Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sharpeteer]

I remember back to the "Ronversations" Nick did years ago, and while they eventually got super old and tiring, I did watch a number of them, and there was something I got from them that makes it even more disappointing what Nick is these days.

Nick would make the point that Ron trying to be this woke male feminist cannot simply erase the fact that he is a man capable of beating women with remotes. Ron would constantly claim that he's changed, and is better now. Nick would respond saying that if you did something horrific in your past like that, and you go on trying to pretend that you're somehow incapable of doing those things today because you've "changed", then you are doomed to repeat those things again because you are, at the very least, capable of considering such an act to be a reasonable response to a situation, but because you don't even consider the possibility due to arrogance, it might just be a sudden impulse to do it again.

Maybe it's just autism and over-analyzing things, but that's something I actually took away from those streams, and considered it to be a valuable life lesson I try to keep in mind today - to always remain aware of what kind of things you need to be mindful of doing, and what you're truly capable of.

Things like that make Nick an even bigger disappointment to me, What a colossal fucking faggot to go from that, to this. That drunken disaster stream to the very next stream acting like nothing is wrong.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

If any of you niggers starts a plinko I will launch an IRL fatwa by mobilizing Ian “Graphene” Crossland to stare at a cluster of minerals.

 

[Fapcop]

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Aw Jeez Guise no show tonight! I'll preemptively call a no-show tomorrow as well but I'm willing to be wrong.

Is it just me, or is this some of the most wetbrained writing yet from Rekieta?

“There will be NO SHOW TONIGHT instead of TOMORROW”

Ehhh…. So there’s going to be a show tonight instead of the show tomorrow? But now there isn’t? So no show Wednesday or Thursday?

“TOMORROW SHOUKD HAVE A STREAM AS USUAL”

Wait what?!

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I remember back to the "Ronversations" Nick did years ago, and while they eventually got super old and tiring, I did watch a number of them, and there was something I got from them that makes it even more disappointing what Nick is these days.

Nick would make the point that Ron trying to be this woke male feminist cannot simply erase the fact that he is a man capable of beating women with remotes. Ron would constantly claim that he's changed, and is better now. Nick would respond saying that if you did something horrific in your past like that, and you go on trying to pretend that you're somehow incapable of doing those things today because you've "changed", then you are doomed to repeat those things again because you are, at the very least, capable of considering such an act to be a reasonable response to a situation, but because you don't even consider the possibility due to arrogance, it might just be a sudden impulse to do it again.

Maybe it's just autism and over-analyzing things, but that's something I actually took away from those streams, and considered it to be a valuable life lesson I try to keep in mind today - to always remain aware of what kind of things you need to be mindful of doing, and what you're truly capable of.

Things like that make Nick an even bigger disappointment to me, What a colossal fucking faggot to go from that, to this. That drunken disaster stream to the very next stream acting like nothing is wrong.

Like everything "classic" Nick supported and advocated, it was almost certainly just projection on his part. Maybe at the time he was trying to live a good Christian life like a family man should and convinced himself that he was a changed man from the days he raged at his bosses at the bank or held underwear parties in the college dorm room.

No different than how he spent 5 minutes trying to call "John Son of Hokens" a friendless loser who thought paying an internet streamer made him his friend. Guess who right now also happens to be a friendless loser who is confused why all the people he paid to be his friend suddenly aren't? Or for Toye in particular, the whole thing about cuckoldry when Nick almost certainly has a hard drive full of interracial cuck porn.

 

[Fapcop]

Dick Masterson and Ethan Van Sciver on Jim and Kino Casino discussing MANdy:

Summary: Nick didn't get catfished. In fact, Nick so didn't get catfished that right after they talk about it briefly, EVS skips to the section of the clip where Jim talks about Eric July instead. They didn't mention that Nick derailed his own streams to try to convince "Mandy" to meet up with him and "Mandy" confirmed adding Nick on Discord.

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“OHNOES! They’re talking about addiction… BUT HES FAT!!”

What a dumb fucking cope.

The difference is that PPP doesn’t have a family and whatever food issue he has, he doesn’t bring them in to the stream. He doesn’t pass out mid stream because he has overeaten, or sit and slur his words because he’s constantly munching on a burger.

He has also never pretended to be super serious about dieting, unlike Rekieta’s based cover for degeneracy.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

He has also never pretended to be super serious about dieting,

*recently

Id say he was somewhat serious about it during the weight loss competition times with gunt and joosh, but what do I know .

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

no sane and rational person would pass over the display the other night in silence as if it was no big deal. he was almost certainly blacked out, and continuous heavy drinking makes it take much less to black out (at least in my experience with alcoholism and recovery). i can't think of anything more terrifying than being blackout drunk while working for my main source of income, especially if it involves being recorded. sheer alcoholic recklessness.

and if there's something going on behind the scenes that's driving him to drink this much, well, then he needs more help than i ever thought he would.

