Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 19.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 89 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 121 36.7%

  • Total voters
    330
a bunch of monkey wrenches get thrown into the schedule every day and it's not what you think it is."
The only monkey involved is the one on his back and everyone knows it.

Remember, this jobless faggot claims on a nearly daily basis that for magical reasons, he can somehow not walk into another room in his own house and turn on a computer and be a faggot in front of it for a couple hours.
 
Yeah but are you even close to being this healthy?

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Nick himself told us he’s in the best shape of is life, even more so than in high school or college when he was active in cheerleading.
I forgot he did cheerleading. Somehow I think he would have been healthier then because he was at least working out and moving. Seriously, Rekieta needs to do a walking stream. He's a fucking pool noodle.
 
The bar is officially on the floor:

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The above screen grab is unedited FYI. This is what a good night for Nick Rekieta looks like these days, according to his own fans.
 
I forgot he did cheerleading. Somehow I think he would have been healthier then because he was at least working out and moving. Seriously, Rekieta needs to do a walking stream. He's a fucking pool noodle.
That’s the most faggoty part of him saying he’s dieting.

THEN LIFT. If you’re fat you can put on muscle easily. If you start out thin, well, I used to go to school with a kid that ate six hard boiled eggs on top of his lunch entree every day and I never saw him get over 140
 
@1:21 Also he lets its slip that he did ask Null to do something, for a split second.
"I'm frustrated with some of the stuff Null has said, that I asked him to do..."
This is actually consistent with his usual seethecope, where he angrily seethes for hours about Null not doing something that he totally didn't ask him to do, because Null is a giant autist who can't pick up on social cues. So basically he's a passive-aggressive pussy who expects you to read his mind and wants you to do things he would never ask you to do, so he can pretend he never asked you to do anything.

He is just an absolute faggot.
This fucking argument of "Jim would be on my side" is the most immensely gay thing I've seen these cows do, as if Jim is this holy arbiter of all that is good and pure on the Internet. I've seen Ralph do it in the Null call, Rekieta did it a few months back, and I'm sure there's others who've done it too. Call it Argumentum ad Hatman or something.
Even with his weird canceraids and incessantly dying, he is about the only sektur personality who never completely beclowned himself.
 
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That’s the most faggoty part of him saying he’s dieting.

THEN LIFT. If you’re fat you can put on muscle easily. If you start out thin, well, I used to go to school with a kid that ate six hard boiled eggs on top of his lunch entree every day and I never saw him get over 140
Thing is muscle doesn't add much in terms of weight. You can be strong and skinny. They have the lightweight category for a reason. And food like eggs, you can eat a fuck ton of them, get full, and the calories will still be lower than say, half a loaf of bread.
 
THEN LIFT. If you’re fat you can put on muscle easily. If you start out thin, well, I used to go to school with a kid that ate six hard boiled eggs on top of his lunch entree every day and I never saw him get over 140
He doesn't want muscle though. He wants to drink. He wants to get really drunk. All the time. And be an etiolated little twinky fag boy so he can take it up the ass from the bulls.
 
Thing is muscle doesn't add much in terms of weight. You can be strong and skinny. They have the lightweight category for a reason. And food like eggs, you can eat a fuck ton of them, get full, and the calories will still be lower than say, half a loaf of bread.
If you DO put on muscle, well, Michael Phelps in his big Olympic year was eating 6,000-8,000 calories a day. He didn’t even look super buff, but muscle maintenance and training took that much.

Living outdoors in winter takes a similar amount to keep yourself warm.

I think Nick is trying to bang some vegan druggie bitch and so he’s trying to get on her level
 
The bar is officially on the floor: The above screen grab is unedited FYI. This is what a good night for Nick Rekieta looks like these days, according to his own fans.
Jesus, he's really dying isn't he. Come on Rackets, I know you have the money. Go to the ER and get admitted. I bet after your lab work and liver functionality comes back they won't say no.
 
That’s the most faggoty part of him saying he’s dieting.

THEN LIFT. If you’re fat you can put on muscle easily. If you start out thin, well, I used to go to school with a kid that ate six hard boiled eggs on top of his lunch entree every day and I never saw him get over 140
you're not gonna put on any muscle on the balldo diet though. his macro intake is something like 10% carbs, 5% fat, 5% protein, 80% alcohol.

If you DO put on muscle, well, Michael Phelps in his big Olympic year was eating 6,000-8,000 calories a day. He didn’t even look super buff, but muscle maintenance and training took that much.

