Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Blackstar]

After getting to over 4k on Hilo, he lost it all

 

[Patty Q. Anonlinson]

Based Gen Alpha kid wondering where all the white people at.
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The only person on Monkey who is on more drugs than Bossman

I missed this clip on my first pass of the Bossman thread. It's very telling.

The crack and the constant dopamine fluctuations has fried his brain beyond the extent that he treats his own family like shit and sees no problem with life he leads.
However, someone comments on the lack of White people (and implied ubiquity of Basketball Americans) on Monkey (aptly named apperently), and Bossman protests at the big moral issue before him: racism.

It's chilling how deeply ingrained Nigger-worship is in the Amerimutt psyche.

 

[Monopolywheel]

violence bros, we're back

chair bros how are we gonna recover from this?

 

[Kees H]

Roulette fucking squirted bruh. Austin celebrates with a happy dance and screaming YEAHHH while getting caught in a coughing fit

Spoiler: Full screen

"Rigged, rigged." - Austin Curtis Peterson on Stake.us their odds, 2024

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

After a year of being threadbanned, I'm back like cancer

 

[SandyCat]

Bossman got close to breaking something. The bong is shaking in fear
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That door is never going on the hinges is it

 

[Kees H]

Trapper walks into the room, Austin wants to close the door after he walks in, and barely remembers the door is not hanging on its hinges yet

 

[ForTheHoard]

Trapper walks into the room, Austin wants to close the door after he walks in, and barely remembers the door is not hanging on its hinges yet

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Trapper in the cuuuuuut!

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

Trapper walks into the room, Austin wants to close the door after he walks in, and barely remembers the door is not hanging on its hinges yet

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When Trapper walks into the room like that it's kind of like he's gambling for some attention and even though he usually gets ignored for gamba at least he is actually successful some of the time.

 

[East_Clintwood]

If Austin's mom is so fucking great then why hasn't she cleaned his bong? Look at the state of that thing. Unbelievable!

I must admit I was wrong since I was betting on Total Bong Death before it could become that disgusting. Of course the real question now is how the fuck did Eddie and those bastards at Stake rig this against me....

 

[KingFrampt]

Amazing things happening in the Bossmanjack Discord

 

[Billy Bong]

BossmanJack is changing the world, one begging pajeet at a time.
Gobless us every one.

 

[Kees H]

Apparently I clipped a lot of dumb shit last night while being drunk and held off on posting it because of that, only posting the non retarded ones I found in my clips directory, here are a couple of funny moments from Austins streams last night.

The Bossman got felted on Hi-Lo and decided to hide in his hoodie for a good malding sesh about Stake originals.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

Someone in his chat planted the seed for super high risk wheel, because IT CAN PAY BRUH. He didn't get addicted to this, for now.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

The money comes in, and the madman fucking does it.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

Even the Blackjack table selector is scamming Austin, dude.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

He hits a triple treat 50x on Blackjack and celebrates that with a happy dance.

Spoiler: Full clip, not just the happy dance

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

Austin chimps out at PC Blackjack (without the chimp music), and hits himself. Fuck his life, bro. He feels like such a fucking idiot, dude, but decides to go straight back in with PC Blackjack. These are just the clips of him getting angry and close to violence, full clip in the spoiler (also includes Crack-o-Vision™).

Spoiler: Full clip

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

Austin realises he's a clown. So sad bro.

Spoiler: Full screen

 

[SandyCat]

Austin realises he's a clown. So sad bro.

"It's fucking gone dude"

 

[Kees H]

The bar of silverooni just arrived:

Someone asked him about a Kiwi Farms coin, and this was Austin's response:

"What a dickfuck." - Austin Curtis Peterson, 2023

Austin steps in the glass that is still on his fucking carpet because he doesn't clean his room or let rat mom do it for him.

Gets felted on PC blackjack, and he knocks something over on his desk.

Spoiler: Full screen

OHHHWHWHWH MYYY GAWWWDD FAAAAAHHCKKKKKK. How to lose 150 bucks in 5 seconds.

Spoiler: Full screen

Keno's so fucking back.. Watch something crazy br... FUCK I LOST IT ALL I HATE MY LIFE BROS

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

 

[Rob Wolchek]

If Austin's mom is so fucking great then why hasn't she cleaned his bong? Look at the state of that thing. Unbelievable!

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bongbros... we're so fucked

 

[Punished Neco]

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

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That bong water behind him is unironically turning into what I imagine the Potion Seller's stronger potion would look like IRL.

That's the only comment I have to make about this picture

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

The chair appears to be completely broken and he has to retrieve a new victim. R.I.P

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Austin has silver now? Will he start to habitually rub it to soothe his crackhead fury, like our dear feeder does?

 

[lol cow supreme]

A shot of the silver bar, but more terrifying hand filth! I lt appears he's at least crudely dug out some of the dirt out from under the nails, perhaps with a paper clip, but still a shitty job. And hasnt actually washed the hands. He's one paper cut away from dying of sepsis.