- Joined
- May 10, 2020
I think the creators of gaming ARGs should stop pretending that they're dealing with some old games that were never released/pulled off the shelves/etc. cause a single google search will show that it's pure fiction. But if they were showing a game that their uncle was working on in his free time up until the moment he tragically died/mysteriously disappeared, the story would look much more plausible, especially if said "uncle" already had a page on itch.io or gamejolt created several years before the start of the ARG.Saying Shipwrecked 64 actually looks like an N64 game just screams "I'm younger than the PS2". It looks like it was sloppily thrown together in Unity with a VHS filter over it to make it look "authentic" (Retard Alert: That came from the TV, not the games. Playing it on an emulator as the game tries to convince you would not replicate that effect). Texture quality is all over the place and way too high. The font is hilariously high-res. Didn't even bother to try and match the 64's infamous 11 FPS standard, instead choosing silky-smooth floaty unity movement. The Noid 2 made a more convincing attempt and that was a shitpost game.
From there, anything that can't even bother to look like the thing it masquerades as isn't worth my time. I don't care how many demons the game has in it or how many devs mysteriously died during development, it's just going to be another poor attempt to look like a period piece from an intensely overused medium. My apologies to the zoomers among us who have never actually seen a Nintendo 64 in real life or a game being run on it outside of 5 second clips from an iceberg video.
I dunno why they keep doing it, it's already become a cliche.