Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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That's not the worst thing.

You could be listening to Lily's 'girl' voice.
Lily doesn't use the girl voice often, and you know it must embarrass her terribly because under any other circumstance, she would use it just spite people complaining about it.

It bothers her that much.
 
That's not the worst thing.

You could be listening to Lily's 'girl' voice.
Her "Girl" voice sounds like a chipmunk impression after she inhaled a shit ton of helium. I never understood why Lily never tried to present being trains. I'm a cis guy and Lily has a way deeper voice than mine, lmfao.
 
He says this but I bet you fucking money if you ask him anything about ancient greeks and greek mythology and he's gonna have no problem spreading tumblr/reddit tier historical revisionism about how everyone was so uwu gay because it agrees with his politics. Disney's hercules is the least offensive thing westerners have done to greek mythology.
 
youtube link to vagalinaSkov's video about lily orchard
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>lily's past and actions on tumblr are getting more and more well known

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'Bailing out' is just really weird wording to use when you're describing how everyone else is victim blaming. You typically say you bailed someone out when you're saving someone from a situation of their own making.
 
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Lily's new thing is working on her Digimon video. She found the incestuous undertones almost instantly

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Or Alternatively: understood it perfectly, because who says you CAN'T give your best friend fancy chocolate on Valentine's Day?
You know every Valentine's Day, a bunch of miserable people bitch and moan about how it's so romance-centric and "Happy Singles Awareness Day!" But like... there's no rule saying you CAN'T do Best Friend or Sibling stuff on Valentine's Day.
Lily could learn about the Japanese valentine custom of platonic chocolates in thirty seconds. Giri choco 義理チョコ
But no. We need to be in the incest content ghetto.

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Zero Tolerance policies in schools are often blamed on staff being lazy and not wanting to take the time to figure out what's actually going on regarding fights or bullying.
But the reality is even more mundane and more infuriating.

They exist because most people in their adulthood find issues children face in their lives to be trivial and not important, so they don't even consider it something that's worth investigating to begin with.

Asking a teacher (or even a parent) to investigate bullying is as alien a concept to most people as investigating your own shadow. We all remember experiencing bullying, but compared to the existential dread of living in late-stage capitalism, it all seems so quaint in comparison. A lot of people actually yearn for the days where their concerns were so small.

The idea that it has serious effects on the mental health of a child is laughed off, because it "doesn't matter" and "isn't a real problem."
I had depression as a child. What did my parents say?

"What do you have to be depressed about?"

The idea that what children go through in their day to day lives is actually important and effects them is laughed off because the adults in their lives technically have it worse. Which is a universal fallacy people struggle to deal with.

I catch people doing this in my friend group among themselves. A few friends complain about how their parents treat or have treated them, then they hear about how mine treated me and go "I feel bad for complaining about mine now-" No no! Your problems do not need to be the worst problems in the room to be worth being taken seriously!
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Three Random People vs Lily Orchard's Redemption Arc Video​


and vivziepop knows about our girl
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Lily has apparently privated her videos "Top 10 Best Musical Numbers in Friendship is Magic" (wayback link here) and "Top 10 Worst Musical Numbers in Friendship is Magic" (wayback link here). The former video was not saved on wayback, but the later was. Do any of you have access or links to any archive of the former video by any chance? I would greatly appreciate if you helped me find that video. Also, do any of you have any clue why she did private them? Thank you.
 
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Lily has apparently privated her videos "Top 10 Best Musical Numbers in Friendship is Magic" (wayback link here) and "Top 10 Worst Musical Numbers in Friendship is Magic" (wayback link here). The former video was not saved on wayback, but the later was. Do any of you have access or links to any archive of the former video by any chance? I would greatly appreciate if you helped me find that video. Also, do any of you have any clue why she did private them? Thank you.
Can’t find anything on a local copy in the thread. But if you ask @Devil-Man nicely he may have a backup.

The why is easy enough to explain: Housekeeping.

Lily was rattled by the hbomberguy plagiarism video and so deleted her backlog. Most if not 100% of the content in those videos were pulled whole-cloth from other creators and TV Tropes without credit. She was told at the time that this was unethical but didn’t care. She made a video laughing at an artist who dared to ask for credit. With hbomb’s video this has changed, now she cites everything. She fears a man with power holding her accountable. It wasn't that she was doing something wrong, it was that no one with power told her off for it.

