Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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CowPox said:
Is Karl Hamburger from watp trying to involve himself in the boglimverse?
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Karl from WATP should commit suicide and he probably will after stuttering john dies from alcoholism. He has no business commenting on Josh. He's utterly witless. He's a less successful Opie Hughes
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
That's my theory. It would never occur to Cobes to start popping pills but for NAL it's practically a requirement. No doubt the Bog was already drunk and whining about going outside so she said the pills would fix the anxiety or something and shoved some in his mouth.

Vile vile hag.
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the pill theory might also explain why jessica seems more sane as well. it could be that because they are her pills they just make her less prone to manic episodes and just even her out in general. she could have given some to cobes to calm him down like you said and this was the result.

i hope thats not the case and cobes was just drinking a fuck ton in order to put up with her but he does not seem drunk in that video he was high on something for sure be it pills or weed.
 
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I'm gonna say no pills, just extremely drunk and sleep-deprived. Nothing about his behavior in that clip is that out-of-the-ordinary for current day Cobes when he gets drunk enough. The simplest explanation is simply Jessica was keeping him liquored up and keeping him from sleeping, which is still fucked up to be sure. She was basically doing some light bog-washing on the boy's little brain.
 
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I think he is just really high from weed. Be it an edible or he smoked it. I don’t use cause reasons, but they have some super high concentrated things these days and it will absolutely put someone on their ass like this. It tracks cause they are having some sugary drink thing. NAL actually has shut the fuck up for 5 seconds so she must be sedated as well.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
That's how he acts when he takes Delta 8/9 while drunk.
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Could be that they did a little shopping prior to getting soda
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Mushroom King said:
That's xanax. He probably forgot he made this video until today. Slurred speech, slow physical appearance, lack of awareness and thinking everything is "normal" without realizing people know before you open your mouth you're a xombie.
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Sounds like someone who polished off a bottle
of tequila after drinking and huffing solvents for 12 years on camera but yeah let’s go with the solution that has no evidence to support it every time.
 
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A "new" grifting whore has entered the arena. This girl is alluding to the fact that she is long time Cobra mod Fangirl Kate. Impossible to say if it's really Kate because we know little to nothing about Kate but this is sure to send Jessica into a tail spin if the goal is actually reached. I wonder if Josh will stay loyal to Jessica through this. This girl is a Casper 10 and definitely an upgrade over Jessica so it's gonna be interesting to see how Josh reacts to this.
 
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Hennimore said:
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A "new" grifting whore has entered the arena. This girl is alluding to the fact that she is long time Cobra mod Fangirl Kate. Impossible to say if it's really Kate because we know little to nothing about Kate but this is sure to send Jessica into a tail spin if the goal is actually reached. I wonder if Josh will stay loyal to Jessica through this. This girl is a Casper 10 and definitely an upgrade over Jessica so it's gonna be interesting to see how Josh reacts to this.
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I feared this after cobra became a mainstream lolcow. I swear for the next few years, there’re going to be random whores wanting to fly to Josh to get some quick fame and money. God, this is going to be insufferable
 
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