Android raptor said:
Knowing Jill and Shrek, I think they'd do something to get kicked off. Especially if Shrek snuck too much Satan's grape juice.
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I’m laughing because I didn’t exactly picture them doing something, but rather there being a situation of, as Gabriel Iglesias puts it “they wanted me to buy an extra seat for someone who was not traveling with me…wait a minute, you’ll get it.” He’s a hilarious fat comedian, I hope even the people here wouldn’t make fun of him.
 
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Frontier Airlines is awful. Go to their subreddit sometime. They routinely overbook 30-40 passengers and bump everyone who didn't check in 3+ hours in advance. They promise people vouchers for switching to later flights, then reneg and you can't get anyone on the phone.

They also will claim many types of failures that should be "on them" to fix are actually exceptions that mean they don't have to do dick for you. Instead of telling you their maintenance fucked up, they tell you the weather at your destination is too bad so it's a weather-related cancellation (except all the other flights are still on time there and the weather is partly cloudy).

Their slickest scam is that they charge you money if you have to reschedule a flight same-day, they charge a huge amount for carry-ons and have tiny carryon standards versus other airlines so almost everyone needs to check luggage...and then they only open the baggage check-in about 75 minutes before the flight, when the line is around the block. Oh, your baggage was checked in less than an hour before your flight because the counter was closed while you stood in a line for hours? That means you were technically late to check it, so they don't have to accept it and you may not be able to get yourself or your bag on your flight. Too bad, so sad, here's the fee to reschedule!

Frontier preys on people who see their amazing low base fares and don't realize how little that gets them.
 
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