Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[genericwhitemale]

Dax really did lose his mind. Muting some idiot trying to promote themselves is funny. If it weren't his pet pedo he would laugh.

Because he's an LA degenerate who values attention more than his own health. So trying to starve a fat attention whore of attention is obviously ver boten.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

When I was putzing around last night, I came up with an interdimensional mountain man with a day job as a geologist. It's infinitely more original than what Vito shat out for a quick buck.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

It’s only a multiverse story so he can make comics about how is totally original and super smart self insert can so totally kill not-Superman and not-Batman, and not-Sailor Moon and not-Hulk, ect ect.

 

[Guntkvd]

It’s only a multiverse story so he can make comics about how is totally original and super smart self insert can so totally kill not-Superman and not-Batman, and not-Sailor Moon and not-Hulk, ect ect.

Wait until he puts his knee on not-Eric's July neck!

 

[Harm]

his slop-eating fags like krimcl just eat it up

Krimcl is an unemployed and crippingly disabled man who lives off social security checks and spends all his days getting into Discord arguments using voice-to-text programs. He's so poor that he can't afford a PC from the past 15 years and will live the rest of his life in abject poverty.

This clearly puts him in the top echelon of Vito & Dick fans.

If it’s actually an old script I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt

Every finished page of the comic Vito has shown off on Twitter has been a 1-to-1 match to what's in the script. Claiming they "fixed" anything is cope and damage control.

 

[Foltest]

For reference, this site let you see how real comic book scripts look likes:

https://www.comicsexperience.com/scripts/

Compare Chuck Dixon scripts to Vitos.

 

[AnOminous]

Juju the Cow is pissed that the Farms is making fun of his pet retards manga comic book. It also looks like Juju is trying to rewrite history with the "criticism" he and Vito have towards Eric July. Cry more like a woman Juju.

It's literally just shit writing, like something from a parody site. It's like something you'd make up to claim someone you didn't like wrote it to mock them about it.

Except he actually did write it. It's deplorably awful, a sick joke.

By his standards, all video games should just be binned. Oh, they use 3D assets and a premade engine for convenience? How dare you work efficiently, create your own computer programming language!

They were forced into it because after being confronted with the fact their bitching about Eric July had absolutely no basis in fact or even looking at what they criticized, they had to make some shit up.

And then Vaedophile shits this garbage out. This guy thinks he is any position to criticize a guy who actually delivered?

 

[Humongous Faggotous]

The artist seems like he does ok work but he’s clearly just aping off of Chris Oatley’s style. Compare this to the first Invincible graphic novel and the angular faces and exaggerated mouth shapes look exactly like something Oatley would do. Oatley is far more talented but Vedo could never afford him lol.

It just cheapens this book even more imo as the book is ripping off so many concepts that have been done better in other anti-superhero books; invincible, the boys, watchmen, etc. Vedo’s bringing literally nothing new to the table with this book and everything about it seems insanely derivative.

 

[Local Wordmason]

This all reads like a college writing assignment. The kind of person that has no creative ability but to regurgitate tropes and scenes they already saw somewhere else. It really does feel like the comic has zero original ideas in it and is literally only referencing other things, as a "homage". It's like every single scene you could point out exactly where that concept has been used before. The fact that he has to say "like that one scene in the simpsons" shows that he has literally not a single creative bone in his body, he can't even rip off original ideas in a creative way. Vito doesn't have the ability to use words to describe what's happening well enough to even act like he may have thought it up on his own. I would argue that even a hack could write better than this, hacks can at least convince people their writing is original.

 

[genericwhitemale]

I remember Nina Infinity - the woman who's apart of that anti-woke, comicsgate adjacent sector that the likes of Yellow Flash are in - made fun of it on a stream with Dick (the one where it devolved into the entire panel shitting on Vito and Dick screaming about how he's not a pedophile) and joked that Vito is making Superkiller an anti-hero and falling into the anti-hero trope because that's how Vito imagined himself, as the dark horse liberal and contrarian who goes against the grain.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Wait until he puts his knee on not-Eric's July neck!

