Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 26.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%

  • Total voters
    355
Nicky Rackets has completed the transformation from cringekino youtube lawyer to barstool philosopher:
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I am sorely tempted to make this the new avatar.

It's amazing how he can try and reverse Uno Jersh about 'no real friends' when nobody in his life he listens to is telling him that this is an embarrassing character arc he's on. Being a sloppy drunk at 40+ is a bad look, regardless of whether you have a million in trust funds and superberries or if you laugh at retards on the internet for fun.
 
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My all time favorite cope of every lolcow ever.

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Just clipping, verbatim, zero edit. Just mirroring it back. Life ruination of the worst kind. No other cope tops this. When they feel like their life is literally falling apart because they see themselves as they present themselves to the public, and it is unbearable to them.

These are the same cretins horrified that their publicly posted images of them in dishabille and lascivious poses were viewed by... the public... and held up for mockery on a small website they simultaneously claim is 'down half the time', 'has no power', but is also 'ruining lives'.
 
These are the same cretins horrified that their publicly posted images of them in dishabille and lascivious poses were viewed by... the public... and held up for mockery on a small website they simultaneously claim is 'down half the time', 'has no power', but is also 'ruining lives'.
Such typical bullshit from these retards. We don't exist, but somehow, at the same time, are an imminent threat to human life, but also are utterly powerless. Stupid fucking faggots.
 
Sounds like there are some pearls of truth hidden in this drunk schizobabble shit pool.

Particularly this:
“Andrew son says did Nick's wife finally leave him I don't know ask her I I can't figure it out”

Drunk people have a way of just spilling their shit because they lose all self control. And then they immediately backpaddle like Nick also did.

I’m guessing there are some real issues in their marriage, and Our Wife doesn’t know if she’s in or out.
“Muh context”
The instigating chat is very very important these days apparently

For the record- This stream was a nightmare and it turns out Nick’s actually an asshole. That last 30 minutes was a real mask slip, my guy
 
“Muh context”
The instigating chat is very very important these days apparently

For the record- This stream was a nightmare and it turns out Nick’s actually an asshole. That last 30 minutes was a real mask slip, my guy
Before or after Nick started to rejoice in the misery of some farmer who ended up in the hospital?
 
Watching this clip is surreal. This dramatic rambling about incomprehensible nonsense in a hostile tone made me feel like I was playing MGS2 when the AI starts malfunctioning.

He even has AI Campbell's robotic vocal fry. I didn't tune his audio.


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New theory: The Foxdie virus has destroyed Rekieta. Plus Alcohol.
 
Damn Nick had fallen hard and fast. It is kind of sad. Soon, he'll look worse off than the Gunt or Chris.
In a way he has fallen much lower than Chris.

Chris never had much going for him anyways. His best case scenario was living a wholly unremarkable life, while sucking that government teet. Going to jail was more of a sideways move for CWC than a fall from grace.

Nick otoh had a family, kids, a career. Family wealth. Even if you leave out his high mark where he was YouTube’s #1 moneymaker, he was going places.

To see him reduced to an alcoholic husk ranting drunkenly is just… Wow.
 
Nicky Rackets has completed the transformation from cringekino youtube lawyer to barstool philosopher:
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I'm sittin' on this livestream,
Talkin like I'm a big dream,
I've got the lawtube news blues!

And I've given up hope
On my Locals porn grope
And a bottle of whiskey!

Is it any wonder I'm not sober?
Is it any wonder I'm not sane at all?
 
Earlier today I remembered how Nick use to tell stories about emails from his viewers where they would thank him for his streams and claim they were in a dark place and desperate but watching Nick's show helped them relax and distract from whatever life issues they use to have and were the only source of fun. Nick's streams were literally only thing that got them going and dare I say were lifesaving.
 
I wonder if he sobered up for a day and watched his own deranged, drunken rants would lead him to realize that maybe, just maybe, he's ruining his life and causing harm to his family with his excessive drinking.

Those streams of Rekieta acting the fool are a good thing for the reason you mentioned and so is this thread. The Internet is forever and what it shows is an officer of the court behaving in a way certain to catch the attention of the Bar Association in his state; that is, if it hasn't already.

Note I don't write this out of spite. I don't wish ill on the guy--the opposite in fact since he might be prompted to consider sobriety if he starts feeling real-world consequences.

I actually looked up Balldo since I had never heard of it before. (I'm too whitebread, I guess.) Jesus, dude, seriously?
 
I actually looked up Balldo since I had never heard of it before. (I'm too whitebread, I guess.) Jesus, dude, seriously?
Most people who hear about the Balldo for the first time are utterly astounded this thing even exists, and Nick Rekieta is seriously into it.

This is why he is Balldo Man.
 
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