Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Booby Jones]

Do you guys really think Cobra could successfully gobble Benzos or Opiates without dying? Look at how he does literally everything else involving consuming and you'll see just how overboard he goes. He's just a seepy lil goofball who drinks and smokes a lot, toobz

 

[Slim Boglim]

That's xanax. He probably forgot he made this video until today. Slurred speech, slow physical appearance, lack of awareness and thinking everything is "normal" without realizing people know before you open your mouth you're a xombie. Shame on NAL for bringing benzos into Cobes' life.

He couldn’t upload it because he was banned from posting videos all week

Do you guys really think Cobra could successfully gobble Benzos or Opiates without dying? Look at how he does literally everything else involving consuming and you'll see just how overboard he goes. He's just a seepy lil goofball who drinks and smokes a lot, toobz

Main reason why I don’t believe Cobes uses pills, besides there being no evidence other than “he seems fucked up on a substance. Must be pills!” From people who jump to conclusions, is that if he did he wouldn’t be able to hide it. He’d easily let it slip accidentally or just openly talk about it or allude to it like how he’d always talk about weed even when he was adamant he “only smoked in Colorado” it was clear he was stoned. This is a dude that doesn’t feel shame about huffing duster or give a shit that his dad knows, do people think he’d shy away from pills? Especially when it’s make him look like a goth badass? He’d be sitting there wacked out in a 40 minute thought loop “here’s the thing… YouTube… pills are. Pills are for… pills are medicine. I don’t use pills but if I did use pills then pills are medicine so using pills are okay because it’s medicine gnomesayin? I don’t use pills but if I did use pills YouTube… then pills are medicine kinda thing…”

He said he used muscle relaxes once provided by Alex Anderson who is now dead (rip) and drunkenly alluded to painkillers when he was having one of his drunken karaoke streams where he really feels himself and acts like a “demon” shouting nonsense and throwing up devil horns and it never came up again so until there’s more evidence I’m gonna chalk that up to a misguided attempt at appearing like a badass rock star like when he alludes to doing coke.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

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A "new" grifting whore has entered the arena. This girl is alluding to the fact that she is long time Cobra mod Fangirl Kate. Impossible to say if it's really Kate because we know little to nothing about Kate but this is sure to send Jessica into a tail spin if the goal is actually reached. I wonder if Josh will stay loyal to Jessica through this. This girl is a Casper 10 and definitely an upgrade over Jessica so it's gonna be interesting to see how Josh reacts to this.

No way this is Fangirl Kate, she comes across much more wholesome, and her writing style is nothing like the description. My internet-fu ain't so flash these days but hopefully some smart fella can fancy reverse search the lady in the photo and determine it's a big fake. Someone uploaded some NAL porn in a donation comment so I doubt it'll be around for long.

Saying that, this is nuclear level trolling for Jessica, she ain't gonna be happy. It's 3:30am in Virginia Beach and she's still up streaming.

I feared this after cobra became a mainstream lolcow.

Probably too late to put the lizard back in the mead jug now. Larson in jail + NAL all happened at the same time, bad timing.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Something Cobra adjacent. One of his loyal mods (hasslenuts) posts lives sometimes, and this recent one has an unexpected gem talking with a guy on the street (they appear to be drinking together next to some random public fireplace, looks cosy).

Hasslenuts is informed that his friend 'has bars' and said friend embarks on some freestyle, cheered along by Hasslenuts... until...

I don't know if this is good or bad kiwi etiquette but it's so genuinely funny I had to share (2m watch).

https://www.youtube.com/live/u2ICmQNTdfs?si=Z0mctCqs2k80buO2&t=6266

"8 out of 10 bars".

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He’d easily let it slip accidentally or just openly talk about it or allude to it

I agree. Jorps can't help but overshare.

Although he does have a habit of looping (did you know that KFC cancelled the double down?), he doesn't appear to have literal memory holes like Ralph.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I agree. Jorps can't help but overshare.

Although he does have a habit of looping (did you know that KFC cancelled the double down?), he doesn't appear to have literal memory holes like Ralph.

How Jorp hasn't figured out you can food hack a double down by ordering two Zingers, discarding the buns and mooshing it together is diabolical.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

It would be great if we get a ‘door dashed whores’ saga. Cobes just having random whores fly to him, drain the venom from him, and then scuttle back to their sewers.

Our boy would just be smirking 24/7.

