Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 4.2%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 254 95.8%

  • Total voters
    265
Ten sales. Womp womp. Sucks to suck!


considering he is depending on @FROG and ComicsgateTM for backers, I Imagine EVS bought those 10 copies to own the SJW's and when the inevitable fall out between Vito the Pedo and EVS, there will be a Bonfire on an All Craps Comics stream in the very near future. IE; Liam Gray Xenotype
 
If vito is at the "ok so what if it sucks at least it has SOUL" its basically already over.
That is 100% a cope on Vedo's part. Remember how he almost literally cried when Dick ripped the piss out of that shitty TV show mock-up he made? People tearing apart Super Killer is going to break his loli-lusting heart.

Case in point:
I haven't seen a man this Not Mad™ since Nick Rekieta's 3-hour shower call with Jersh.
 
That is 100% a cope on Vedo's part. Remember how he almost literally cried when Dick ripped the piss out of that shitty TV show mock-up he made? People tearing apart Super Killer is going to break his loli-lusting heart.

Case in point:

I haven't seen a man this Not Mad™ since Nick Rekieta's 3-hour shower call with Jersh.
yeah lmfao they can ACK ACK ACK all they want but its nothing but cope. "Oh you had a good point... uhhh we already changed that!"

yeah right you greasy pedophile go back to doing cuties reviews or whatever your day job is.

what's real funny is that if eric july was responding the way Vito did they'd use that as ammo against july for being.... whatever their problem with july is.
 
I only heard jewsh's description of the rough draft but it sounds like vito the pedo watched too much anime and thought blending it with indie comics was something no one else ever thought of (anywhere) when it actually sounds pretty common if you hear these indie comic guys talk about their gofuckmes or whatever.
 
what's real funny is that if eric july was responding the way Vito did they'd use that as ammo against july for being.... whatever their problem with july is.
Eric July's tepid responses to Vedo and Juju's bullshit make it all the more mystifying why they are so obsessed with fucking with him.

I know they're just desperate for drama so people will give them attention, but you'd think they'd get a better response needling an actual nutjob like Mags Visaggio or any of Diversity & Comics other sloppy seconds from back in the day.
 
Eric July's tepid responses to Vedo and Juju's bullshit make it all the more mystifying why they are so obsessed with fucking with him.
I think that's why it was pure genius for Eric July to wrap it up with "oh sheeeeit nigga I aint about this" in response to screenshots of Vito's pedophila tweets and then just never interact with them again. I almost wonder if null gave eric that advice since that was null's whole strategy of just ignoring these attention seekers, which has worked out real good so far.
 
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Imagine being the pedophile. Couldn't be me! He's also looking for help making video essays because he's such a talented comedy writer and video editor:

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You don't work, so why don't you do it? Skill issue?
 
If you manage to grit through the script and find funny stuff let me know. I've considered looking at the sneeding but it's all boring theatrics. I'd rather ignore the cloying abundance of e-celeb screeching that feels fake and gay anyways.
Apparently Daxipad and his pet thinks you only talked about reference material and not the dozen other reasons his script is cold diarrhea
 
How did Null destroy it? I made a 1 silly mocking post and then harped on how the script was a chore to read. Hey Vito let me teach you something you should have learned from community college, there's this old saying "Show, don't tell." and your script is really lacking in that. Let's look at Garth Ennis's The Boys.
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First page we see Superheroes flying peacefully as a pack in the sky. They don't seem bad. Why do I want to read a story about these guys being brutally killed? Well Garth knows what he's doing. A few pages in we're introduced to the protagonist of the story Hughie and his girlfriend. And something SHOCKING happens
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WTF this Flash guy just obliterated a cute lady. And he's a dick too, he acts like it's their fault for being in the way. Why that guy is what I'd call a REAL JERK! I hope some comeuppance comes his way! And that's how Garth Ennis gets us excited to see our usual Good Guys be brutally killed. Now let's go to your script!
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So why do I want to see this Not-Superman get killed? Because your yellow guy will make money. Well that's not really compelling buddy. And why does Beck want to help murder superheroes when she grew up loving them? That's really weird man. Why if I were Becks I think I would shoot Sam! What did the Not-Superman do to deserve death? I dunno maybe you're plotting it that Sam & Beck aren't heroes but are anti-heroes. Even if that's the case your story is well --- terrible. I hope you work on it. People gave you $80k to make this thing, boy I hope the actual comics strip is a little more interesting. But I do think Null made a big mistake in his interpretation of the comic, Sam is not a self-insert for Vedo. Just totally wrong.
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Vito's self insert is Dmitri! He's fat and disgusting! And it sounds like he'd enjoy Netflix's Cuties. YOU SICK FUCK
 
I don’t really follow the comicgates drama, but why the fuck are they all pissed at Eric Julay?
I don’t know anything about the guy, except that he made a comic.
 
