Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
Nick has talked about the de-programming he has to do with his children after religious instruction.

Nick deflects to by saying he is a 'bad Christian',, but he simultaneously tells people that Grace means he cannot mess up badly enough that God will judge him. He wants to be an unironic 'Only God can judge me', type by saying everyone is just too uptight amd judgemental.

On the bright side, given Nick's standard of effort, he probably hasn't depogrammed shit.

Also his "once saved always saved" cope doesn't stand up to any actual reading of scripture. He's just going to come across even more pathetic and degenerate to his kids.
 
On the bright side, given Nick's standard of effort, he probably hasn't depogrammed shit.

Also his "once saved always saved" cope doesn't stand up to any actual reading of scripture. He's just going to come across even more pathetic and degenerate to his kids.
oh i grew up with coupld dozen Baptist who would disagree with you!
 
Nick has talked about the de-programming he has to do with his children after religious instruction.

Nick deflects to by saying he is a 'bad Christian',, but he simultaneously tells people that Grace means he cannot mess up badly enough that God will judge him. He wants to be an unironic 'Only God can judge me', type by saying everyone is just too uptight amd judgemental.
God sees your balldo, Nick.
 
Kayla's solution of increasing sex appeal (to an unhealthy degree) looks even worse when one remembers how often she seems to look for attention outside of her marriage. At this point it would be silly to think that Kayla is just trying to be a sexy monogamous wife and look her best just for Nick. Kayla's solution of slimming down, getting work done, publicly flirting with other men, and doing drugs at a swinger resort in Jamaica bodes ill and doesn't invite much sympathy on the face of it.

But she's married to Nick Rekieta. Can one really criticize her? Yes, because her decisions still impact her children and rather than deal with her problems head on through counselling or even divorce, Kayla decided to keep feeding her husband porn, slim down, get work done, approach/flirt with other men, and do drugs at a swinger resort in Jamaica and follow their staff on Instagram. That doesn't really scream "warrior" to me.... more like hotwife or an impending divorcée?
I believe it's true what Faran said about Kayla wanting to swing.
 
Really? Whats the point of pretending to be a Christian at all except for grifting and appearances. Just send them to public school and then he wont need any "De-programming" at all because they'll be just like Balldoman when they're done. I'd love to see a clip of that copesplain.
Exactly. It’s retarded and has to be confusing af for the kids. You don’t go to great effort to have some customized home schooling and curriculum and then tell the kids to only believe some of it. What a head fuck. Why even bother.
Notice how Kayla talks about how “we used to listen to Christian radio exclusively THEN” and she kinda does it with this verbal eyeroll.

Kayla was probably a Christian at one point, but I can see Nick gaslighting and manipulating it out of her.
I think Nick made the mistake of trying to marry what he believed was the idealized young woman twenty years ago. It didn’t have much to do with compatibility but what he believed society most prized in a woman when he was in his twenties.

I’ve known several men who did this, all ended up divorced after a few kids and 10-15 years of marriage. The guys all were a different levels of hedonists that liked to raise a little hell, chase bad girls and drink but were also raised middle class Christian boys. a “bad boy” that wants a very “good girl” as a wife syndrome.

When it came to what these 18-25 year old men wanted in a wife it was 1. Virgin 2. Pretty 3. Sweet/ Docile 4. Christian (but honestly Christian was just a given, so church twice a week and in the choir is more apt) 5. Woman who proclaimed bring good wife/mom was her calling. 6. Someone they felt smarter than.

A cheerleader, or homecoming Queen, is icing on the cake. The wholesome Christian girl is supposed to suffer with, and then tame, the young man. Then they raise a happy, wholesome, god fearing family together.

It comes down to these young men putting a lot of value on what they perceive their society/community prized in women, because they were still a bit young to know what they needed or wanted in a wife. These traits were seem at the most important. It sounds like Kayla was a sweet, perky, pretty cheerleader with strong Christian values and good family, but could let her hair down a little. She ticked every box Nick, and his upbringing, told him a woman should. She ideal wife material traits for an upstanding, sober, hardworking. Christian man, but that’s not Nick, at least now now if it ever was.

Nick liked the idea of a good Christian wife and mom, but living the reality was more difficult for him over the years. So they’ve grown apart. Kayla would have been better off if she had stuck to being a good Christian, rather than try to rationalize and cooperate with Nick’s moral slide. I think she resisted his back sliding ways at first, but his fame and money rolling in made it easier for her to think maybe he was onto something after all and she was just being a judgmental prude. She also probably thought, correctly, that she could lose her husband if she didn’t go along with his new lifestyle and interests.

As it stands now Nick no longer has the prized, wholesome Christian wife because she tried to adjust to the baldo e-celeb husband and party with him - per his request. But he also doesn’t get a libertine, party girl, which he might be compatible with, because that’s not Kayla either. So he ends up unsatisfied with Kayla no matter what. Straddling both worlds was never going to work for her or him.

What Nick idolized as wife material as a 22 year old man is vastly different from what he now wants as a 40-something, alcoholic, e-celeb streamer. But he’s married to the woman he chose as a young man and has five children with her, so this is why he pouts and drinks.
 
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Nick's whole internet nice guy Mr.Rodgers routine was as fake as when Boogie did it. This is who Nick Rekieta always was. The alcohol just let it all come out.
I generally don't subscribe to the "alcohol shows the real person" idea, because alcohol by its nature is a mind-altering substance. It fucks with your executive reasoning and drops your IQ.

However, I'll make an exception in Nick's case.
I have my suspicions about who "John" might be, but really it's not important. And @AltisticRight is bang on. Rekieta is a drug addled snake. The kind of guy who would rather pop pills then take his dying mother to dialysis. The absolute lowest of the low. It's shocking to me he's managed to keep an audience this long.
There are elements to his early-career behaviour that appeared innocuous, if a little quirky, but which in light of recent revelations, reveal the man to have always been some sort of narcissistic degenerate with poor impulse control. Stuff that can be spun as positive; big, showy purchases at charity donations, pro se representation (where he does no work) and the like. His stories about his previous jobs can be portrayed as "fighting against the man" or whatever, but they stink of nepo hires that he blew off because he had daddy's money to live on. He throws cash around like he has no idea of its worth and has never truly worked a real day in his life.
 
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