Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[6MillionCoofs]

i realised what would probably be the worst outcome. Drinking so much that his brain gets shot so bad his memory start going.

His family will be alive and fine. He’ll just have no clue who they are anymore and when on those rare occasions he does the knowledge of what’s happening to him will kill him.

The one small part of him aware will be trapped inside of himself screaming unable to get out.

 

[not william stenchever]

I don't know, you could argue that he's a refined version of Ralph, in that he has a house instead of crack shack, a wife and kids instead baby mamas and bastards, and world class liquor instead of Maker's Mark.

Consider also: Ralph hollerin' "I hope you die, Metocare" etc. is mostly bluster imitating his beloved wrestling from his childhood to compensate for the pain of his e-daddy abandoning him. It lacks the real venom of Rackets waxing on for half an hour about how "John" would be better off dead than having confided in him

 

[trash cat]

Nick Rekieta + Daniel Larson = "Dick Licketa" lolz

What are the chances he’s having a mental breakdown due to stress? It happens to streamers all the time. And Nick’s put up with more than most

There are alcoholics all across the US that no one cares about because they have burned their last bridge.

They won't get 1% of the second chances that Nick has gotten.

Nick is a fucking faggot, and he can't put the gun in his mouth soon enough.

Nick hit the lottery and has everything that people dream of in life... Wealthy parents. A law degree. Health. A loving wife. Numerous healthy children. A successful career. Fame. The ability to homeschool. Setting your own hours. Wife that doesn't have to work. A nice rural house. A fucking maid to do the $3000/month shopping on "snacks"

And yet Nick is throwing it all away because he is a coddled selfish narcissist that resents his wife and children and so is trying to hurt them by proxy.

Fuck Nick Rekieta.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Consider also: Ralph hollerin' "I hope you die, Metocare" etc. is mostly bluster imitating his beloved wrestling from his childhood to compensate for the pain of his e-daddy abandoning him. It lacks the real venom of Rackets waxing on for half an hour about how "John" would be better off dead than having confided in him

Well Ralph is just a midget retard. Even if he showed up to cause trouble, you just kick his ass. Which Ralph knows. So his words mean nothing.

Nick feels hateful. Like he means it. He feels like and will apparently betray you if you tell him something private out of malice. That's the difference.

 

[DumbDude43]

 

[clownpiss]

When aids man was babbling about John, he mentioned john was from Korea despite later saying John was from New Mexico or Arizona. Was his booze brain channeling that other law tuber (legal mindset?) that goes to korea all the time?

You can be of the korean race living in SW america, but you can't be korean and white which he said he was when he implied hospitals love to save black people and immigrants but wouldn't save white john. Then again trying to figure out the truth in his rotted out brain is futile.

I feel bad for his children.

 

[mindlessobserver]

It's very funny, cause null and jimothy get good money even before the stream begins, and paypigs are very pleasant and sweet to them. But all Rekieta gets is a fiver from a guy who wants him to die

People pay Josh and Jim because they provide quality content and not the rantings of a belligerent drunk. If rekieta was not sloshed all the time maybe he would realize it.

 

[WelperHelper99]

People pay Josh and Jim because they provide quality content and not the rantings of a belligerent drunk. If rekieta was not sloshed all the time maybe he would realize it.

Josh and Jim offer unique opinions even if you don't agree all the time. They're also funny. Especially when Josh is about to strangle his computer. That's content. Nick getting drunk? I can go to a bar for that.

 

[You're MDNWU]

People pay Josh and Jim because they provide quality content and not the rantings of a belligerent drunk. If rekieta was not sloshed all the time maybe he would realize it.

How he hasn't figured out that while providing information on a topic while occasionally making the audience laugh, he would get paid. It's a simple concept that works for everyone else, to include him in the beginning.

The moment he became the topic and provided too much information, the laughing was directed towards him. He really is slowly morphing in to a suburban version of a coomsick Ralph, but refuses to acknowledge it.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Josh and Jim offer unique opinions even if you don't agree all the time. They're also funny. Especially when Josh is about to strangle his computer. That's content. Nick getting drunk? I can go to a bar for that.

Null is also consistent. He always streams on the same times/days. If he can’t you will know well in advance. That consistency allowed him to build a very sizeable audience, despite being banned from YouTube multiple times and using alt-streaming sites.

Jim is obviously a different story, but when he schedules a stream here and there, he will turn up.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

People pay Josh and Jim because they provide quality content and not the rantings of a belligerent drunk. If rekieta was not sloshed all the time maybe he would realize it.

exactly. I'm cutting null off if he ever starts drinking or popping xannies on stream. I need my content sober.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Null is also consistent. He always streams on the same times/days. If he can’t you will know well in advance. That consistency allowed him to build a very sizeable audience, despite being banned from YouTube multiple times and using alt-streaming sites.

Jim is obviously a different story, but when he schedules a stream here and there, he will turn up.

With Josh it helps he isn't in a constant hangover. It's a lot easier to keep a schedule if you don't want to rip your brain out. Jim just has cancer, so I get why he doesn't do it much anymore, but at least when he does, he doesn't do rain checks, he goes in, gets it done, and no matter what, you WILL laugh.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Meanwhile Balldoman Is like "I just don't eat lol, I drink my calories, but doctor says I'm healthy". If liver failure doesn't kill him first, a lack of nutrients will.

Scurvy or Rickets arc when?

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

While the changes suggested for Nick in this thread are well-meaning, they’re still misguided. The only thing Nick needs to change is his streaming layout.

>You had your shot, and didn't take it.
Well, give credit where it's due. This man is extremely familiar with taking shots.

 

[Abbadon's Gate]

Scurvy or Rickets arc when?

Rickety Rackets has a pretty good ring to it.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Josh and Jim offer unique opinions even if you don't agree all the time. They're also funny. Especially when Josh is about to strangle his computer. That's content. Nick getting drunk? I can go to a bar for that

I mean, “unique” is a high bar, but I agree generally

 

[WelperHelper99]

I mean, “unique” is a high bar, but I agree generally

I mean where else am I supposed to get takes on cheese and streamers not censoring the words pedophile or kill yourself.

 

[Truly Rural]

I swear the fact that Kiwis collected 150+k bucks for Josh to use in legal proceedings is the biggest, thickest, sharpest thorn in Rekieta's rotting liver. He always thought of himself as a dude with financial know-how in crowdfunding because of the Vic lawsuit. He thought of himself as a dude Josh would be forced to crawl to asking him for help financing some thing or other and he thought of it as leverage. But it turned out his "expertise" was not only not needed, but it would be to Josh's detriment. I am convinced he seethes over legal fund more than anything else, because he thought he had something to offer and now he is like an emperor with no clothes.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

A new Balldoguard has taken up the mantle of defending the Rage Twig in the Rumble chat tonight and his name is Ethan Oliver Ralph (from Tea Clips on Twitter)

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Ralph denies being drunk and pulls out his breathalyzer:

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Ah he wants a drinking buddy.

You know I never thought I’d find someone pissing their life away to be entertaining, but watching Rackets alcoholism get worse and to see him deteriorate is fascinating. His life is falling apart and as time goes he is increasingly falling into a false pretentious bubble. It’s like watching a retard trying to beat the train. You know it can’t end well.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I swear the fact that Kiwis collected 150+k bucks for Josh to use in legal proceedings is the biggest, thickest, sharpest thorn in Rekieta's rotting liver. He always thought of himself as a dude with financial know-how in crowdfunding because of the Vic lawsuit. He thought of himself as a dude Josh would be forced to crawl to asking him for help financing some thing or other and he thought of it as leverage. But it turned out his "expertise" was not only not needed, but it would be to Josh's detriment. I am convinced he seethes over legal fund more than anything else, because he thought he had something to offer and now he is like an emperor with no clothes.

No, incel prude, it's not. Josh Moon would have raised a million dollars if he just wore the balldo. Now his only chance to make a million dollars is his suicide. Enjoy poverty, Scandinavian.