Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Automaton Type 2B]

Another giveaway scammed lol.

 

[Pomniman]

Austin has silver now? Will he start to habitually rub it to soothe his crackhead fury, like our dear feeder does?

There's no way he doesn't sell it for crack money within a week at most.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

There's no way he doesn't sell it for crack money within a week at most.

I know a certain website owner who will take it off his hands for a fair price..

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

I know a certain website owner who will take it off his hands for a fair price..

Null would never, he has too much love in his heart for BMJ to do him dirty like that.

A shot of the silver bar, but more terrifying hand filth! I lt appears he's at least crudely dug out some of the dirt out from under the nails, perhaps with a paper clip, but still a shitty job. And hasnt actually washed the hands. He's one paper cut away from dying of sepsis.

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Speaking of which, @Null our resident silver expert, did the Bossman buy genuine silver?

 

[dumbledore]

Another giveaway scammed lol.

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For some context, a juicer gave Austin $200(2x $100) to give away amongst his viewers. Austin rolled out a few people, didn't give anyone anything and proceeded to beg them to "give it back" to him by allowing him to gamble it. He gambled it either way and lost it all, claiming he will "make it right" tomorrow(today) which he obviously didn't do.

This is his response to getting called out:

 

[WelperHelper99]

A shot of the silver bar, but more terrifying hand filth! I lt appears he's at least crudely dug out some of the dirt out from under the nails, perhaps with a paper clip, but still a shitty job. And hasnt actually washed the hands. He's one paper cut away from dying of sepsis.

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At least the silver is in a case... Oh Austin. Rich enough for silver, but not rich enough for hand soap.

 

[Null]

Speaking of which, @Null our resident silver expert, did the Bossman buy genuine silver?

It's not possible to know without actually testing it.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

It's not possible to know without actually testing it.

Looks like Bossman wins again. Silver until proven to be fake, rats btfo.

 

[R00T]

Null needs to move back to America already so we can have a live in studio interview with BMJ for Mad at the Internet where Null professionally tests the silver and delivers the results like Maury declaring a man the father.

Please tell me he’s moving on from the limbo game more and more. Every time I hear the premise of the game I just imagine Bossmanjack walking up to a hole in the ground, tossing a bunch of quarters in and hoping the hole will spit out a wad of twenties.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Please tell me he’s moving on from the limbo game more and more. Every time I hear the premise of the game I just imagine Bossmanjack walking up to a hole in the ground, tossing a bunch of quarters in and hoping the hole will spit out a wad of twenties.

Bro, limbo can print. It's DUE.

 

[SandyCat]

The bar of silverooni just arrived:

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Someone asked him about a Kiwi Farms coin, and this was Austin's response:

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"What a dickfuck." - Austin Curtis Peterson, 2023

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Austin steps in the glass that is still on his fucking carpet because he doesn't clean his room or let rat mom do it for him.

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Gets felted on PC blackjack, and he knocks something over on his desk.

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Spoiler: Full screen

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OHHHWHWHWH MYYY GAWWWDD FAAAAAHHCKKKKKK. How to lose 150 bucks in 5 seconds.

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Spoiler: Full screen

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Keno's so fucking back.. Watch something crazy br... FUCK I LOST IT ALL I HATE MY LIFE BROS

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Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

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You've been practically keeping this thread alive by yourself with these clips. Thank you for your service

 

[genericwhitemale]

Don't listen to the RATS in this thread, Austin. Watch this inspiring video.

 

[Android raptor]

Hes had the bong for how long and its already this nasty

 

[WelperHelper99]

Hes had the bong for how long and its already this nasty

I mean, he's doing a LOT of weed and crack. A LOT.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Hes had the bong for how long and its already this nasty

It's not Bossman's fault that his whack ass bong can't keep up with his God like tolerance of Marijuana and crack cocaine. Besides, the residue just adds flavor, like cooking with a seasoned cast iron pan.

 

[SandyCat]

Is it even possible to properly clean the bong at this point?

It's probably melded itself with the glass

 

[ForTheHoard]

Is it even possible to properly clean the bong at this point?

Not only is it possible, but it's easy. His bong is a really simple design and there's no hard-to-get areas. 5 minutes and a $5 bottle of bong cleaner from his local smoke shop would have it looking brand new. He's just a pig.

 

[Majima Construction]

I couldn't sleep last night and somehow it struck me to check out kick because I wanted to watch some degenerate gambling, I haven't dont this before. Austin is prob the third or fourth stream I came across and within five minutes he had multiple bad beats and ended the stream extremely abruptly.

One google search of his username and FUCK I struck gold including this thread. It has been fascinating watching him operate in the same cycle over and over and over and overrrrrr again. I'm truly fascinated with it, i've been clean from drugs for over 9 years so I do mostly understand the mindset for gambling addicts. His parents are the reason he is still pulling this shit, they need to kick him out and never give him money again then maybe he could actually generate some desperation and get help.


I fucking hate his 'YEEEEAH' so much.

 

[NORMAL HUMAN]

For some context, a juicer gave Austin $200(2x $100) to give away amongst his viewers. Austin rolled out a few people, didn't give anyone anything and proceeded to beg them to "give it back" to him by allowing him to gamble it. He gambled it either way and lost it all, claiming he will "make it right" tomorrow(today) which he obviously didn't do.

This is his response to getting called out:
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The dog in the background leaving the room immediately after bossman does his weedhead cough was a pretty good touch.

 

[Billy Bong]

Not only is it possible, but it's easy. His bong is a really simple design and there's no hard-to-get areas. 5 minutes and a $5 bottle of bong cleaner from his local smoke shop would have it looking brand new. He's just a pig.

You mean clean your bong, like a rat!?

I kind of like the disgusting bong in the background. It's a nice Aesthetic.
The disgusting bong, the door on the wall, the 500 bets with 600 to play with...The Boss knows how to set the scene.
He's my favorite cow for a reason, and I appreciate the attention to detail.