Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

[fatcock burgerking]

Chinese? They will piss on the ground right next to a bathroom.

I've spent a lot of time working near a major medical university that's gotta be 50% Chinese, and it's insane where they'll piss. Mothers bringing their kids into the broom closet to piss on my mops was a bi-monthly occurrence. Had another guy wander into my back room and piss on a stack of papers. Literal niggers in slant-eye flavor.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Today I was listening to a Goodie Mob track that I’ve loved for the past 20 years. Goodie Mob was an Atlanta rap collective. The most famous member was Cee Lo Green. They were big around the same time as OutKast. Some of the lyrics are difficult to understand because the rappers have southern drawls. Today I listened while reading the lyrics on Rap Genius and I was surprised by this line:

I looked it up and apparently niggers believe that if a woman mixes period blood with spaghetti and feeds it to a man, he’ll love her forever?

I feel like this is knowledge a white person shouldn’t have.

I didn’t know earlier because voodoo isn’t really a Jamaican thing. It’s a Haitian thing, and it shows up on the Gulf Coast because Louisiana had a significant French speaking population. Jamaica has a similar tradition called Obeah that is banned by law.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Today I was listening to a Goodie Mob track that I’ve loved for the past 20 years. Goodie Mob was an Atlanta rap collective. The most famous member was Cee Lo Green. They were big around the same time as OutKast. Some of the lyrics are difficult to understand because the rappers have southern drawls. Today I listened while reading the lyrics on Rap Genius and I was surprised by this line:


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I looked it up and apparently niggers believe that if a woman mixes period blood with spaghetti and feeds it to a man, he’ll love her forever?

I feel like this is knowledge a white person shouldn’t have.

I didn’t know earlier because voodoo isn’t really a Jamaican thing. It’s a Haitian thing, and it shows up on the Gulf Coast because Louisiana had a significant French speaking population. Jamaica has a similar tradition called Obeah that is banned by law.

I'm wondering if it's not some kind of general pagan/folk thing. Midsommar had a scene where pubes from the girl the village was trying to get knocked up by one of the outsider men was put in their food

 

[Tony Vivaldi]

As an extension of this, the clay/dirt eating community.

I remember in the 80's, I heard about this and it was explained to me as "autistic behavior"

After all this time, I am still mystified by this subject.

 

[Tony Vivaldi]

I feel like this is knowledge a white person shouldn’t have.

I know all about this stuff, intimately. Spent a lot of time in Jamaica. They like to fuck with the White Man and try to shock but are surprised when you don't recoil from chicken blood splattered on you.

 

[Colin Robertson]

I feel like this is knowledge a white person shouldn’t have.

The yellow incels are also benefited by spaghetti +

Bury a woman's menstrual rag under her threshold to ensure that she will never run away.

Burn a woman's menstrual rag on the seventh day of the seventh month of the Chinese lunar calendar. Sprinkle the ashes over the threshold to keep her tied to the home.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Incredible how periods get brought up in the randomest threads.

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

Somebody actually used Fabuloso to clean their meat before making cheeseburgers.

 

[That_Guy]

Drink! Because I'm sure not going to eat that. At least with whole chicken it could be (theoretically) mostly washed off. Ground meat? Skip the complicated crap and just toss back a shot or two and get it done with. Yeech.

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

From personal interactions, there is a massive difference in attitude and behaviour between Northern and Southern Chinese. I've been able to befriend southerners very easily and in general southerners will try to make the effort to reach out to non-Chinese.

Southern Chinese (i.e. Guangdong and Fujian) are some of the friendliest people I've worked with and are very proud of their identity (i.e. Cantonese, Hakka, Hokkien, etc.). Most of the Chinese who emigrated from China to the West historically including their descendants were from Guangdong and Fujian and those descendants carry on their culture. And most westernised "Chinese" food is based off recipes from Hong Kong/Guangdong and Fujian.

The southern Chinese especially the Cantonese population tend to resent Northerners and the CCP because mostly Northerners are in charge of the CCP and there's been a big push by the CCP to eradicate subset cultures and replace it with a wider "unified" Mandarin speaking communist culture. In Shenzhen, CCP officials encouraged migrants from northern China to come work and displace the original Cantonese and Hakka residents. Shenzhen natives who are 50 and over would tell you they couldn't recognise the city they grew up in. Similarly native Cantonese speaking Guangzhou elders and gen x residents complain that their grandchildren can't speak Cantonese and that government officials are destroying Cantonese culture.

Of course there are nice northern Chinese and have befriended some but most of the ones from the north I've met at university were insular and pretty standoffish. In UK universities many of the Chinese that go there usually originate from the northern provinces or Beijing and have cheated their way through English exams using their parents' money. The university officials didn't care as long as the Chinese students gave them money. Most of them couldn't hold a conversation in English let alone construct a sentence to save their lives and were playing games on their phones most of the time during lectures. To top it off, those students never showered and had a stench that stunk to high heaven because of a lack of proper grooming.

 

[Blazeuser56]

This thread looks like something coming from Niggermania

 

[D.Angus]

This thread looks like something coming from Niggermania

Is that the fucking "Floor Chip" guy that was feeding his family at Wal-mart?

 

[voidvoidvoid]

Even the niglets are on the 'starch

 

[You're MDNWU]

Even the niglets are on the 'starch

Black women are the most "educated" as well as the most obese people in the country in case anyone was wondering why they'd happily let their kids eat corn starch or as one comment mentioned, baby powder.

 

[Smar Mijou]

>Near death 'dim sum experience'
Are journalists being held to the same fucking standards as a Saturday morning cartoon now? Why can they no longer say "robbery" or "attack", why is everything presented so fucking roundaboutly

An attack at a dim sum restaurant? No, it's a "dim sum experience"
A guy got stabbed at the park? No, he had a bad encounter with a wild knife
Someone was shot at a coffee shop? Nope, unfortunate disagreement with a bullet in the presence of cappuccinos

Is this an attempt to be all funny or something?

You need to calm down, it sounds to me as if you're having "An unnecessary reaction to a normal journalistic experience" and you should "Re-evaluate your problematic behavior, and how it could affect marginalized communities" before it "escalates into a negative experience with law enforcement".

from having tasted it two or three times, my guess is Kewpie have taken a regular mayonnaise recipe and added in a cup of powdered sugar, about 3 pulverized lemon drop candies, and a few drops of essential armpit oil

Nah, at that point you're just describing Miracle Whip.

Unsurprisingly it tastes like counterfeit mayo left out in the sun.

Almost all foods made by American mega-corps are frankenstein monsters of soybean oil, corn syrup and carcinogenic bullshit that you wouldn't even feed a dog. They are designed as vague approximations of real food manufacturable for fractions of cents less.

If you're living in the most prosperous country on the planet have some self-respect and spend a little more on a brand that isn't some variety of Kraft dyed frustose paste.

It really is depressing when you think about it. Someone else said above practically the same thing about the Chinese being greedy, selfish cocksuckers who will screw over their own mother just to make a profit. But the sad truth is that American corporations are just as bad, their only limited by the rules and regulations that we have in place here to prevent the same level of fuckery that they get away with over there. Even then, they sometimes try to get away with more, like when certain Parmesan cheeses were found to be not Parmesan at all, or up to 10% wood pulp. And there are plenty of other notable examples that I could list of food fraud, and im not talking about faggot LOL-suits like "My Texas Pete sauce wasnt made in Texas!" But more common things like companies knowingly diluting juices with water and sugar, or substituting honey with corn syrup. The EU has plenty of faults, but to their credit, at least they have better food standards than the US does in many cases.

Has anyone had the British abomination they call salad cream? It’s like a runny mayo that’s been diluted with water and makes any dish look like a bukkake victim.

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I genuinely have to laugh at British "interpretations" of American foods. They're all generally just like this. Watered down, disgusting, and completely pointless when the proper food is readily available.

I used to work for a company that occasionally shipped to Chinese retail customers. They were uniformly awful to deal with, rude, ignorant and would never be straight with you even when we were trying to help.

Then we had our first dealing with a Taiwanese company, when we fucked up massively on an order, they went out of their way to help us. Polite, personable, one woman I was talking to took the time to google the town we were based in so she could bring it up in conversation. They were the most ethical, professional and just downright nicest customers I ever encountered.

The recent influx of people from Hong Kong to the UK has been something similar, incredibly hard workers, with a very strong family connection. Although they tend to be a bit more stand offish with locals and prefer to keep themselves to themselves.

Yet another example of why Taiwan should be recognized as an independent country, if not the rightful exiled leadership of the mainland. The general culture is not only completely different than mainland Chinese, but the manufacturing quality is worlds better than "Made In China" shit.

 

[Crispy Jakes]

Salad cream is just mayo with mustard, vinegar, and a tiny bit of sugar to cut through the acidity.
Conceptually it's perfectly fine; literally just mayo with a few common flavourings added. What makes it an abomination is what Heinz-Kraft did to it to save a few pennies. Which goes back to my original point.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Salad cream is just mayo with mustard, vinegar, and a tiny bit of sugar to cut through the acidity.
Conceptually it's perfectly fine; literally just mayo with a few common flavourings added. What makes it an abomination is what Heinz-Kraft did to it to save a few pennies. Which goes back to my original point.

the general rule seems to be that every "junk food" was originally fine food until corporations came and fucked it, and then fucked the societal perception of it as a result

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Salad cream is just mayo with mustard, vinegar, and a tiny bit of sugar to cut through the acidity.
Conceptually it's perfectly fine; literally just mayo with a few common flavourings added. What makes it an abomination is what Heinz-Kraft did to it to save a few pennies. Which goes back to my original point.

I'm sure salad cream doesn't contain any eggs.

It's to mayo what margarine is to butter.

Think of the worst, cheapest tartare sauce ever, then take the gherkins out and make it thicker. Thats how I'd describe it.

 

[Crispy Jakes]

I'm sure salad cream doesn't contain any eggs.

It's to mayo what margarine is to butter.

Think of the worst, cheapest tartare sauce ever, then take the gherkins out and make it thicker. Thats how I'd describe it.

Even the bullshit Heinz sells and calls "salad cream" still has some egg in it.

Like I said, it's mayo with mustard, vinegar and a bit of sugar to brighten the acidity. It's unremarkably normal. It's arguably more expensive to produce because it has a higher yolk ratio, which along with the mustard is supposed to give it it's yellow colour. Heinz just dyes it instead.

 

[Chongqing]

Guys, I hate to backseat moderate, but it's like we've internalized the black hate for white people because someone many pages back mentioned the term, "mayo monkey," and now we can't stop being mayo monkeys about it.

We're taking the spotlight off of black people, which is problematic.

Do (clap) better (clap).

By the way, I wanted to share this rare Hashemite win:

My local grocery store has a sign near the door for black history month reminding us that products from black owned businesses are clearly marked and labeled, so we (??) can support them. I know from this thread that these are the foods that have been bleached and otherwise fucked with.