Lily, you have to understand, is mentally a teenager. This isn’t an insult, it’s a fact.
Her talking around people's counterpoints (Admittedly from a fan who is a rather weird case) is a good microcosm of how her mind works.
Lily:
My hard stance against subtitles only applies to anime. It doesn't apply to films, video games, animated films from other regions, etc.
The reason I have that opinion is because it's a soft form of quality control. Most of the really gross, assembly line written, weeb-centric anime never gets dubbed in English (because the overseas audience for it already thinks dubs are inherently terrible) and if one does you notice it's terrible a lot more quickly if it's in a language you can understand.
If the dub was bad, the show was probably bad in it's original language as well.

chloelefay:

idk to me this kind of feels like a refusal to engage with anime on its own terms? like yea undubbed shows are less well-documented in english-speaking circles but there's a lot of hidden gems out there and you're effectively limiting yourself to a surface-level, filtered version of the culture. and I don't think you saying you only treat anime this way actually does you any favours. that is actually singling out a specific culture and acting with prejudice towards it.
like, I do get it, most of everything is trash, I don't understand seasonal anime watchers who just watch airing originals without any idea of what they're about but hey I guess someone's gotta do it, everything I watch is stuff that I already know at least a bit about and have a reasonable expectation that I will enjoy it. I'm not the kind of person who scrolls netflix looking through thumbnails for something to watch.

I just don't know that you should let dubbing companies do the filtering for you. there's better resources out there these days for that.
when I asked you about this before you said you just have difficulty reading subtitles, which is completely fair. it's unfortunate because dubbing is exponentially more expensive and resource intensive than subtitles and so the amount of art you have reasonable access to is hugely limited but it's a limitation a lot of people have, I wouldn't try to argue with that.
personally I almost always watch media in its original language, with subtitles if needed, but I can do that because I'm good at reading and processing information like that quickly, and I speak multiple languages so I don't even always need subs.
now I wanna be clear that in all honesty, I do not give a shit if you watch subs or dubs, do whatever works best for you, but I do want to briefly make the case for why I prefer to watch things subbed more generally.

I live in germany, where the local film industry is honestly a fucking dumpsterfire but we have a huge an active voice acting industry, so we get a lot of American movies dubbed into german. and they have gotten markedly worse with time. so as a kid I very quickly learned that it is just a better experience all around to watch those movies in the original english. in my experience, the same is true for anime dubs. most of them that I have heard are just not as good as the original vo in japanese, or as good as dubs used to be. in both cases, the acting is weirdly flat, the sound mixing removes a lot of texture, and the translation is stunted by trying to fit the movement of the lips as well as just often having this uncanny quality where they can't decide if they want to be a proper localisation or include a bunch of words from the source language to be a more faithful translation. from what I've seen the spy x family dub avoids these issues, and I have been told that the english dubs of kill la kill and steins;gate are actually better than the original vo, so it's definitely not universal, and well, the fact I think dubs have gotten worse over time clearly means that I think dubs used to be much better, which I do. a lot of old dubs are surprisingly good, I just wish that level of quality was still present today.
conversely, it's much easier in dubs to erase culture, change meaning, and do censorship. one really big moment of realisation for me as a kid was when I found out that in... I think it was Planes, in the german dub, they just straight-up changed the nationality of one of the characters to german. I also recently saw a video on how the french dub on frozen completely changes the nature of the story. in a very real way dubs are different works from their original language counterparts, and there's valuable artistry in that that shouldn't be discounted, but in a very real way watching a movie dubbed gives you a version of it that is filtered through another culture and another creative vision than that of the original work, much moreso than with subs, and to me, I want the most authentic version of anything I can get.

also, it's just good to hear and get used to the sound of different languages, even if you have no aspirations of speaking them. recently, there's been some american media that included spoken dialogue in native american languages, and it really was kind of a strange experience for me because I had just never heard those languages or languages like them before and my brain kind of took a while to understand, like, this isn't just gibberish with subtitles under it, this is a language that people actually speak that, with enough time, I would be able to understand. that can be a real moment of revelation.
but I'm also a person who thinks that if you at any point aren't in the process of learning a new language you've kinda failed yourself and the world and the ideal way to watch anything is raw, in the original language without the need for subtitles and the fact that a lot of anglos only know one language for their entire life baffles and disturbs me so you know all of this is just my 2ct.
weebs who watch subs all day every day and yet somehow don't know what ですね actually means are a fucking embarrassment.

Lily:
idk to me this kind of feels like a refusal to engage with anime on its own terms?
I used to engage with it on it's own terms. I don't anymore. And there's a reason for that.
you're effectively limiting yourself to a surface-level, filtered version of the culture
That is what anime is.
I don't think you saying you only treat anime this way actually does you any favours. that is actually singling out a specific culture and acting with prejudice towards it.
Actually it's not. It's singling out a specific industry. I do not hold this same rule to Japanese films, or video games.
One of my favourite games is Tales of Phantasia, which has never been properly localized outside of the GBA version (incidentally how I discovered it existed). The PS1 version comes with little voiced skits which fan translations obviously can't dub, so they just translate the dialogue text. I adore them, they're cute.
The PSP version, the best version of the game, has no fan translation at all. The entire UI is illegible for me. I still play it because it's just a fun game and I've played the PS1 version so many times I know the UI like the back of my hand.
I also have a fondness for Takashi Miike movies after being introduced to them by Moviebob, and most of his films have no dubbing.
This is a common logical fallacy anime fans make (though this is the first time I've seen someone make it in good faith and not just butthurt outrage) assuming that the anime industry represents Japan as a whole, and therefore disliking it means you have some kind of racist hatred of Japanese people and their culture.
That notion is absurd and boils an entire nation down to its animation industry, and doing that to any other nation or culture would be called out as the exotifying garbage it really is, and yet weebs put their entire pussy into it without a shred of irony.
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but I'm also a person who thinks that if you at any point aren't in the process of learning a new language you've kinda failed yourself and the world
I do know a second language. French.
I am also learning ASL.
If I decide to learn a fourth, it will probably be Russian because one of my friends speaks Russian and she has books she's written that I want to read.
I'm all for Lily learning Russian to read Inna Nabieva's (Инна Набиева) books. Books that are not googleable it seems. It will be funny.