 

[Bing Chilling]

This fucking argument of "Jim would be on my side" is the most immensely gay thing I've seen these cows do, as if Jim is this holy arbiter of all that is good and pure on the Internet. I've seen Ralph do it in the Null call, Rekieta did it a few months back, and I'm sure there's others who've done it too. Call it Argumentum ad Hatman or something.

This is so true. I’m sure Jim would on your side of this argument.

 

[Fapcop]

*recently

Id say he was somewhat serious about it during the weight loss competition times with gunt and joosh, but what do I know .

Nah my point was more that he doesn’t preach one thing: Like weight loss or staying healthy, while doing the opposite and munch down burgers 24-7.

If PPP was fitness health streamer, they’d have a point about him and addiction. But he isn’t. His weight is never part of his streams unlike Nicks former trad cath image.

 

[waffle]

There's not a single argument that PPP's saying that hasn't been said here first, and probably multiple times at that. The thing that bothers me about PPP/Warski on KC is that they often get exact details wrong but get enough of them right that it's baffling that they can get so close but still miss. Or sometimes they do get certain claims right and then get them wrong later at a different point, or vice-versa

PPP reads the farms constantly. I was a big fan during the surrfer Era and I noticed he would repeat phrases from his thread verbatim pretty frequently.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

This is so true. I’m sure Jim would on your side of this argument.

Jim has certain things going for him that make him the envy of the sektur.

One, he stays critical. When someone else puts something out there in the public sphere, it’s fair game to criticize it. If someone gets mad at Jim, they’ll notice that he hasn’t put a lot out there for them to criticize back. So you have Ralph calling him “cancer man” and that literally being the best insult he can come up with.

He also insinuates and implies a lot of positions indirectly by criticizing the opposite of them, but Jim has never come out and said anything like “oh yeah I’m totally a Nazi”. It’s a broad and light touch so a wide spectrum of spergs can relate.

This leads to the impression that Jim has never taken a major L. The major thing I can think of that he was wrong about was Covid being the Armageddon. Nah, the vaccine was.

Two, he doesn’t stream more often than he has content to stream. The money tree has plenty of time to grow fruit before he shakes it.

That leads to his magic ability to pull a stream out of his ass and hit tens of thousands of concurrent viewers any time he wants.

Through the magic of having zero losses on record and being able to conjure up a fun, high viewership stream any time he wants, he is magic and the sektur worships him. Hell, I’m being critical in this message, but I like him, too. He’s the only part of the sektur that never let me down. Well, Josh is pretty good, too. No shade.

 

[GodsCock]

We will have to wait to see if he cancels or does a stream to see if nick and the whore wife had a drug overdose

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Kinda sorta unrelated, but has anyone looked into uncivil law? I asked the dude some innocent question about a case he's covering and he didn't completely ignore me, but made some retard remark and blocked me from commenting on channel and streams. Is he just over sensitive or what? Seemed like a little bitch to me

Kurt, or one of his mods, will bounce people for anything they even perceive as negative. Check out the Lawtube thread for more info. There have been some clips posted of him. As was said in a couple previous posts Kurt is desperate for a wife and child. He has talked about his "requirements" for a woman and they're pretty laughable for a dude pushing 40 who doesn't seem to be particularly wealthy or attractive. She needs to be in prime child bearing years (sub 30), attractive, stable.

He's done that a couple of times, I think. He seems to have a particular ire for Megan Fox. That was the most recent instance, if I'm not mistaken. Though I haven't really kept up with Kurt lately. Too much other drama going on.

He sperged out on her twice. First time she was giving dumb advice about meeting women in an auto parts store. To be fair, her advice essentially boiled down to going out and meeting people, which isn't bad advice, but this set Kurt off. This was when Kurt admitted he had paid people to run his tinder to try and get a girl and got nothing out of it. The second time he sperged I believe she was criticizing the justice system for some trial and this causes Kurt and Rob to flip out and call her a dumb bitch and Kurt flip her the double bird. Oh, and both times Nick sat there smiling and wouldn't try and rein anything in. It took others on the panel to do that.

Kurt used to be a fun sperg and just went off the deep end of just being a bitch at some point. Him and Aussie overlaw'd are the same character but somehow aussie got a wife. Sean builds models and other 'tism related activities but he doesn't seem to be an actual autist so shouldn't be lumped in with Kurt.

Kurt and Aussie definitely want their chats to be hugboxes. Aussie would probably deny it but he does not like being made fun of and cannot handle it.

This leads to the impression that Jim has never taken a major L. The major thing I can think of that he was wrong about was Covid being the Armageddon.

Given Jim's health I can understand that viewpoint at the time.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Jim has certain things going for him that make him the envy of the sektur.

One, he stays critical. When someone else puts something out there in the public sphere, it’s fair game to criticize it. If someone gets mad at Jim, they’ll notice that he hasn’t put a lot out there for them to criticize back. So you have Ralph calling him “cancer man” and that literally being the best insult he can come up with.

