Study finds penis length negatively correlated to IQ - Big dick energy apparently small brain energy, claims study


[Editorial note: Haven't seen this written up in news yet, but this is easily the most A&N worthy study ever.]

Two Chinese academics from the Central University of Finance and Economics have authored a paper claiming to demonstrate a negative correlation between flaccid penis size and IQ.

There is a notable racial variation in both adult IQ and penile length. In terms of IQ, the ranking is as follows: Mongoloids > Caucasoids > Mixed Ethnicity > Amerindians > Negroids. This order inversely correlates with penile length, with Mongoloids exhibiting the shortest length but the highest IQ, and Negroids having longer lengths but the lowest IQ.
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The paper rewards reading despite its short length. (Yes, that was deliberate.)

The authors rejoice in the names of Cuntong Wang and Yihe Wangding. There is a significant journal and publication trail for Cuntong Wang, suggesting this is possibly a real person. Who writes about penises.

tl;dr CHINA NUMMA WAN SMOL PEE PEE BIG BRAIN, say Chinese dudes
 
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Maybe women just don't find guys with above average intelligence to be attractive, or it's just a cope by people who are pissed that life isn't a fair distribution of equal points like an RPG character.
 
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Magapedes getting salty here that Chinks figured out that Nignogs aren't smart. I'm surprised about injuns, thought they would have small dicks like other asians. Or do they mean south american injuns, not tom-tom peace pipe ones?

I mean, they don't say "MUH DIK" for nothing when they get arrested. They put all their skill points there, may as well try to use it. Every problem is a nail, and so on.
 
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Sparkling Yuzu said:
That means Inuits are the smartest race.
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There is a point at which the pressure from the cold is outweighed by the sheer lack of resources necessary for civilizational development. Sucks not to have wood, or metal, or paper... Plus that kind of cold is probably detrimental, some pressure allows you to adapt and then thrive, extreme pressure makes you very specialized and they pretty much live off seals the way the plains tribes lived off buffalo and would likewise be absolutely fucked without them.

Also I want to see a reality show where they take some African tribesman and throw him in among the Eskimos for a month and vice versa.
 
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There is a point at which the pressure from the cold is outweighed by the sheer lack of resources necessary for civilizational development. Sucks not to have wood, or metal, or paper... Plus that kind of cold is probably detrimental, some pressure allows you to adapt and then thrive, extreme pressure makes you very specialized and they pretty much live off seals the way the plains tribes lived off buffalo and would likewise be absolutely fucked without them.

Also I want to see a reality show where they take some African tribesman and throw him in among the Eskimos for a month and vice versa.
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There is an Alaska show called Life Below Zero: First Alaskans that has a black man from Compton who lives in a really isolated Inuit village and married and had a bunch of kids with a half Filipino half Inuit woman.
 
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I can verify that Eskimos are smart. I saw them do water magic kung fu in the telly, chaps! I think Useful Mistake was there too.
 
I mean, from an evolutionary standpoint it would make sense. In a tribal society, like in Africa or the Feather Indians, muh big dick alpha males would get all the bitches and reproduce. As societies advance and grow into cities, guys with smaller dicks could impress ladies with things besides strength and prowess, hunting and fighting and muh dick energy. Women would drop panties for intellectuals, administrators, artists, businessmen, etc.

Of course that's also layman science theorizing, doesn't mean the dick measuring study from esteemed scientists like Fuk Wangcock is legit...
 
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