Speaking of teenagers. She deleted this post.
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Lily has apparently privated her videos "Top 10 Best Musical Numbers in Friendship is Magic" (wayback link here) and "Top 10 Worst Musical Numbers in Friendship is Magic" (wayback link here). The former video was not saved on wayback, but the later was. Do any of you have access or links to any archive of the former video by any chance? I would greatly appreciate if you helped me find that video. Also, do any of you have any clue why she did private them? Thank you.
This is not it, am I right? I don't exactly remember if she uploaded two versions of the same video.
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It's on either of these archives.


Currently streaming working on the digimon video. Will recap the vod later. Interested in what she has to say about the Mikaila situation.
Another shorter one.
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The latest scribble from Mikail. I'd say the expression's good but we all know it's copied from Hazbin. Luckily no one cares what Mikail apes from.

It depresses me that the only thing that could make Lily interested in this webcomic again was implying the entire thing was incest. Now it's just Mikay poking at it with a stick for notes because Lily doesn't want to write it anymore.

Anyway...
Stream Recap February 21st 2024
it’s a Digimon stream with Lolo and Mikay. Gather round, valentines.


So Lily is making a Digimon video for Mikaila in the style of the big pokemon video, that is stopping every 3 seconds to riff, so it’s going to be a lot of work with even less payoff.

The next few streams are just going to be watching dubbed Digmon episodes and stopping to clak the script out. Mixed feelings.

A brief exchange where everyone present compliments each other about how hot they are.

I cannot properly describe the second hand embarrassment this clip gives me. Discord has ruined these people they need real friends.

I know they cleaned up the apartment, kind of, but it is so strange knowing where Mikay is while watching these, doing the bonnie voice, flirting, all from that fucking crack den apartment. Picture those Bonnie voice videos in that everyone, yeek.

Another patented supportive laugh™ for the books.

I am including the entire joke uncut just to drive home how forced this laugh is.

Despite only being gone a few hours Mikay misses Lily already. (Pic unrelated I swear)

The audio at the end is Lily resuming the digimon episode and ignoring what mikay just said.

Tuna already brought this up but I saw it live. About an hour in Lily brings up interview quotes where the director of one of the best episodes jokingly implies there’s incest subtext in it. Why does she have these?

YOU’RE MAKING MY JOB TOO EASY. WHY IS IT ALWAYS INCEST.

Lolo and Mikay react in horror despite everything Lily's ever written.

I hope you enjoy the digimon incest clip on her tumblr because they play it about 500 times in the span of 20 minutes, and it never gets less funny to them, and she combines this clip with the other two times she has made this joke. FUNNIES ABOUND.

They switch over to grounded, Mikay says when (if) they move in together they’re going to sing together every day. Their poor neighbors.

More Lily flirting with Lolo, terribly.

Was that supposed to be smooth?

1 hour 34 minutes in “don’t gangbang my wife I’m supposed to do that”

They play grounded for 10 minutes and then they fuck off.

It is amazing to hear the juxtaposition between how big Lily talks on her blog and how often her foot is planted squarely in her mouth during streams. If I said even one of these things to my friends or to a girl at a bar I would have to move zipcodes. I feel like she has the opposite problem Courtney does, Lily's online presence is tightly curated while Courtney will speak completely unfiltered in her posts, I feel like Courtney might be the more well spoken one in person (when she isn't blazed mind you).

Join me next time as view counts drop and even more friends leave out the bathroom window of Lily's sphere.
 
You don't need me to say it, but it sounds like hardcore projection coming from the person who downloaded a Baldur's Gate mod that lets you romance your sister.

Like, c'mon, this has to be an exhibitionism kink, too at this point because you're making this too obvious, Lily.
 
This is not it, am I right? I don't exactly remember if she uploaded two versions of the same video.
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It's on either of these archives.
Wrong video. That was the first list Lily made on the best MLP songs, I'm looking for an archive of her 2nd list (and it is not on pony archive, I checked.) Here was the wayback page for it.
 
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