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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

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  • August-September 2024

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  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 198 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 794 56.9%

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Odds on that it's a troll of some variety, but I wouldn't completely rule out Jr tbh. One of his retard friends probably knows how to do a whois lookup, and another probably proofread (and still got wrong what with the 2 dates) the threat. I'm probably just coping hard out of desperation that this arc can get funnier, rather than fizzle out awkwardly and annoyingly for everyone when some retard troll takes credit.
 
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I'm calling this an a-log gayop.
 
My money is it's August himself, trying to drum up more views so he doesn't have to get a real job and can sit talking shit about things he doesn't know. Too much seems to line up and I seriously doubt any of Jacks crew could pull this off.
To quote the late great Norm McDonald, everyone involved in this story should die.
 
I am wondering if anyone knows why Jack got sole custody of Garrett? Even when he wasn't stroked out he seemed like a 3rd rate parent so I'm guessing Garrett's mom must have had some shit going on.

Jack mentioned in his blog a long time ago that she had anger and physical abuse issues, like throwing ashtrays at him and pushing him through a shower door. Granted, Jack almost certainly deserved it, but that shit doesn't play in family court.
 
My money is it's August himself, trying to drum up more views so he doesn't have to get a real job and can sit talking shit about things he doesn't know. Too much seems to line up and I seriously doubt any of Jacks crew could pull this off.
To quote the late great Norm McDonald, everyone involved in this story should die.
I don't think that's August's style given that he was so late on doing the video in the first place
 
I could see Junior ranting about race mixing. However, that email, while crude, is too well written and formatted to be him. I picture his writing skill to be just above Senior's. Jack himself would also rather copyright strike on YouTube if a video makes him angy.

Doubt August is masterminding a grand scheme for attention. He fell for a troll. Instead of reflecting for a couple minutes, he filmed and posted his initial reaction to his million plus subscribers. Will be interesting to see how much egg lands on his face when the real fallout begins.
 
I could see Junior ranting about race mixing. However, that email, while crude, is too well written and formatted to be him. I picture his writing skill to be just above Senior's. Jack himself would also rather copyright strike on YouTube if a video makes him angy.

Doubt August is masterminding a grand scheme for attention. He fell for a troll. Instead of reflecting for a couple minutes, he filmed and posted his initial reaction to his million plus subscribers. Will be interesting to see how much egg lands on his face when the real fallout begins.
No, it's a shit email with horrible formatting, that looks good on the surface. It's riddled with unusual choices of punctuation, and gives the feel that a person is trying very hard to be someone else (impersonation).
Gayop. Fake and gay. Some retard ran the Duck's name through those mass doxing sites and decided this will drum up some drama, he's taking a break from lolicon jerkathons on Discord to do this dumb shit.
 
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I could see Junior ranting about race mixing. However, that email, while crude, is too well written and formatted to be him. I picture his writing skill to be just above Senior's. Jack himself would also rather copyright strike on YouTube if a video makes him angy.
I think it's very unlikely Junior has any skills whatsoever that are superior to Scalfani the Elder.

Remember this is the idiot that managed to get fired from a nepotistic HVAC job and now swabs the shitters on the night shift at 7-11. He sucked so bad his own relative had to fire him.
 
I think it's very unlikely Junior has any skills whatsoever that are superior to Scalfani the Elder.

Remember this is the idiot that managed to get fired from a nepotistic HVAC job and now swabs the shitters on the night shift at 7-11. He sucked so bad his own relative had to fire him.
Imagine squandering an HVAC job. That field earns a lot of money and for a good reason. Now he's a janny and for that, he deserves to be mocked.
 
I've lived in the southern "Bible Belt" my entire life and I have never heard of this before for whatever it's worth.
It's probably something they heard of or they're just trying to show everybody how Christian they are.

Honestly it comes dangerously close to idolatry if you ask me.

That's totally gay and unrealistic.

I'm not saying that Fatty's audience isn't made up of mouth breathing morons but the whole "race mixing" thing is just weird and sounds more like a caricature of some far-right asshole than one of Jack's actual fans.
 
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