 

[You're MDNWU]

Our boy would just be smirking 24/7.

And Reddit seething with jealousy 24/7.

Maybe after the third or fourth one, he'll learn to not bring up his dad while flirting.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

The soda shop video is interesting because if ya'll recall in one of the documentaries he went to the same place and kept talking about how it used to be a cigar store when the owner corrects him saying it was an authentic soda jerk place way before. He slurs out "It still retains the charm and the history even after it used to be a cigar shop" so he's obviously forgotten that little history lesson.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

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A "new" grifting whore has entered the arena. This girl is alluding to the fact that she is long time Cobra mod Fangirl Kate. Impossible to say if it's really Kate because we know little to nothing about Kate but this is sure to send Jessica into a tail spin if the goal is actually reached. I wonder if Josh will stay loyal to Jessica through this. This girl is a Casper 10 and definitely an upgrade over Jessica so it's gonna be interesting to see how Josh reacts to this.

This for all it's worth would be an unpredictable development in the story, random girls saying they are "long-time fans" and getting random Reddit pay pigs to finance their journey to get pregnant and financially exploit an autistic goth in his 30s - I would honestly say I never would've expected this.

 

[hector85]

This for all it's worth would be an unpredictable development in the story, random girls saying they are "long-time fans" and getting random Reddit pay pigs to finance their journey to get pregnant and financially exploit an autistic goth in his 30s - I would honestly say I never would've expected this.

i just hope this one isn't an insufferable troglodyte like jessica. tbh, I'd probably consider it a W if she doesn't try to control his streams and doesn't feel him up when hes passed out on camera.

 

[Hennimore]

No way this is Fangirl Kate, she comes across much more wholesome, and her writing style is nothing like the description. My internet-fu ain't so flash these days but hopefully some smart fella can fancy reverse search the lady in the photo and determine it's a big fake. Someone uploaded some NAL porn in a donation comment so I doubt it'll be around for long.

There is an instagram account that was found of the same girl but it was created only a week ago. My trole senses are tingling but who knows if it's just someone trolling or an actual girl trying to grift after Jessica successfully wormed her way into Jord's inner circle.

 

[Twinkie]

Obvious trole is obvious

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

I think he is just really high from weed. Be it an edible or he smoked it. I don’t use cause reasons, but they have some super high concentrated things these days and it will absolutely put someone on their ass like this. It tracks cause they are having some sugary drink thing. NAL actually has shut the fuck up for 5 seconds so she must be sedated as well.

Weed doesn't make you do the one eye focus thing.

 

[Marci96]

There is an instagram account that was found of the same girl but it was created only a week ago. My trole senses are tingling but who knows if it's just someone trolling or an actual girl trying to grift after Jessica successfully wormed her way into Jord's inner circle.

Impossible to believe a girl in his 20's with a week old instagram account. Must be a trole

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

He could also have like fallen and hit his head who knows

 

[Rotogravure]

There is an instagram account that was found of the same girl but it was created only a week ago. My trole senses are tingling but who knows if it's just someone trolling or an actual girl trying to grift after Jessica successfully wormed her way into Jord's inner circle.

What this person said was they created a new YT channel and new IG channel so as to not get their "long time" account entangled.

She also said she was a long term sex worker (sounded like maybe in the past but who knows)
When asked if she was afraid of the herp, stated she was not because "condoms exist" -- so I'm concerned how she thinks mouth herp works.
Apparently attended RainFurrest Con 2015
Hates NAL for a reason she did not disclose.
Stated that if we "found her porn" she "would not give a fuck".
Doesn't even know if Cobes wants her there (I mean, let's be fair he probably won't care).

Edit:
I am also able to confirm that the Lansing, IL location is likely legitimate or a VPN was used.
The name Jane Emmerit, unsurprisingly is a dead end.

Take that as you will.

 

[lottalove]

Another contender has entered the chat: Nanobot Andy (methed out schizo from IP2 with giant boobs) taped up one of these stuffed cobras in her stream 3 days ago. The comments are enthused about her saving Josh from the Virginia gollum.
Although hard to understand, she allegedly said she wants to go, also in the comments she ponders about the price of a ticket. And she will be kicked out by the end of the month, so there's that.

 

[You're MDNWU]

Another contender has entered the chat: Nanobot Andy

How does Cobes keeps finding himself pulling IP2 girls and bottom tier cam girls

 

[Ponzo]