Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

Not only is it possible, but it's easy. His bong is a really simple design and there's no hard-to-get areas. 5 minutes and a $5 bottle of bong cleaner from his local smoke shop would have it looking brand new. He's just a pig.

years ago now, i remember watching a youtube video where some guy had a black bong like Bossmans
he put a few inches of some kind of cleaning alcohol in the bottom and a cup of rice
he swirled the bong around for about 20 seconds, no scrubbing, and the thing was shining brand new and clean
i still dont know how the fuck that worked but it comes out looking brand new
i just looked it up and it can apparently work with salt as well instead of rice, timestamped

 

[ForTheHoard]

years ago now, i remember watching a youtube video where some guy had a black bong like Bossmans
he put a few inches of some kind of cleaning alcohol in the bottom and a cup of rice
he swirled the bong around for about 20 seconds, no scrubbing, and the thing was shining brand new and clean
i still dont know how the fuck that worked but it comes out looking brand new
i just looked it up and it can apparently work with salt as well instead of rice, timestamped

That's basically all bong cleaner is. A solvent mixed with a light abrasive. Isopropyl alcohol and table salt works just fine.

 

[SandyCat]

That bong water behind him is unironically turning into what I imagine the Potion Seller's stronger potion would look like IRL.

He's making Overload potions

Gotta get that Herblore to 99 somehow

 

[Kees H]

Austin just had a great stream. Only cut off the intro, it was 4 mins, and it took him ~2 mins to lose his entire reload. Hilarious.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

EDIT: Austin is watching one of his buddies gamble, but he can't stream it because he's playing on another gambling site. Of course, Austin is retarded, so he lets the name of that site slip

EDIT2: Austin made close to 3k on originals, decided to play slots, got felted there, so this is how he chucks 1000 USD from the vault into limbo and loses it all.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

 

[ScurvyRat]

After running it up and losing it like normal, Bossman took to discord to sperg the fuck out

Spoiler: The big sperg

There were about 20+ people in the voice channel and he nuked it.
He calmed down and stopped posting after this. I was quick to get the screenshots in case he did delete the discord suddenly.
EDIT: He banned everyone in the voice call, including myself and

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

There were about 20+ people in the voice channel and he nuked it.

Did he delete the entire server or just the voice channel?

 

[Null]

I think he banned everyone in VC. I was listening to people spam SFX and suddenly got banned.

 

[ScurvyRat]

Did he delete the entire server or just the voice channel?

This is so chaotic I changed my edit I can't keep up with this crackhead rn

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I think he banned everyone in VC. I was listening to people spam SFX and suddenly got banned.

You'll get back in when he nukes the server and makes a new one with a clear banlist.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

For my real degenerate fucking stoners out there, my absolutely disgusting heathens, what’s the over under on Bossman smoking resin?
My bet, that’s the only reason he’d clean the bong.

 

[KingFrampt]

For my real degenerate fucking stoners out there, my absolutely disgusting heathens, what’s the over under on Bossman smoking resin?
My bet, that’s the only reason he’d clean the bong.

He smokes resin all the time that's why he has those horrific coughing fits

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

There were about 20+ people in the voice channel and he nuked it.
He calmed down and stopped posting after this. I was quick to get the screenshots in case he did delete the discord suddenly.
EDIT: He banned everyone in the voice call, including myself and

Austin is fucking intolerable when he's suicide baiting. This sort of behaviour would be pathetic from a 14 year old girl, never mind someone pushing 30. Take a deep breath, bossman. Maybe mommy will give you your allowance early if you try this act on her.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

what’s the over under on Bossman smoking resin?

he scrapes the black shit from inside his pipes and smokes it, its a black goop he calls resin
its absolutely as disgusting as it sounds and it causes him to have coughing fits even worse than with weed
edit: here is a video of him literally breaking his pipe for the sole purpose of being able to scrape goop out and smoke it

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/austin...7-bossmanjack-irondollah.170347/post-17407822

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

he scrapes the black shit from inside his pipes and smokes it, its a black goop he calls resin
its absolutely as disgusting as it sounds and it causes him to have coughing fits even worse than with weed

My man is down baaaad lmao.

 

[SleeplessEcho]

I couldn't sleep last night and somehow it struck me to check out kick because I wanted to watch some degenerate gambling, I haven't dont this before. Austin is prob the third or fourth stream I came across and within five minutes he had multiple bad beats and ended the stream extremely abruptly.

One google search of his username and FUCK I struck gold including this thread. It has been fascinating watching him operate in the same cycle over and over and over and overrrrrr again. I'm truly fascinated with it, i've been clean from drugs for over 9 years so I do mostly understand the mindset for gambling addicts. His parents are the reason he is still pulling this shit, they need to kick him out and never give him money again then maybe he could actually generate some desperation and get help.


I fucking hate his 'YEEEEAH' so much.

Grab a seat, some popcorn, and get cozy. Our BossmanLad here is the gift that keeps on giving. And the regulars in the thread who religiously clip and document his highlights are the heroes we don't deserve.

Spoiler: A tip on etiquette

That said, do take care not to overshare. It's the second guideline, right above the textbox where you write your post. Welcome to the Farms, have a pleasant stay.

 

[chimpSculpture]

Nine minutes lol.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Nine minutes lol.
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This should be enshrined and embedded into the thread like the Gunt quote.

 

[Punished Neco]

Signalb00t couldn't simply stay away and is back gifting hundreds of subs to Bossman.

Bossman has lost it all and hates his fucking life so it hasn't effected the ecosystem that much

 

[Midnight Cooking]

Eddie needs to go back to school, because everyone knows 4 is the lowest possible number. His rigged-ass game can't even count right.

 

[dumbledore]

I don't think these have been posted before, here is closeup shots of Austin's "metals".