Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.7%

  • Total voters
    349
Kinda sorta unrelated, but has anyone looked into uncivil law? I asked the dude some innocent question about a case he's covering and he didn't completely ignore me, but made some retard remark and blocked me from commenting on channel and streams. Is he just over sensitive or what? Seemed like a little bitch to me
he's a pussy. there was a stream where he has a huge spergout on some girl and it is the essence of beta energy. i don't remember who he got mad at. also, he was moping about how he's a fat, bald, doughboy and how hard dating apps were.
 
he's a pussy. there was a stream where he has a huge spergout on some girl and it is the essence of beta energy. i don't remember who he got mad at. also, he was moping about how he's a fat, bald, doughboy and how hard dating apps were.
He's done that a couple of times, I think. He seems to have a particular ire for Megan Fox. That was the most recent instance, if I'm not mistaken. Though I haven't really kept up with Kurt lately. Too much other drama going on.

Kurt is not good when it comes to social interaction. He might be a competent enough attorney though. Andrew, for example, rated him much higher in that regard than Rekieta. Although, I realize, that's not saying much.

Plus, now that I think about it, I think Rekieta has clearly gotten way more cringe than Kurt.

Hmmm...

Fuck it, I'll just say it: Kurt > Rekieta. For whatever that's worth.
 
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When someone says Aerosmith I know that means they're doing a ass pull. Those fuckers only had one song. Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band is where it's at.
I apologize beforehand for the slight derail, but should we put this assertion to the test?


1973 - Dream On - First mainstream power ballad of rock history.
1974 - Same Old Song and Dance - Catchy timeless tune.
1975 - Walk This Way - The 50% basis of Rap Metal.
1975 - Sweet Emotion - You be the judge.
1987 - Rag Doll, Dude (looks like a Lady) and Angel, from Permanent Vacation
(5x Platinum, Five million copies sold in USA alone)
1988 - Love in an Elevator, Janie's Got a Gun, The Other Side and What It Takes from Pump
(7x Platinum in USA alone)
1993 - Eat The Rich, Livin' on The Edge, Shut Up and Dance, Cryin', Crazy and Amazing, the latest 3 had iconic music videos.
All from Get a Grip, arguably the most accomplished work of the band after 20 years considering the charts.

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From Big Ones (1994 Greatest Hits album) on, most of people were familiar with Aerosmith.

Nine Lives (1997), that one that has Falling in Love, Hole in My Soul and Pink, was the last CD I bought.

The live album A Little South Of Sanity (1998 ) has awesome live renditions of most of the classics.
Sweet Emotion's version OBLITERATES.

Don't care about what comes next, not even that song that, in Yahtzee's words,
"everyone seems to be faintly embarrassed of admit is kind of alright".

Name the megahits of Bob Seger if you will,
excluding 1973's Turn The Page, which Metallica took to stardom in 1998.


Let's not mix the cop-out generic answers of Drink Normieta here
(who probably must have named Aerosmith because of his infatuation with Boston)
to fart out dubious claims about Music History.
 
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Reading this thread now I find it funny how the first time I heard of that guy was on a MATI stream where Null was a guest there and I thought he's some big time lawyer or a part of Null's legal team. Turns out he's yet another alchy doing "commentary" for booze money lol
I also came across Rekieta via Null, it was when they were going through DSP bankruptcy. I thought he's entertaining enough, seemed quite considerate and good at collaborating with others. Then I followed Rittenhouse, and again - Rekieta was able to gather a wide circle of characters who occasionally had something interesting to say - Barnes, Frei and such. He was never this big star or someone I could ever be inspired by - just pleasant and funny enough. But his biggest strength was creating a space for many other interesting persons.
Few years later he's a complete wreck that looks like he smells bad, painfully lonely and self-obsessed, perverted boomer that makes everyone uncomfortable with sex "jokes" (including poor young Rittenhouse), muttering to himself about balldos, wishing people to die, humiliating his family, and repeating over and over that he's doing great! - all whilst everyone else reacts to his current state either with disgust or pity. Incredible character development.
 
