Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Strix454]

I dunno, I really think he can drink his way out of this.

But he needs to get down to his ideal weight of 120 pounds first. He needs more skeletal definition on that body. Chicks dig that. If he can get rid of that weight, he can rule the clubs every night.

 

[Star Platinum]

bro's turning into a cartoon warlock. straight up rasputin-lookin ass

 

[You're MDNWU]

He has warned in the past that any attempt at making him not drink would trigger his ODD, make him drink even more and it would our fault that he did.

So he's somehow worse than KingCobraJFS when it comes to ODD?

 

[not william stenchever]

bro's turning into a cartoon warlock. straight up rasputin-lookin ass

A warlock has at least traded their immortal soul for immense temporal power instead of trading their soul for a light blue scrotal cage and matching ring.

 

[Captain Manning]

I don't have to apologize shit. I warned him (checks OP date) a YEAR ago. Months after the Pull Up meme started. And what was the thrust of my Rekieta thesis? Alcohol was ruining him.

Indeed. You were specifically chosen because you were perceived as the most rational and least aloggy of all the potential candidates at the time.

Himedall is doing another one though because way too much shit has happened this past year and the thread is now huge.

 

[murph]

...the awareness that people are constantly observing you and talking about you and have nothing nice to say can weigh on somebody’s mind.

It's completely self inflicted stress if you drunkstream in public to thousands of viewers.

It's the price of any sort of "fame". Some people handle it better than others.

 

[PhoBingas]

Indeed. You were specifically chosen because you were perceived as the most rational and least aloggy of all the potential candidates at the time.

Himedall is doing another one though because way too much shit has happened this past year and the thread is now huge.

That's the thing with addicts. You can try to help them till you're blue in the face and broke, but unless the addict wants to help them self, there's nothing you can do and you're just wasting effort and energy.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

If you tryn cuze me of that shit
you fucking wrong piece of garbage
oh my god, oh my god
wood paneling? id fuck the wood paneling off your mothers minivan you faggot
yeah take that! wanna talk about wood paneling? wanna talk about that? insurance costs on wood paneling?
holy shit. Whose mom got their panties dropped by Percocet and railed out by the angry lawyer to get this wood paneling broken?
im like im like. Hey! all of them. ALL OF THEM.

The one element of these "pillstreams" (whether Nick is actually on pills like Ethan Ralph was for his pillstreams or just drunk) that I find weird™ are these nonsensical stream of consciousness rants which have no apparent meaning or purpose to them. There is no context which can make the above make any sense.

During the last drunk mess stream in late December there was a very similar thing where Nick said he was not lucky to be married so long because a lucky man would have a prenup. Suddenly that turned into talking about having to fire people who drive 35 hours to church every day because they threw their desk on your chair.

It's disturbing because it seems like his thought process has been shattered in some way. It's a lot more disturbing than something like this which only means that you drank too much and it's time to turn off the stream and go to bed to sleep it off.

 

[AltisticRight]

Got called out less than 10 minutes before this happened, I love my wagecuck job, wish me a million dollars!

So the reason he is "unable" to go into a room in his own house is he's building a sex dungeon. I mean that's one possibility.

What an absolutely degenerate creep if that's true.

He did want to build a sex dungeon if I recall correctly. He's visited hotels (and AirBNBs) with the sex dungeon theme. Earlier in the thread, I caught him following a hotel on Instagram where the theme is some BDSM sex dungeon, and advertised as such.
Sex dungeons

Did anyone ever come up with the Name BALLDOZER?

Don't give Balldo new ideas. He already wanted a sex dungeon and owns a field kit, which the PSA was definitely amused when they opened his luggage to check, in front of all his children.
>Did you forget to tick "items with batteries"?
>OH officer I thought it was allowed to be checked in, my bad!
>Devices with batteries are carry-on only, and the battery must be below 5900mah
>Why does this long phallic purple object have such a large battery? Why is there an IR receiver on it? It could interfere with the plane's signalling!
>It exceeds the allowable check-in length, sir. You will need to pay extra for unusually long luggage.
>What is this? A balldo?
>Sir it stands for Ball dildo.
>What is it used for? What is the substance on it?
>Do you have a licence to import bull semen from abroad, sir? You have no paperwork? The USA is a member of CITES, and the importation of exotic bull semen is not permitted. We need to treat this balldo with gamma radiation to ensure it's safe, is that okay with you?
>Why do you have so many ropes? *Nervously checks passport for pronouns* What are they used for? You cannot carry this onto the plane because it can be used as a weapon.

