Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Man walks into a bar. Says to the bartender that he’s depressed, the internet is making fun of him, weirdos are suing him, that everyone is telling him he has a drinking problem. Bartender says to watch some Rekieta Law streams, that seeing how gaunt and a complete mess Nick Rekieta is will give him some perspective, make him see how far one can fall, show him how excessive alcohol use ruins someone. Man takes another shot, makes a bunch of weird hand gestures and stares at the ceiling before breaking down crying, “but, bartender, I am Nick Rekieta!”

 

[Kulee Baba]

Money laundering.

Honestly I’d regain so much more respect for Dax again if he was pulling off some white collar shit. But let me be real I’m a Dickguard, I’m fully rooting for Dax to get Balldo living in a shed with Ethan Ralph.

Anyway I gotta say how nice of a guy Jersh is, he’s only spent at most 30 minutes shittalking Rackets. Meanwhile Kino Casino has like 3 1 hour videos lambasting Nick and PPP’s arguments make me despise Nick so much more. I’m fully admitting I’ve been outta the loop I had no idea of Nick rambling on with his streamer associate Sean just hoping he could escape that trainwreck.

I lost which section Nick said it but at one point he goes “JOSHUA CONNOR MOON!” And I think it’s funniest damn thing in the world for someone to use your legal name like they’re chanting YHWH to strike them dead. If someone did that to me I think I’d fall over in laughter.

Fuck the white knights who want to save you Nick, become the Liquor like Jim Lahey (RIP)! Self improvement is masturbation, now self destruction…

 

[Neetorino]

There's a medical condition matching this exact combination: Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome.

Nick Rekieta will never beat the wetbrain accusations. But then that's because he's absolutely got wetbrain.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Honestly, I couldn't do it. I think it would be stressful to be online, in front of untold numbers of people, trying to entertain them for money. I really don't think the human animal is meant for that shit, even if logically speaking you are just talking to a camera your brain thinks "thousands of people are judging everything I say and do."
Fuuuuuck that, bro.

There's lots of people who stream to like 4-25 people a couple times a week and make a little bit of side cash. They have decent interactions with their chats (because they can actually see individual messages) and get to have a more genuine interaction with those people who they become familiar with over time. Its honestly become my favorite type of content consumption. I find it a bit disappointing when people become too successful and they lose intimacy with their fanbase.

I imagine the smaller (usually part time) streamers don't get burned out. Because they're not always on. And they usually have real jobs so if they say the N word on accident or have a bad opinion on twitter and get themselves yeeted off a platform they don't lose too much.

Maybe things would have been better with Rackets just doing online things part time and actually working in his field. Make some spare cash for the insatiable snack food appetite of his many crotchfruits while keeping a viable law practice. He wouldn't have had to drink to make himself funnier every single night and become simultaneously a professional internet clown and raging alcoholic.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Watching the latest Kino clip. PPP is legtimately mad on the internet over Rekieta. "Look at you Rackets! You became a Millionaire! Streaming! You have a wife! A whole bunch of kids! You literally won! You had everything! EVERYTHING I WANTED BUT DON'T HAVE! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! "

Yeah..... PPP, a smoothskin, is jealous of Rekieta. That must be it.

The reason PPP is covering Nick is because he is JEALOUS.

Pour another drink Rackets! You deserve it. You can't stop winning.

Now that more and more people outside of his audience and KF are seeing how fucked up Nick is, I have to wonder if his current 'fans' are actually just white trash secretly delighting in him falling down to their level. Maybe they're not even aware of it? Lots of them give off "i admire nick and want to be like nick", especially when nick was at his peak and reading those superchats. Then they see him getting closer to their state of being and they just think "this is great"?

No normal people sees his state at any point of the last 12 months thinks he's fine. Yet they cheered for it? Just look at wahoo, egal, sally, art or any of the people you see in his vegas and nashville meetup.

A lot of that crew is gone. A bunch of the Locals regulars from a year ago are in Sean's channel, ironically enough. I was watching Sean's restream of the Metokur appearance on Kino Casino for sake of convenience since it was on YouTube and recognized a lot of names in the chat. Last I heard of Sally she was trying to be a streamer and was associating with other LawTube people.

I think he's basically shed that entire audience and he's down to the dumbest people who watched him over the years. Ralph still has a handful of people who think that the Ralphamale lifestyle is something to look up to and Nick is probably nearing a similar core of people.

 

[AnOminous]

Pour another drink Rackets! You deserve it. You can't stop winning.

Does this dude even look in a mirror ever and realize he looks like an actual demon or that he's transforming into a bizarre gargoyle?

Anyone who has to deal with this guy in reality must be horrified.

 

[Neetorino]

Aw Jeez Guise no show tonight! I'll preemptively call a no-show tomorrow as well but I'm willing to be wrong.

 

[Casshern]

Now that more and more people outside of his audience and KF are seeing how fucked up Nick is, I have to wonder if his current 'fans' are actually just white trash secretly delighting in him falling down to their level. Maybe they're not even aware of it? Lots of them give off "i admire nick and want to be like nick", especially when nick was at his peak and reading those superchats. Then they see him getting closer to their state of being and they just think "this is great"?

No normal people sees his state at any point of the last 12 months thinks he's fine. Yet they cheered for it? Just look at wahoo, egal, sally, art or any of the people you see in his vegas and nashville meetup.