I’m actually pretty sure either he did a bad photoshop of that or someone else did and he retweeted/responded to it, yet somehow Twitter didn’t have his head over it.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Here's another piece they did next to some likely inspirations.
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I still can't believe they had the gall to go after Eric July's character designs and art when Vedo's own shit looks so crushingly generic. There is absolutely nothing in that art to distinguish it from the dime-a-dozen superhero tripe Marvel or Image were churning out in the 90s.

 

[Guntkvd]

I’m actually pretty sure either he did a bad photoshop of that or someone else did and he retweeted/responded to it, yet somehow Twitter didn’t have his head over it.

I think it was juju kneeling on Eric after their stream debate. Either way, I can see him reusing this joke.

 

[LoreFlexer]

I think it was juju kneeling on Eric after their stream debate. Either way, I can see him reusing this joke.

It was fan art of Super Killer kneeling on Isom's neck. It's actually pretty hilarious.

 

[Guntkvd]

It was fan art of Super Killer kneeling on Isom's neck. It's actually pretty hilarious.
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This guy is slightly better at drawing hands.

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

Every finished page of the comic Vito has shown off on Twitter has been a 1-to-1 match to what's in the script. Claiming they "fixed" anything is cope and damage control.

Lmfao uh oh

 

[Harm]

I remember Nina Infinity - the woman who's apart of that anti-woke, comicsgate adjacent sector that the likes of Yellow Flash are in - made fun of it on a stream with Dick (the one where it devolved into the entire panel shitting on Vito and Dick screaming about how he's not a pedophile) and joked that Vito is making Superkiller an anti-hero and falling into the anti-hero trope because that's how Vito imagined himself, as the dark horse liberal and contrarian who goes against the grain.

She's completely right, that's been a constant character trait of his online persona. His blog says he would sit at college parties quietly sulking about how much better he was than everyone else. The descriptions of his artwork he made in High School reveal his bullshit attitude towards how "art is so easy! Just cut out some dead Columbine kids, put some snowflakes over it, and bam! You get an A!" He's so contemptuous.

Meanwhile, he has nothing to show for his supposed talents that make him better than everyone else. Oh wow, you put white text on black cards 5 years ago and primary color circles over art you didn't make 20 years ago. Not to mention we're all still grieving from the loss of "Vito the Voiceover Guy." Haven't shown this in the thread yet, but he LARPs as Jim Cramer on Twitter; an article will come out saying "this billionaire is pumping a bunch of money into this obscure company" valued at $5 then it goes up to $10. He buys in and then thinks he's Nostradamus. Twitter pays him less than $200 a month to be called a pedophile for Elon Musk's ad dollars. His allegedly successful podcast (who do they think they're fooling?) is only entertaining when the hosts are sincerely lashing out at each other.

He thinks everything in life is so easy until he endeavors to do it himself, then suddenly there's a litany of convenient excuses shifting the blame that he'd never afford to anyone else. Is it any surprise that his superhero self-insert's only character trait is "they're not like MOST girls! superheroes!" An undeserved sense of superiority is one of the pillars of Christopher Gesualdi's sense of self.

 

[Shazam]

I just want to say that the design for Beck sucks. What about that design is supposed to say "spunky immature boyish tagalong that wants to be a hero but doesn't know how"?

What about working at a diner indicates to anyone that she's trying to accomplish this goal either? A character's job is really important to what kind of person they are. Fight Club's Narrator works in soulless risk assessment, Superman+Spiderman are journalists because they have privileged access to major events, 1984's Winston works in the Ministry of Truth because history rewriting is the most important part of Orwell's vision of how the party maintains control.

If a young girl is trying to be a superhero in a world where they exist, she should be in some line of work that allows her to be around and to annoy superheroes to get more involved in their world. She'd be trying to be an assistant or something, not sitting complacent in a diner.

The fundamentals to writing are lost on him.

TBH, he could've just made her a reporter or private detective or something. Supe comes to her for help finding someone or figuring something out. They get close/ work well together. She becomes his "guy in the chair". Boom. She's now a sidekick with no powers. Ez.

 

[AnOminous]

Nobody cares about Super Pedo.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Not only is Vito a fat podophile or a "Minor Attracted Person" as he would prefer to be called but he is also a plagiarist. He's basically copied Burnt Face Man: