Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Not Really Here]

Here's another piece they did next to some likely inspirations.
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Why is dude holding a head over this chick? Is this some bathing in blood kink, or just bad art?

 

[Rotollo 2]

Not only is Vito a fat podophile or a "Minor Attracted Person" as he would prefer to be called but he is also a plagiarist. He's basically copied Burnt Face Man:

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considering daxipad's joke cribbing from al bundy, vito is just following in the footsteps of his idol

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

There's a bit of advice Sam Hyde gives to creators that has always stuck with me. It was something along the lines of 'you should aspire to make people cry from showing them something beautiful'. The world is not at a loss for media that deconstructs, parodies, or even kills off superheroes. If anything, the irreverence towards heroes is one of the main things that gave rise to Comicsgate to begin with. People were tired of seeing heroes they liked either get turned gay or do nothing but eat and punch political strawmen in every issue.

Even in other works that have played with the traditional superhero formula, they tried to have moments of heart that were actually sincere. One Punch Man, Kickass and Invincible especially. Of course, being sincere is something Vito is incapable of doing, despite all his bleating to the contrary that this book is 'a peek into his own soul' or whatever nonsense. You could easily do a drinking game any time you read through the script and saw something described as an obvious parody of something else with no further elaboration, or a 'stereotypical ___'.

An AI would have written a better script, because an AI would at least have a reference pool that includes someone's lived experiences in it. All that's in here is just decades worth of pop culture mashed together.

 

[AnOminous]

An AI would have written a better script, because an AI would at least have a reference pool that includes someone's lived experiences in it. All that's in here is just decades worth of pop culture mashed together.

This is the kind of product you could expect from a fat, useless pedophile.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

If vito is at the "ok so what if it sucks at least it has SOUL" its basically already over. Time to move onto another grift I think you milked the comicsgate/isom stuff as much as you could.

 

[huckbeine]

This all reads like a college writing assignment. The kind of person that has no creative ability but to regurgitate tropes and scenes they already saw somewhere else. It really does feel like the comic has zero original ideas in it and is literally only referencing other things, as a "homage". It's like every single scene you could point out exactly where that concept has been used before. The fact that he has to say "like that one scene in the simpsons" shows that he has literally not a single creative bone in his body, he can't even rip off original ideas in a creative way. Vito doesn't have the ability to use words to describe what's happening well enough to even act like he may have thought it up on his own. I would argue that even a hack could write better than this, hacks can at least convince people their writing is original.

are you sure about that? it sounds like its a high school writing exercise for me, and Vito's story is like chuuni and cringe as fuck

 

[Mango Cobra]

It was fan art of Super Killer kneeling on Isom's neck. It's actually pretty hilarious.
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I'm not an artist but what the fuck is up with those hands?

 

[Pill Cosby]

All this comic stuff shit with Vito’s special retarded comic is great.

Imagine going out your way to harass someone for creating a successful comic, then calling into the guys show begging for some recognition for other comics lol.

Vito is the biggest and cringiest faggot on the planet.

I hope he learns that if you go around criticising someone’s work then you better do a lot better otherwise your criticising your own turd.

 

[变性黑鬼]

So now that the Superkiller reviews are in, what was your favorite part of ISOM?

I liked the part where he does an Assassin's Creed landing on a taxi.

I'll admit that I did not even finish it (good thing I didn't pay for it). The jumbled narrative and lame capeshit costumes made me lose interest.

I skipped ahead to the second issue, and I really enjoy RHETORICAL *SMACK*

Not sure if it's meant to be as funny as it is.

I will say, though: July can write charming characters. Right after RHETORICAL *SMACK* the company's CEO busts in with a bunch of armed troopers and holds up the bad guys. He punches the bad guy in the gut because he's furious that he assaulted his employee, but he lets them leave his building alive. If Vedo wrote this scene, the CEO would have made an unfunny quip about beating women and then machinegunned them all.

Characters don't have to be nice to be charming, but they need strong convictions and values.

If it’s actually an old script I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt but if the final product is anything like this garbage, I would rather read Sonichu.

"Old script" is GIGA copium if you ask me.

If it's an outdated script, then this page is going in the trash, right? Because it follows the "old script" to the letter, so it must be outdated as well. If so, what a fucking waste of the artist's time.