Off topic, but I was actually surprised the Ninjisanji thing even became a thing, because I thought Japanese companies are usually pretty good at keeping their internal drama on lockdown.

Spoiler: Anime is gay

Japanese companies are out of touch with reality. Chinese and Korean ones understand our markets better. I've worked in one, the memes about the Japanese seeing outsiders as subhuman inferior pigs isn't entirely fake. They think they understand the western market but each time they open their mouths they make mistakes. They're also stubborn, so all the better for these weebshit companies to implode. It seems to be kind of a new thing here, but weebshit companies catching fire from Korean and Chinese markets are a common occurrence.

Kiwi Farms ruined Nick because of an autistic argument about a tripod (named Romaine).

@AltisticRight which users actually argued about that? Was it @mindlessobserver and @Himedall All-seeing Waifu ? I know you all were involved.

Yeah, I was involved in that tripod autism shit and I stand by it still, it was funny. I liked it. Now I will break out my mathematics homework to make you all mad, I hope you make a million Fourier transforms, incel prude.

Anyway, it was an argument over the stupid Jamaica exhibitionist beach shot, showing their butts. Kayla was holding a Jamaican flag, professing her love for the country, its beaches and exotic cuisine... JUST KIDDING LOL. I mean, she loves the local cuisine alright, all 12 inches of it in fact.

I said they used a remote thing and a small tripod which I remembered Balldo owning but most users disagreed. It went off-topic from there and I left it at that because social cues. I'm happy to admit that I was wrong, we've since discovered a lot more regarding that swinging resort trip. Chances are, they were so shameless they simply got locals to do it. I was still somewhat a fan of his like many others so I was trying to downplay his degeneracy. You can check poa.st to see one of my last comments was tagging Balldo saying "why are you doing this to yourself?"

 

[Boiled Pizza]

I wonder if he sobered up for a day and watched his own deranged, drunken rants would lead him to realize that maybe, just maybe, he's ruining his life and causing harm to his family with his excessive drinking.

Maybe he'd subconsciously realize that the evil, prude karen farms were right, but his "ODD" would force him to try and spite his own subconscious so he'd drink even more.

Or most likely his ego wouldn't allow him any introspection and it would trigger him to double down on the drink.

Either way, he seems to think every solution to every problem is found at the bottom of a whiskey bottle.

 

[AnOminous]

All he had to be was not a drunk retard. And then he would be doing fine. I think he's convinced himself it's all OUR fault. Because his slide coincided with him coming out in support of the forum during the Keffals dropkiwifarms incident.

Remember in Nick's tard mentality, if you tell him to quit hitting himself in the face with a hammer, this somehow forces him to do it even harder just to SHOW you.

 

[zimzam88]

It's disturbing because it seems like his thought process has been shattered in some way. It's a lot more disturbing than something like this which only means that you drank too much and it's time to turn off the stream and go to bed to sleep it off.

It's like his brain is misfiring and in the process of shutting down, Ralph takes it to the extreme but Nick is well on his way. Wouldn't surprise me if he's mixing meds with his alcohol, though we haven't gotten Nick to shake the pill bottle on stream yet. It's all pretty messed up, I actually wish this stuff would shame him into fixing himself for his kids sake. Though any fix would likely need to include addressing a deeper personality disorder and attain humility.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Great Elissa clip, he's not failing, it's all of us who are failing or something, now take your Balldo shot and make a million dollars.

This is an embarrassing level of drunk.

 

[AnOminous]

It's like his brain is misfiring and in the process of shutting down, Ralph takes it to the extreme but Nick is well on his way. Wouldn't surprise me if he's mixing meds with his alcohol, though we haven't gotten Nick to shake the pill bottle on stream yet. It's all pretty messed up, I actually wish this stuff would shame him into fixing himself for his kids sake. Though any fix would likely need to include addressing a deeper personality disorder and attain humility.

