Personal Lolcows: Tumblr Edition - A website like Tumblr tends to breed exceptional individuals

Either we know the same person, or this case is unsurprisingly common amongst transtrenders a few years in. I'm willing to bet the latter, quite honestly. I know the detailed accounts of no less than three tumblr FTMs who've gone through with hasty top surgery and HRT only to detransition 6 months to 2 years later.

And this is why the gate needs to be kept.

The pedo Pokemon necro commissions were a pretty unique selling point though. So if you did follow this person, rest assured they're still quite a cow.
Yeah, the pedo Pokémon stuff is why I said anything to begin with, because that's pretty specific. Though I suppose the person I followed might have had similar friends and you're just talking about one of those -- I never paid much attention to this person's friend circle outside the one mutual friend we shared. After I got bored with the blog and unfollowed it, I started seeing a callout post for this person because of the cosplay assaults.
 
One of my favorites is girlswhosmokecrystal, who is an absolutely insane and ugly "transfeminine" druggie. He identifies as Angelica from Rugrats. He types like an idiot on the rare occasion he makes an original post. If you want to have some fun, check out his selfie tag (archive), scroll all the way to the bottom, then scroll back up. You can watch him descend into meth tranny madness.

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^The more I scroll the more I'm curious if this is my lolcow.

EDIT: Not entirely sure, but if it's them, holy shit they changed. @bottomfeeder do you vaguely know what state/age they are?
 
Here's some pasta from 2015. TL;DR I was bored so went on a raid with a few friends. 10 minutes casually fucking with some autistic quad-gender chick from san francisco:

DUDE YOU FUCKING HARASSED ME AND SEXUALISED ME AND SENT ABLEIST VIDEOS TO MY INBOX
NO FUCKING WAY ARE YOU ERASING YOUR DICKERY + MY DISCOMFORT WITH “ITS A JOKE”
WHEN I WAS ABUSED IT WAS A JOKE
WHEN MY MOTHER STOOD IN THE DOORFRAME WATCHING MY BROTHER BEAT ME IT WAS A JOKE
WHEN PEOPLE COMMENT ON MY SUICIDE ATTEMPT ITS A JOKE
AND ITS NOT FUNNY AND ITS NOT HAPPENING AGAIN GO FUCK YOURSELF
IVE BEEN MANIPULATED AND TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF TOO MANY TIMES FOR THIS
YOURE NOT FUNNY

Actually im not done
You also threatened my friend, made repeated sexual comments to me, and harassed me.
Real fuckin’ funny, dude.
Difference is, if this were irl you’d be in deep shit real easy. That’s not a threat nor is it a guilt tactic. It’s a fact.
Your joke isn’t funny, it isn’t in good taste, and it isn’t a JOKE. I don’t care how funny you think it is. You are contributing to the continued demonization, dehumanization, and demeaning of my people. That is to say, autistic people
PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON WE’RE DYING. that’s not an exaggeration. Parents and supposed caretakers are KILLING US. Most “autism awareness” campaigns are advocating ACTUAL GENOCIDE. they want to locate a prenatal indicator and kill us. Because of attitudes like yours. It doesn’t matter if it’s an act
Take a step back and stay the fuck in your lane.

Jesus fucking christ why the fuck do you have to be so goddamn creepy? Nobody wants your wrinkly ass two inch cock, especially underage people, and furthermore I'm just about 100% sure that they wanted you to fuck off. Were you beaten with the fucking rapist stick and now you wanna put your dick in underage people? You are truly a sick fuck, and please quit fucking harassing people. What the fuck do you get out of all this? Nobody fucking likes you, please just go the fuck away. Up yours buddy.
 
I used to follow a South African necrozoo (zoonecro?) type chap who expressed his desires to fuck the roadkill he found. Other wonders to be found on his page included his griping about having no foreskin, pictures of said lack of foreskin covered in slugs and snails, long descriptions of the dogs he had met and been fucked by, and the usual cartoon fucker bullshit mixed in with a dose of amateur psychology.

He's long gone now but I'll never forget his mini essay about Buster Bunny and castration.
 
Hoo, boy. Stumbled upon this fucker just as I was getting into Undertale, and to this day he's absolutely fucking ruined the game for me. Basically thinks he's Mettaton, which, depending on how you actually see this character, is true--don't wanna get too powerlevely here, but the whole time we were in contact he was the definition of a narcissist, and every time something didn't go the way he wanted it to or someone was--gasp!--actually paying attention to somebody else, he threw a hissy fit, to the point where he actually attempted suicide partially because his parents didn't let him go out to eat where he wanted for his birthday or something.

And believe me when I say he's absolutely obsessed with Mettaton and Undertale. His partners are both who he calls "his Papyrus" and "his Sans," and he's written so. Fucking. Much. About how he's totally mettaton u gaiz!!!! despite it being absolutely clear that he was just desperately projecting his weird kinks and identity onto him, like "oh I bet he's able to have huge tits and lactate" or "ooh man what if he had a virus that makes him kill and eat other monsters!!" God, it just hurts me to think about.
 
Hoo, boy. Stumbled upon this fucker just as I was getting into Undertale, and to this day he's absolutely fucking ruined the game for me. Basically thinks he's Mettaton, which, depending on how you actually see this character, is true--don't wanna get too powerlevely here, but the whole time we were in contact he was the definition of a narcissist, and every time something didn't go the way he wanted it to or someone was--gasp!--actually paying attention to somebody else, he threw a hissy fit, to the point where he actually attempted suicide partially because his parents didn't let him go out to eat where he wanted for his birthday or something.

And believe me when I say he's absolutely obsessed with Mettaton and Undertale. His partners are both who he calls "his Papyrus" and "his Sans," and he's written so. Fucking. Much. About how he's totally mettaton u gaiz!!!! despite it being absolutely clear that he was just desperately projecting his weird kinks and identity onto him, like "oh I bet he's able to have huge tits and lactate" or "ooh man what if he had a virus that makes him kill and eat other monsters!!" God, it just hurts me to think about.

Has this dude turned everything into a bomb?
 
Has this dude turned everything into a bomb?

Well, of course. Considering he's also into petplay (among other things), it makes sense that even the dog's a bomb.

Nah, but really, he fucking wishes he could do that. In fact, he's sent me angsty diatribes about how he's literally in the wrong body and--christ, Meowthkip, don't even get me started.
 
My Personal lolcow tumblr person, is this wonderful individual named CynderMizuki. Now how did I find this lovely blonde manchild you ask? Well, believe it or not it was because of Psyguy (Another Chris chan who turned out to be a pedophile.)

To elaborate, during the great callout of psyguy. I was a supporter of the victims' so called "crusade" on everything towards Psyguy. Until one day, this person showed up named CynderMizuki and she basically had a little video of her stating that she too was a victim of Psyguy and LittleKuriboh! At first reaction when just seeing the title of her video, I was puzzled and shocked because last I check. Martin Billsany aka LittleKuriboh hated his fans who always would come up and do stupid little references to his booth all the damn time. And apparently, Martin introduced CynderMizuki to Psyguy and Psyguy made fun of her as one of Martin's crazed fans. So apparently, LittleKuriboh is to blame for being cyberbullied. Now how the fuck is this shit mouth a lolcow? She believes that she is fighting abusive internet e-celebs when in reality, she doesn't give any context of what she's fighting about it or who's she's fighting other than having a quick gif from a movie, showing a little kuriboh tweet out of context. She believes that she's sharp and intuitive. Oh and she believes that her name is based off of a mermaid. I can't tell if she's fucking around or not.
 
Maybe too young to be a cow, so I'm reluctant to give her her own thread, but this kid has been on tumblr for 4+ years.
I give you, "Television", nerosdayatdisneyland
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A 14 year old melodramatic godkin, pretty average tumblr, until you see the impact she's had over the last few years.
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and even after all that, she still won't just leave tumblr, probably due to the constant attention streaming in from other young deluded narcissists. She averages 10-20+ notes on every post she makes during her constant crytyping breakdowns
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Hard to translate out of crytype, but I think she's claiming PTSD and being triggered by the entire month of November over someone deleting their blog?
There's much more to this horror show than this, but because of her age I'm not sure if I should continue
 
Oh man, today I got reminded of one exceptional individual that used to stir shit and drama most of the time back in days. I was pretty much amused about how one can sperg about shipping that much, but majority of people involved around them just wanted the drama to fucking stop. I also wanted to give them benefit of a doubt that they were doing it for shits and giggles but I couldn't because it was constant. Drama eventually did stop and that person kinda fell into obscurity. Last thing I knew they were focused on some personal project kinda and I was like ''good for them''.

Past 4 years, today I saw artwork on my dash that had that peculiar art style and lo and behold it was them. And even 4 years later they keep doing. Same. Fucking. Thing.

Same sperging about shipping ''HOW DARE YOU SHIP THEM WITH WOMEN, THEY ARE GAY GAY GAY GAY, DID YOU KNOW THEY ARE GAY, AND ITS CUZ I SAID SO!''. I dare to say its even worse now because they incorporated a looot of buzzwords that are popular around tumblr, such as ''ableist'' or ''queerbaiting''.

Only difference is they changed their ship from one fat guy and kinda-crazy guy to ANOTHER fat guy and kinda-crazy guy.

Fandoms, not even once.
 
Oh man, today I got reminded of one exceptional individual that used to stir shit and drama most of the time back in days. I was pretty much amused about how one can sperg about shipping that much, but majority of people involved around them just wanted the drama to fucking stop. I also wanted to give them benefit of a doubt that they were doing it for shits and giggles but I couldn't because it was constant. Drama eventually did stop and that person kinda fell into obscurity. Last thing I knew they were focused on some personal project kinda and I was like ''good for them''.

Past 4 years, today I saw artwork on my dash that had that peculiar art style and lo and behold it was them. And even 4 years later they keep doing. Same. Fucking. Thing.

Same sperging about shipping ''HOW DARE YOU SHIP THEM WITH WOMEN, THEY ARE GAY GAY GAY GAY, DID YOU KNOW THEY ARE GAY, AND ITS CUZ I SAID SO!''. I dare to say its even worse now because they incorporated a looot of buzzwords that are popular around tumblr, such as ''ableist'' or ''queerbaiting''.

Only difference is they changed their ship from one fat guy and kinda-crazy guy to ANOTHER fat guy and kinda-crazy guy.

Fandoms, not even once.

I'm kind of wondering if we're thinking about the same person here, because that person sounds very much like my own personal lolcow.

Did they use to ship Heavy Weapons Guy/Medic and then switch to Roadhog/Junkrat?
 
I'm kind of wondering if we're thinking about the same person here, because that person sounds very much like my own personal lolcow.

Did they use to ship Heavy Weapons Guy/Medic and then switch to Roadhog/Junkrat?

Ayy lmao yes, its the same person. I thought they would grow out of that drama shit, but apparently nope. :(
 
Ayy lmao yes, its the same person. I thought they would grow out of that drama shit, but apparently nope. :(

I used to be friends with them at some point; at least, I'd thought we were friends. All it took was one joke made in poor taste to turn me into a non-person to them. Attempts to reach out beyond that left me spurned, and they've only gotten more bitter and angry in the years since then.

They're older than me, too, so that makes it even more ridiculous.
 
I used to be friends with them at some point; at least, I'd thought we were friends. All it took was one joke made in poor taste to turn me into a non-person to them. Attempts to reach out beyond that left me spurned, and they've only gotten more bitter and angry in the years since then.

They're older than me, too, so that makes it even more ridiculous.

Not sure if I should find that sad or funny. Sad maybe because at some point you were involved in their shit and tried to reach even above it, but really no ounce of pity for them. They are beyond saving at this point.

I did like their art back then, it had certain sensibility, but holy shit their personality is straight up crap.
 
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