He also insinuates and implies a lot of positions indirectly by criticizing the opposite of them, but Jim has never come out and said anything like “oh yeah I’m totally a Nazi”. It’s a broad and light touch so a wide spectrum of spergs can relate.

This leads to the impression that Jim has never taken a major L. The major thing I can think of that he was wrong about was Covid being the Armageddon. Nah, the vaccine was.

Two, he doesn’t stream more often than he has content to stream. The money tree has plenty of time to grow fruit before he shakes it.

That leads to his magic ability to pull a stream out of his ass and hit tens of thousands of concurrent viewers any time he wants.

Through the magic of having zero losses on record and being able to conjure up a fun, high viewership stream any time he wants, he is magic and the sektur worships him. Hell, I’m being critical in this message, but I like him, too. He’s the only part of the sektur that never let me down. Well, Josh is pretty good, too. No shade.

These hyper autistic, yet accurate assessments are why I love the Farms. You are living up to your namesake sir, good work.

 

[Maraschino]

PPP reads the farms constantly. I was a big fan during the surrfer Era and I noticed he would repeat phrases from his thread verbatim pretty frequently.

Oh, it's obvious he reads. I don't think it'd kill him or Warski or some other person involved in Casino's production to write down notes of important facts so he can get them right and get them right consistently, and not just guess.

 

[Maude Snew]

My oh my, how the mighty have fallen.

Two dying channels stand in the vast desert of the Internet. On them, in the channel preview, completely hammered a visage appears, whose frown ,and wrinkled lip, and ghoulish appearance tell that its owner is not long for this world, but yet remains, with lifeless eyes, the hand is shaking, a glass is raised, and in the description box these words appear: My name is Isimpmandyass, king of superchats, look upon my earnings ye incel prude and despair. Dead air. Round the decay of that colossal wreck, viewless and bare, the channels lie with no pay pigs in sight.

 

[AnOminous]

I made a Nick-o-clock.

The fuck is this howl of agony? Serious Saturn Devouring His Son vibes here.

Yes this is totally a happy dude having "fun."

Things like that make Nick an even bigger disappointment to me, What a colossal fucking faggot to go from that, to this. That drunken disaster stream to the very next stream acting like nothing is wrong.

Say what you like about Ron and his horrible history, being a giant cuck, being a wife-beater, and everything else about him, by the time he was with Monica he did in fact consistently defend her.

He wasn't some absolute faggot like Nick who lets a tiny little midget like Ethan Ralph insult his wife and just lets that slide like a weak, sad cuck.

Ultimately, in the cuck contest, Nick won.

Through the magic of having zero losses on record and being able to conjure up a fun, high viewership stream any time he wants, he is magic and the sektur worships him. Hell, I’m being critical in this message, but I like him, too. He’s the only part of the sektur that never let me down. Well, Josh is pretty good, too. No shade.

I more or less like the dude too but the weird sycophantry and how these fags seem to need to go kiss his ring and beg for his seal of approval is pure cringe. Have some dignity, fags.

and if there's something going on behind the scenes that's driving him to drink this much, well, then he needs more help than i ever thought he would.

Remember, when he shows up to stream like this, this is what he considers good enough to appear like in public. Imagine how insanely drunk he is when he doesn't show.

 

[WelperHelper99]

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The fuck is this howl of agony? Serious Saturn Devouring His Young vibes here.

Yes this is totally a happy dude having "fun."

He looks like he's getting a golden shower.

Say what you like about Ron and his horrible history, being a giant cuck, being a wife-beater, and everything else about him, by the time he was with Monica he did in fact consistently defend her.

He wasn't some absolute faggot like Nick who lets a tiny little midget like Ethan Ralph insult his wife and just letting that slide like a weak, sad cuck.

It's a sad day when Ron Toye is able to have a better relationship than Nick. Not by much, but it happened. Bet Ron doesn't even know what a balldo is.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

There's an art piece that's relatively famous. I can't remember the name of it but Rekieta is doing the same dead stare as the guy in it.
I wish I could remember more but just dead bulging eyes, a thousand mile stare, and a thinned face is all I can remember from it.
Its not the military soldier one, I Tried googling around its a relatively old painting like 1800s I'd say?

 

[Post Reply]

Kurt, or one of his mods, will bounce people for anything they even perceive as negative. Check out the Lawtube thread for more info. There have been some clips posted of him. As was said in a couple previous posts Kurt is desperate for a wife and child. He has talked about his "requirements" for a woman and they're pretty laughable for a dude pushing 40 who doesn't seem to be particularly wealthy or attractive. She needs to be in prime child bearing years (sub 30), attractive, stable.

I enjoy a little of Kurt's content like his Supreme Court oral argument commentary. But his depwession-streaming and his love quest got old real fast. The man needs to develop some resilience.