It seems like he's throwing in modafinil to keep himself (barely) conscious despite being acutely intoxicated from drinking while never eating. So he's able to move around and sort of talk while being in this state, despite basically being entirely mentally checked out behind those weird goggle eyes facing in different directions.

 

[AltisticRight]

His morphology into an amorphous lard cluster hiding in Mexico is basically complete. He's now seething about Metokur, he's bitching about users in his thread and dangling dox carrots. He's helped someone in the past so they now owe him Eternal Loyalty. PPP really wasn't exaggerating when he went on those minute-long ceremonies larping as Balldo Pope. This is becoming his Lord Akira moment. Let's hope there's no Soph and at least Rittenhouse's sister is now of legal age. Obviously, don't tell Drexel. Well, I bet she has standards.

Dear autocorrect: just because a sentence starts with "He" doesn't mean it must be "he is".

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

More context for the above clips, not that it helps...

Watching this clip is surreal. This dramatic rambling about incomprehensible nonsense in a hostile tone made me feel like I was playing MGS2 when the AI starts malfunctioning.

He even has AI Campbell's robotic vocal fry. I didn't tune his audio.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

It seems like he's throwing in modafinil to keep himself (barely) conscious despite being acutely intoxicated from drinking while never eating. So he's able to move around and sort of talk while being in this state, despite basically being entirely mentally checked out behind those weird goggle eyes facing in different directions.

Watching some of Elissa clips and yeah I’ve been a heavy drinker, I’m not perfect, but I’ve never been that retarded and incoherent rambling. Last time I saw someone that fucked up was Ralph ranting to Andrew Tate force ghost but here it’s Nick to Null just a little bit higher energy. And I watched the Gina Carano lawsuit video after that holy fuck it’s like 2 different people and it’s only 3 days apart. He’s definitely taking something or maybe switching to a higher ABV whiskey just warps him completely.

 

[JustStopDude]

How do you fuck up shitting on Maddox?

Lol just go to rehab. What a pussy.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Kiwi Farms ruined Nick because of an autistic argument about a tripod (named Romaine).

@AltisticRight which users actually argued about that? Was it @mindlessobserver and @Himedall All-seeing Waifu ? I know you all were involved.

This was before my time as a regular ITT.

NIck also has his claimed ODD (Oppositional Defiance Disorder) thing. He has warned in the past that any attempt at making him not drink would trigger his ODD, make him drink even more and it would our fault that he did.

I will repeat is again: This is a PEDIATRIC diagnosis and NOT for adults.

i have this theory on rekieta and it's a traditional addict occurrence: he used to always talk about his narcolepsy and how he had tried multiple amphetamines and "ThEy JuSt DonT woRk oN mE!!" but then he finally found one that kept him awake if he ever needed it. he always had these long winded, 7 minute stories about the 3 times he ever used the amphetamines (i forget what they're called, someone must know) on his 17 hour car ride to florida and that's the only time he's ever used them! please believe me!

Provigil.

Also, he doesn't have an addictive personality, you prude, so he is fine.

Indeed. You were specifically chosen because you were perceived as the most rational and least aloggy of all the potential candidates at the time.

Himedall is doing another one though because way too much shit has happened this past year and the thread is now huge.

I am trying to be as fair to Nick as possible in the write-up--while still having a bit of fun. I am trying to strike a balance where the OP gives a good overview of Nick, and his progression that is heavily linked and backstopped by facts and receipts so people can dig into the mess and make their own decisions about the evidence. The problem is just that some of it is some incomprehensibly BAD!


LOCALS makes a commentary on The Farms:

Also, ICYMI, in the Nick posts in LOCALS, he claims he might do a SOBER MARCH. Biggest X to doubt....


ETA: Nick reminded me of someone... I could not picture who, but it just hit me as I turned on the news... Nick sounds like Joe FUCKING Biden when he rants!

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Trying to figure out whether divorce or death comes first is pretty difficult.