The characters are shit. Beck wants to be a superhero, but she's happy to be a sidekick for the guy who just destroyed her world and killed its greatest hero. He's a villain, you psychotic bitch, all your friends and family are dead. Sam is cool and aloof, there's nothing to say about him, he's every millennial writer protagonist ever.

I love a good villain protagonist story, but either Sam or Beck needs to show some sort of emotion, inner conflict, or conviction.

(What about "kill 100 negroes" for your next book premise? Contact me.)

A guy with no superpowers vs a terrifying alien superman, but the only emotion he shows is anime sweatdrop. Like he's a Japanese salaryman who just dropped his riceball in his colleague's cleavage. The idea that he cannot remember his home but still possesses a strong enough conviction to put his life on the line to commit universe-genocide for it is pretty stupid, but I wouldn't be ripping on it if he at least showed it in his actions.

The worst part is that he doesn't really need conviction to commit universe-genocide because he's doing it to save reality. I understand that it's the foundational narrative premise of his comic, but it takes all weight out of his supervillain-esque killing spree.

Beck is, as you pointed out, the obvious choice to be the straight man to Sam's unhinged murderhobo behavior. However, she shows more emotion in response to being called a skank by Meteor Man than to her entire universe being spontaneously genocided.

I'm sure Vedo is going to say "well it's a comedy book." Bro, your comedy is this:

You have the comedic energy of a wet bag of sand.

Let's take one of the best comedies of all time: Airplane! (1980). It's not just 1.5 hours of immature jokes. It's a genuine film, stuffed to the brim with immature jokes.

being sincere is something Vito is incapable of doing, despite all his bleating to the contrary that this book is 'a peek into his own soul' or whatever nonsense.

So it is a peek into his soul after all: empty. Very sad, many such cases in LA. So to summarize the Kiwi Kritiques: Locate Satan and bargain your soul back.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

"Yeah? Well I'm gonna go make my own comic book! With blackjack! And hookers! Except the hookers are all 8 years old and there's no blackjack or comic book!"

- Vito "Ball on the Dick" Gesualdi

 

[Guntkvd]

This pose looks so awkward, like nigga is freezing and telling you to turn on the heater.

 

[Nate Higgers]

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This pose looks so awkward, like nigga is freezing and telling you to turn on the heater.

What the fuck is going with those porcine ears too

 

[3MMA]

the only emotion he shows is anime sweatdrop.

According to Vaedo, it’s “anime sweat bulb’” as the description (abominable) for his self insert, SuperPaedo.

 

[Harm]

Choice coping from Twitter:







The art he's shared of the current scripted comic is extremely similar to the script.

Spoiler: Art vs Script

 

[AltisticRight]

So, as hard as this got you?

If Vedo is so mad at half a dozen of users on a forum laughing at his shitty comic, now imagine how annoyed Eric July must have been.
Love the taste of your own medicine right, nonce?
Neck.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

Choice coping from Twitter:

thats a lot of text for somebody who doesnt care
this is how i see his whinging about not caring before writing a wall of text
by your own words may you be damned
all i did was switch the words around a little bit it wasnt even that much Vito so it still counts

 

[AnOminous]

This pose looks so awkward, like nigga is freezing and telling you to turn on the heater.

It looks like Vaedo himself perving on a child.

 

[Harm]

In case Vito tries to spin this as a big win, here's him celebrating breaking 1,500 backers on Tuesday, February 20th:



The script leaked only a couple days later, and now we're a couple days removed past that. More importantly, Vito has already been able to address this situation on his Twitter and his allegedly successful podcast. Look at all these views:




16k views on Youtube. 58k views on Twitter, and that's not including the 100k+ views from Null's tweets. Marketing guru Christopher "pedo doujins" Gesualdi reached many eyes over this one slip-up. How many sales could he garner from this stunt?



Ten sales. Womp womp. Sucks to suck!

 

[Particle Bored]

being sincere is something Vito is incapable of doing

disagree

 

[mfalkner]

All this comic stuff shit with Vito’s special retarded comic is great.

Imagine going out your way to harass someone for creating a successful comic, then calling into the guys show begging for some recognition for other comics lol.

Vito is the biggest and cringiest faggot on the planet.

I hope he learns that if you go around criticising someone’s work then you better do a lot better otherwise your criticising your own turd.

I think the call-in precedes the harassment, someone correct me if I'm wrong