Living outdoors in winter takes a similar amount to keep yourself warm.

I think Nick is trying to bang some vegan druggie bitch and so he’s trying to get on her level
phelps did olympic swimming that shit burns calories like nothing else
that guys life was basically full body high intensity cardio all day every day
 
Thing is muscle doesn't add much in terms of weight. You can be strong and skinny. They have the lightweight category for a reason. And food like eggs, you can eat a fuck ton of them, get full, and the calories will still be lower than say, half a loaf of bread.
I'm currently doing a cut, eating ~200 calories below maintenance and it's going to take me like 6 months to get where I want to be, to maintain the body fat/weight that I want in the healthiest way possible.

Meanwhile Balldoman Is like "I just don't eat lol, I drink my calories, but doctor says I'm healthy". If liver failure doesn't kill him first, a lack of nutrients will.
 
Off topic, but I was actually surprised the Ninjisanji thing even became a thing, because I thought Japanese companies are usually pretty good at keeping their internal drama on lockdown.

Like they'll catch heat for dumb products and stuff like any other company but what's happening here seems pretty rare.

Maybe I am wrong about that though. Andrew sure seems to benefitting handsomely from it though.
In the vtuber thread and 4chan, there's a prevailing theory that nobody inside Ninjisanji Japan knows how to speak english. The theory is that, when they created Ninjisanji EN, they just let the few vtubers that speak english and japanese doing the managerial work. These vtubers do all the document translations back and forth. So Ninjisanji JP only understands the situation thought the lens of what a clique of vtubers tell them. The same clique that is being accused of doing the bullying against Selen/Dokibird.
 
Meanwhile Balldoman Is like "I just don't eat lol, I drink my calories, but doctor says I'm healthy". If liver failure doesn't kill him first, a lack of nutrients will.
Thr silent killer will be Vitamin D here for sure. Dude spends all his time asleep or in his man cave and getting no sunshine. The other issue is alcohol abuse already inhibits Vitamin D absorption into the body from food. Compound that by just not eating period and his body WILL start breaking down. The psychological symptoms aren't cool either and will make the alcohol induced ones even worse. I would not be shocked at all if he's not suicidal.
 
If you DO put on muscle, well, Michael Phelps in his big Olympic year was eating 6,000-8,000 calories a day. He didn’t even look super buff, but muscle maintenance and training took that much.

Living outdoors in winter takes a similar amount to keep yourself warm.

I think Nick is trying to bang some vegan druggie bitch and so he’s trying to get on her level
Thing is that's just eating to get buff. I'm talking eating balanced, to get healthy and stay thin.
I'm currently doing a cut, eating ~200 calories below maintenance and it's going to take me like 6 months to get where I want to be, to maintain the body fat/weight that I want in the healthiest way possible.

Meanwhile Balldoman Is like "I just don't eat lol, I drink my calories, but doctor says I'm healthy". If liver failure doesn't kill him first, a lack of nutrients will.
That's another thing. Nick is malnourished. I don't think whiskey gives you many nutrients. The man needs protein, calcium, vitamins. Whiskey and Ramen does not a man make.
 
How was this dumb fuck ever a lawyer? Real lawyers actually go to court and then go home and spend the remainder of their waking hours preparing.
In this massive retard's last actually big case (the embezzler woman whose defense was her husband being gay somehow forced her to steal a bunch of money), instead of making a legal argument he should have made in court, he creepily "shower called" the female judge in an elevator after the case (where his client basically got the max).

The dude is just an autist who can't pick up social cues.
 
Wasting away again here in Balldoville.
Searching for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that it's MANdy to blame.
But I know.
It's Kiwi Farms' fault.
My dick it won't go
Strapped on the balldo
Now Tyrone's here got to cruise to the shed
But there snacks on the snack tray
Makes all the bulls say
"Now get on, white boy. Kayla, get in bed."
 
The bar is officially on the floor:

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The above screen grab is unedited FYI. This is what a good night for Nick Rekieta looks like these days, according to his own fans.

I’m sure all men can be empathetic to someone trying to hide an unfortunate M shaped hairline, but he really needs to give up on this combover, it just makes him look sleazier and sleazier.
Normally I’d never suggest a pompadour, but even that would look better at this point.
 
Now of course it's totally unfair of me to compare a 6 year time gap. But I bet Nick looked way better just a year ago compared to how he looks today. Fucking retard went from looking 38 and now looks 59. Time for Alcoholics Anonymous Nick!
He looked better a couple WEEKS ago than he looks now.
 
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