Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sewer Rat]

Nick truly is a case of being miserable having pretty much everything to be happy, but being specific about the streams, I think Nick hates the concept itself of "having to work", when he started the streams he was jolly, put on some kind or level of effort, talked about how he hated working at the bank and the very few cases he worked as a lawyer, Streaming was the biggest "fuck you" to the corporate life, he said it himself multiple times on stream, but after a while, after hitting big success with Rittenhouse and Depp, he realized a lot of other streamers were putting a lot of effort into this youtube job, doing things like hiring teams, editors, professional equipment, etc (for a time Nick was paying someone to clip stuff, and make highlights and stuff like that remember?) and then he realized being a youtuber WAS now his fulltime job and he started to hate it.

That's why he literally uses ANY excuse to stop streaming (my kid had to go to x place, I had to go buy something, I had to drive my wife to X place). he just won't admit that Youtube IS a job, and if he had even 1% of work ethics he would realize that during work hours, sadly his kid should have to understand that "dad is at work"

I think, when Nick realized that being a youtuber was his fulltime paid job is when the whole "stick it to the corps and the man by being independent" died, that's why he started doing streams that was him just drinking, being a degenerate, hanging with degenerate friends on camera. Nick HATES having to work, as a concept, no matter what the actual job is.

 

[Love Machine]

I was going to say John is Rekeita's Lord Akira, but this is even worse.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

So is this John guy Korean?
BIG if true

 

[TurboNAS]

page 1000 is on December 19,2022. We’ve added 2000 pages in a little over a year and a couple months. Those aren’t rookie numbers. Good job, Nick, we wouldn’t be here without your antics.

Have another drink on us buddy!

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Rekieta is streaming rn, did his imfamous bottle lick. Everyone, DRINK!

 

[Kurohige]

Rekieta is streaming rn, did his imfamous bottle lick. Everyone, DRINK!
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Sub-only chat and a more subdued Trump n' Guns title.

He's so anxious about detractors.

 

[Neetorino]

*AHEM*

Sub-only chat and a more subdued Trump n' Guns title.

He's so anxious about detractors.

 

[Maude Snew]

Being a cruel asshole is pathetic and very unfunny.

Like his standup routine.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I know he has late stage brain rot, but what's surprised me maybe even more than the John stream is him not apologising the following day. Not saying this in some moralising "you should apologise for being so cruel" way, but even by Rekieta standards this was embarrassing drunken behaviour. This was less intense than the Mandy clip, and he had to come out and apologise for that (although that was probably just a way to save face with Kayla). I guess he just really is that far gone and shameless that he's doesn't really have any lines left to cross and is just going to act like that was just another day.

That confused me too, but I think it's due to Cuckieta's narcissistic inner values system. He apologized to Man-D because Kayla made him and probably because he thought it might hurt his chances of having sex with Man-D. He made similar "apologies" to Eric July and IIRC Sean because Eric July and Sean both have large audiences and could totally ruin this slimy piece of shit if they wanted to.

Nick believes John is a poster on Kiwifarms. John has very little reach and influence on Nick compared to the above people. John has stopped paying Nick money years ago. Therefore there is no need to apologize to John because nothing bad will happen to Nick. Nick believed the same about Montegraph, thinking he had barely any audience and even if he sued him, Nick would make money out of it because everyone would get in line to hand money to the free speech champion of the interwebz. Obviously that didn't happen but Nick has the crucial lolcow trait where he lacks the ability to learn from past retardation.

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Why doesn't Nick make John the content? Just show the receipts. Let's see Rekieta's moral superiority over us incel prudes on full display as he heroically saves the life of an autistic retard, and then let's see the autistic retard's DISLOYAL betrayal, and then let's see Nick clear the air and prove us all wrong on his alcoholism and relationship with his wife and children. He'd make a million bucks in superchats, a personal apology from Null (and pictures of him wearing the balldo), and everything after page 950 in this thread would be deleted and dozens of incel prudes banned. What does he have to lose?

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Increasingly I feel that the epilogue of the Nick Rekieta story will be a news article that ends with the words: "before turning the gun on himself."

 

[AltisticRight]

Balldo, my man, it's not even March yet. There's now a legitimate chance for Card #2 to be completed before the year ends. He just needs to doze off on a stream which is a matter of time.
The Pink Rabbit will deliver more blows. Now that the balldo is out of the scrotum, there's gonna be people asking what the heck is going on with the NPL.


Field of Greens is basically a scam superfood supplement site.
https://centertrt.org/Field-of-Greens-Review.html

Ever heard of a blender? Get yourself a used vitamix (<$150) and blend fruits and veggies together everyday if your intake of both is too low and you can't be bothered to eat an apple and some carrots. They're selling powdered crap for 1000%+ upcharge.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Increasingly I feel that the epilogue of the Nick Rekieta story will be a news article that ends with the words: "before turning the gun on himself."

With any luck, Liver failure and no one else suffers from it. His kids are gonna be forever fucked up by it though.
Seeing a parent drink themselves to death as a young kid will mess you up quite a bit.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

You go on holiday and *coincidentally* Nick goes off the rails worse than ever. Sure thing, Kalea.

I dont' think there's anything in locals chat for him to watch anymore. Dude is seeing demons, and ceiling cats.

That's the stupidest thing anyone has posted all week. That would be the equivalent of shooting yourself in the foot with a shotgun to treat an ingrown toenail.