1973 - Dream On - First mainstream power ballad of rock history.
"Dream On" is a great song, but it's not even the first power ballad that starts with clean fingerstyle guitar where the drums kick in halfway through and an overdriven i-VII-VI final crescendo ends with a massive cymbal crash and the lyrics are about regret and the meaning of life.
 
Now that more and more people outside of his audience and KF are seeing how fucked up Nick is, I have to wonder if his current 'fans' are actually just white trash secretly delighting in him falling down to their level. Maybe they're not even aware of it? Lots of them give off "i admire nick and want to be like nick", especially when nick was at his peak and reading those superchats. Then they see him getting closer to their state of being and they just think "this is great"?

No normal people sees his state at any point of the last 12 months thinks he's fine. Yet they cheered for it? Just look at wahoo, egal, sally, art or any of the people you see in his vegas and nashville meetup.
 
The transcript is available. She actually did say some incredibly weird and inappropriate shit about how somehow, the fact she didn't plead to every single charge was a bad thing, and it was somehow bad she had an attorney.
Judge Fischer was right. The woman was both fat and ugly. She was just trying to protect the community by having her in jail longer after the DA gave her a ridiculously light plea bargain. Look at her. She should have been put in jail for the rest of her life. For fuck sakes she made her husband gay!
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He feels snaked? Some of us are still working with the fact that he shoved bottle up his rectum, and tried to double down his play off with his "Okay, it's really weird, but I'm a little weird myself, so it's okay guise!" nonsense.

Laughing at the Balldo because it existed was funny, but I'm still trying to figure out if that joking around developed a phallic fixation for Racksputin.
Did he lick the bottle first and wedge it up his anus, or did he wedge the bottle up his anus first and then licked it after?

These are questions that must be answered.
 
Did he lick the bottle first and wedge it up his anus, or did he wedge the bottle up his anus first and then licked it after?

These are questions that must be answered.
When the 5k gift shotglass (speculation on my part) arrives to your doorstep, you will have to ask the same question. Will you wash it or keep it 'pristine' for the novelty of it? :story:
 
I apologize beforehand for the slight derail, but should we put this assertion to the test?
Let’s please never judge the quality of a song by its chart position or rotation on fm radio. Nobody in North America knew who Pixies were until Fight Club.

Anyways I don’t know how to shrink the Wikipedia chart like that, but check out Use Your Illusion I if we DO have to use charts
 
The funny thing is, despite all that, Dax is actually not doing too bad for himself. Especially relative to Rekieta.
I attribute this to the fact that Dax can draw upon a crowd of anti-anti-SJWs (fucking Vaush was on a podcast with Mint and Riley recently, LOL), whereas Rekieta basically appeals to fucking no one now.
Money laundering.
 
It was a massive shift, but Nick had plenty of time to course-correct (Null didn't tell Nick to pull up until January 2023) and it wasn't as though there wasn't foreshadowing to winning Lolcow of the Year for 2023. The writing was on the wall when Nick won Best Internet Famous Lolcow in 2022. Nick also had months before that to do damage control on what could have been either addressed more honestly or antagonizing anyone who didn't agree with him and telling longtime fans to leave.
I read this assessment in Dr. Todd Grande's voice
 
He is getting most of his calories from alcohol and brags about how he eats very little food. And when he does eat food, its junk food.
His body is bruised up because he is in effect an alcoholic with a teenage girl eating disorder. He is likely suffering from malnutrition, late stage alcoholism effects on his brain

There's a medical condition matching this exact combination: Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome.
Which has all kinds of fun symptoms to look forward to.

Something he could very easily find out himself by doing a blood test for thiamine deficiency, but that would require admitting to the problem.
That'd also prove the "detractors" right, and we can't have that, can we?
 
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You just don't understand how HARD it is to be a streamer. You literally have to walk from one room to another room in your own house, and turn on a computer and stand in front of it saying stuff.
Honestly, I couldn't do it. I think it would be stressful to be online, in front of untold numbers of people, trying to entertain them for money. I really don't think the human animal is meant for that shit, even if logically speaking you are just talking to a camera your brain thinks "thousands of people are judging everything I say and do."
Fuuuuuck that, bro.
 
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