I don’t really follow the comicgates drama, but why the fuck are they all pissed at Eric Julay?
I don’t know anything about the guy, except that he made a comic.
Black man made comic. Black man was successful. Black man keeps making comics on time and keeps his promises. Vito has promised a comic for YEARS and has delivered ZIP.
 
I don’t really follow the comicgates drama, but why the fuck are they all pissed at Eric Julay?
I don’t know anything about the guy, except that he made a comic.
Juju is trying to force another lolsuit saga. Vito mad because he had a conversation with Eric, and got muted while trying to shill his shitty podcast. EVS mad because Eric didn't recognize his authority. Some of the criticism is valid, but it doesn't warrant such obsession. They act like Eric is a lolcow Klondike, but people just scratch their heads in confusion.
 
I don’t really follow the comicgates drama, but why the fuck are they all pissed at Eric Julay?
I don’t know anything about the guy, except that he made a comic.
Eric let Vito debate him on stream and then muted him whenever he tried to shill his comic when he sniffed out the grift.

Eric disregarded Dax's criticism about Isom because he initially just shat on it and him without any knowledge of it and only read it later because another streamer called him out. Some of it was probably valid, but the initial encounter basically gave Eric little incentive to actually listen so now Dax is trying to make Eric his new Maddox.

Eric ignores EVS' advice to actually listen to Dax, dm's EVS letting him know that trying to both sides him when Dax is actively fucking with him is kinda shitty and EVS pretends to be threatened by it months later, and Eric incidentally makes him look completely incompetent by actually putting out his books on time instead of dicking around on the internet for years
 
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Imagine being the pedophile. Couldn't be me! He's also looking for help making video essays because he's such a talented comedy writer and video editor:
Imagine dragging your ass for years putting out a single comic book you got paid $80k to produce, starting fights with a random black dude who delivered what he promised on time....

Only for the script to leak early and it turn out the comic you 'put your soul into' is just Big Bang Theory-tier reference humour and stock characters ripped off of more successful properties.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
 
Apparently Daxipad and his pet thinks you only talked about reference material and not the dozen other reasons his script is cold diarrhea
No, he knows, he just pretends to illicit a response. "wtfff noo that's not my argument wtfff let me explain myself by going over your 25 minute self-suck session". I'm just going to keep ignoring their dumb bullshit until I can call Vito a pedophile some more and hurt his feelings.
 
So why do I want to see this Not-Superman get killed? Because your yellow guy will make money. Well that's not really compelling buddy. And why does Beck want to help murder superheroes when she grew up loving them? That's really weird man. Why if I were Becks I think I would shoot Sam! What did the Not-Superman do to deserve death? I dunno maybe you're plotting it that Sam & Beck aren't heroes but are anti-heroes. Even if that's the case your story is well --- terrible. I hope you work on it. People gave you $80k to make this thing, boy I hope the actual comics strip is a little more interesting. But I do think Null made a big mistake in his interpretation of the comic, Sam is not a self-insert for Vedo. Just totally wrong.
I think a big issue with modern comics (which I only pirate once every few years out of abject boredom and never buy) is that everyone's trying to be meta and post-ironic about everything in the least tactful or well-constructed ways to the point where most stories are just there for terrible sitcom style jokes that don't work without a laugh track and hamfisted sociopolitical messaging less and less people care about with each passing day.
 
Black man made comic. Black man was successful. Black man keeps making

Eric let Vito debate him on stream and then muted him whenever he tried to shill his comic when he sniffed out the grift.

Eric disregarded Dax's criticism about Isom because he initially just shat on it and him without any knowledge of it and only read it later because another streamer called him out. Some of it was probably valid, but the initial encounter basically gave Eric little incentive to actually listen so now Dax is trying to make Eric his new Maddox.

Eric ignores EVS' advice to actually listen to Dax, dm's EVS letting him know that trying to both sides him when Dax is actively fucking with him is kinda shitty and EVS pretends to be threatened by it months later, and Eric incidentally makes him look completely incompetent by actually putting out his books on time instead of dicking around on the internet for years
Huh. That makes Juju, Pedo Vito and EVS look even more pathetic.
 
I'm like pretty sure Vito creeped on a barista at one point and that's the origin of Beck, it would explain why there is no actual features or character traits being described other than being a soup of coomer fantasies.

This thing is a weird hodgepodge of comic and manga tropes, the use of the lucky pervert trope came off as weird to me since Vito being the hilarious guy he is didn't just have the victim of the groping cry "pervert" like the trope, but an onlooker scream "rapist" like they would in real life, this isn't supposed to be a horny manga right?
I remember when all those comics that everyone loves like Spiderman had Peter fall backwards headfirst into Mary's Jane, or when Batman slipped on nothing into a sex position with Poison Ivy. If this wasn't a manga trope i'd say it's original at least, but i guess this is why EVS likes it, since he hates manga and is ignorant of its tropes.
 
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