I didn't say it was a GOOD plan. More the desperate flailing of a man drowning in alcohol and standing on the precipice of not only losing in court to a fuck up like Steve Quest but also having your wife finally getting fed up of having a coom-brained verbally abusive man-child trying to emulate the drex type wild 20's debauchery he missed out on.

He's been around Dick and Drex too long with their bullshit "hedonism" stories and feels left out. Now he's set to lose a big chunk of change because his mouth ran away from him so he's drunkenly figured why not embrace the "addict" persona. He believes he can pull off the piss-head act and pull himself out of it after he's proved to the judge, "hey look your honour, I'm an alcoholic, not in my right state of mind, can't trust a word that comes out of these drunken lips" not realising he's made himself dependent by now and isn't just playing a drunk character for comedic effect. He's just a full blown pissed in the bed, threw a bottle at the maid, can't be trusted to drive the kids to soccer practice wino.

 

[unfer]

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LMAO The heck is this puppet shit on EVS's opening bumper ?

Whoa he's looking so much better! Wait

 

[AltisticRight]

I was going to say John is Rekeita's Lord Akira, but this is even worse.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-17772849
I mentioned it earlier in the thread. Now with some further thoughts, it's a combination of Lord Akira and Randbot 2020.

For those who are unaware, Lord Akira was a huge time Ethan Ralph paypig who had a falling out, and got doxed by him. Ethan Ralph recorded Randbot2020 crying about his wife having a miscarriage and threatened to release it after the abo faggot tossed a boomerang in the hog's direction. This Balldo mask-off incident is a sick combination of both.

Containment breach: Rage Twig drunken rant has now managed to get noticed by a section of the vtubing community. Say all you want about Vtuber/Vtuber fans, hate them or love them, but they have reach, connections, and most important of all for Nick, resources to deny him.

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The Balldomale does it again.

PNG files dunk on NPL, you love to see it.

Nick hangs around with Vito and he bragged about killing a cat because he was annoyed by it and talked about torturing snapping turtles. Nick has no issues with that stuff.

Balldo caught a small skunk in a bait cage and tossed it in a pond, laughing at the defenseless critter slowly drowning.
This is what a skunk looks like.

They are good for the ecosystem, good for wildlife and fauna, they are a good form of pest control as well. Balldo would rather have rats infesting his McMansion and grub larvae wrecking his lawn than deal with the occasional skunk trying to hunt them down.

Living skunks are more valuable, as most skunks prey primarily on insects, especially those harmful to agriculture. They are also very useful in destroying rats and mice that commonly infest farm buildings. Spotted skunks are particularly efficient hunters because they are quick and are able to follow rodents into smaller spaces than larger skunks can. The earliest legislation for the protection of skunks was passed in 1894 and grew out of appeals from hop growers in New York. In some areas of North America, skunks are a major carrier of rabies, which is fatal to skunks. Although striped skunks can be domesticated and their scent glands removed, they do not generally make good pets.

He's garbage, no surprises.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I don't think Rekieta can die anymore. Not until whatever hellspawn is in control has thoroughly wrung every ounce of sadistic suffering out of this sad sack of shit.

Maybe Rackets doesn't need a doctor. Anyone considered an excorcist?

Nick has become The Booze Lich.

 

[3MMA]

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Pretty sure I got them all. Nick’s totally not mad as he freaks out at old fans, no more no less.

Spoiler: Archives

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/3rFPO?wr=true

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/fN7Ja?wr=true

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/IXLE6

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/YpUoy

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/JXVIx

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/uxJNh

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/sQmmb

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/n8LPW

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/UUO10

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/tC2HW

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Mk9In

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/dwbew

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/dyFxU

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/jGNZm

Story continues, & is probably Still Going:

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/6nyGT

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/QuQBV

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/wom4a

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/nEVPt

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/uc2qj

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/HmMiH

*Nothing fancy I’m on a shit device & wanted to grab these before any DFE.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I think Nick grudgingly did what his family wanted for most of his adult life to keep that purse open - get married, have lots of kids, eventually went to law school, etc… He wasn’t a very good small town lawyer but at least the family could say Nick was an attorney with a wife and five lovely children. He had to play the upstanding family man to keep his family happy and subsiding his large brood.

He streamed for years for not much money, but then he finally hit it and started raking in big bucks on YT, enough that he could be his own man without family purse strings. But his family wasn’t happy or proud about this new career, they were horrified. To an upstanding Midwestern family the whole YT enterprise is distasteful and embarrassing.

I've been joking for the last few days that Dick Masterson is KF's Mephistopheles just more so with the incredible fact that Dick has led at least 5 people into Lolcowdom. This theory really does aid the Faustian bargain.

You can become famous, you can have people following you closely. All you have to do is sell your soul. Which is what Nick did. And now he's in his own damnation. Well at least he can always look back at the Kyle Rittenhouse & Amber Heard trials with nostalgia. When the world truly was Nick's oyster.

 

[Puff]

Field of Greens is basically a scam superfood supplement site.
https://centertrt.org/Field-of-Greens-Review.html

I get kinda sick of the overuse of "scam". Is it a shit product? Maybe. No idea.
Is it a scam? Not from that analysis. Just a sub-par supplement. It is what it says on the tin and the nutritional facts are accurate.

 

[Nate Higgers]

What does he have to do every night at 9ish keeps him out of the house/office?

Didn’t he say something a while ago about “someone” “hypothetically” driving to the next town over to get “happy ending massages”?

It’s probably that