I think he's basically shed that entire audience and he's down to the dumbest people who watched him over the years. Ralph still has a handful of people who think that the Ralphamale lifestyle is something to look up to and Nick is probably nearing a similar core of people.

In both Ralph and Racket’s cases I am convinced it’s a section of the population who were raised by substance abusers and somehow find this as comforting content. As Josh illustrated in earlier streams, the type of child who would sit down with their toys and play in the living room while their dad got drunk and screamed at the TV and rambled about coworkers.

Rackets however is too lazy for even that, and now cancels stream after stream, eliciting ire from that final subset of supporters. Hence the dead numbers. Ralph has almost burnt that bridge, but because he still streams he can still manage to collect scraps.

 

[Kurohige]

The hell? Was he bleeding somewhere, or did his bald spot hair dye wind up melting that badly?

 

[polar bear]

Now that more and more people outside of his audience and KF are seeing how fucked up Nick is, I have to wonder if his current 'fans' are actually just white trash secretly delighting in him falling down to their level. Maybe they're not even aware of it? Lots of them give off "i admire nick and want to be like nick", especially when nick was at his peak and reading those superchats. Then they see him getting closer to their state of being and they just think "this is great"?

No normal people sees his state at any point of the last 12 months thinks he's fine. Yet they cheered for it? Just look at wahoo, egal, sally, art or any of the people you see in his vegas and nashville meetup.

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Aw Jeez Guise no show tonight! I'll preemptively call a no-show tomorrow as well but I'm willing to be wrong.

This announcement he posted seems to confirm @Pippa's Greasy KB theory. His paypigs are so retarded he has to put vital info in full caps, lest they don't comprehend the message

 

[Captain Manning]

I think he's basically shed that entire audience and he's down to the dumbest people who watched him over the years.

I think he's down to dumb people period. I dunno about "over the years." I'm pretty sure most of the old guard I was once part of is gone.

Why? Because he became a gigantic asshole faggot, and more or less told them to fuck off. And they did. Womp womp.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Yeah..... PPP, a smoothskin, is jealous of Rekieta. That must be it.

The reason PPP is covering Nick is because he is JEALOUS.

Pour another drink Rackets! You deserve it. You can't stop winning.

I was going to say PPP must be jealous of how much money Balldo saves on food by not eating, but then I remembered the snack budget.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Honestly I’d regain so much more respect for Dax again if he was pulling off some white collar shit. But let me be real I’m a Dickguard, I’m fully rooting for Dax to get Balldo living in a shed with Ethan Ralph.

He should make them fuck.

 

[Maraschino]

Meanwhile Kino Casino has like 3 1 hour videos lambasting Nick and PPP’s arguments make me despise Nick so much more.

There's not a single argument that PPP's saying that hasn't been said here first, and probably multiple times at that. The thing that bothers me about PPP/Warski on KC is that they often get exact details wrong but get enough of them right that it's baffling that they can get so close but still miss. Or sometimes they do get certain claims right and then get them wrong later at a different point, or vice-versa.

It's funny watching them cover Rekieta because JFC he's fucking depressing and unwatchable otherwise, and watching them actually give him the shit his true friends should be giving but won't is sad, but well past-due.

I actually regret putting this horrific shit as my avatar.

 

[Captain Manning]

HOLY SHIT GUYS!

Nick made it into random.txt



Okay, maybe not.

He should make them fuck.

Why not. He probably convinced Mint Salad to fuck Riley.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Dick Masterson and Ethan Van Sciver on Jim and Kino Casino discussing MANdy:

Summary: Nick didn't get catfished. In fact, Nick so didn't get catfished that right after they talk about it briefly, EVS skips to the section of the clip where Jim talks about Eric July instead. They didn't mention that Nick derailed his own streams to try to convince "Mandy" to meet up with him and "Mandy" confirmed adding Nick on Discord.

 

[Preacher ✝]

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[Retink Retunk]

Dick Masterson and Ethan Van Sciver on Jim and Kino Casino discussing MANdy:

Summary: Nick didn't get catfished. In fact, Nick so didn't get catfished that EVS skips to the section of the clip where they talk about Eric July instead. They didn't mention that Nick derailed his own streams to try to convince "Mandy" to meet up with him.

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@FROG is right, he didn't get caught sexting, he sang songs to ManDan and went on an extensive rant about how much he wants to fuck ManDan to the point he had to apologize the next day for going too far. Balldo really loves those moobs.

 

[polar bear]

The hell? Was he bleeding somewhere, or did his bald spot hair dye wind up melting that badly?

It is a mystery

 

[zyclonPD]

Dick Masterson and Ethan Van Sciver on Jim and Kino Casino discussing MANdy:

Summary: Nick didn't get catfished. In fact, Nick so didn't get catfished that right after they talk about it briefly, EVS skips to the section of the clip where Jim talks about Eric July instead. They didn't mention that Nick derailed his own streams to try to convince "Mandy" to meet up with him and "Mandy" confirmed adding Nick on Discord.

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That whole segment was like a subversive comedy. Them crying about Jim not getting context from them to hate Eric July then not getting context for ANY of the rekieta stuff.

Half the segment can just be applied to themselves if you changed the subject.