Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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He just seems like a deeply unhappy person.

This is what happens when you spoil your kids too much and they have to face up to their own mediocrity too late into adulthood.
I think what happens to many rich kids is that they never have to struggle for anything so life is meaningless. So they turn into Hunter Biden and are on crack or various other types of drugs, fucking your dying brothers wife before and after he dies, you fuck your niece, and hookers of questionable age. I’m sure Hasan has done something comparable or will someday.
 
i would almost sympathize with streamers if they understood that compared to regular jobs, this is fucking nothing to them. all you have to do is sit there, eat takeout, mumble a few words, talk about how society is crumbling, read donations for a couple of hours. oh no asmon, please tell me about how hard it is while wiping your tears away with $100 bills. if this is some gay attempt at making me feel bad for them, it's not working
There are some takes that are bad but are good soundbites even if they're wrong ("mothers are the hardest job in the world!") but straight up telling people "Twitch streaming is hard work" ranks even below "whoring it up on OnlyFans is real work".

It blows my mind how some of the people with the easiest, highest-paying jobs in the world are also the ones that are the most ungrateful, shitty people out there.
 
You know, sometimes I get a little upset, maybe seethe, hell maybe even mald, over the fact that people like Hasan and Asmongold are a part of the 1% and what it says about society bottom text, but then I consider for a while and remember that at the end of the day, no matter how much money and attention you give to these guys, they are degenerates of the highest degree, and if they continue in their ways then in 10 years or so Hasan will be sucking dick in alleyways for money to buy more Gucci because of his addiction to luxury clothes, and Asmongold will be completely digested by cockroaches.
These thoughts give me great strength, they make me strive to continue living to see that day.
 
Imagine being born into a family that is wealthy. You have all the connections and cash to get through life with no issues. They pay for your university and then give you a high paying job straight out of school. You then use your connections at that media company to get into streaming and build up a huge career making you a millionaire. You live in an exclusive part of the most expensive city on the west coast, own sports cars and live laviously. You then go after the very economic system that allowed you to live such a carefree privileged life.
 
Hasan was given a job straight out of college at his multimillionaire uncle Cenk's media company then got multiple different shows through his nepositisic family connections there.
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I know, I meant an actual job. Not some retard nepo baby position that was handed to him on a platter where he got paid 6 to 7 figures to do nothing.
 
Hasan the Socialist gives his 1000 IQ take on working a real job
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I now truly understand Sam Hyde's desire to kill this fag

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Hasan responds to the viral clip
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you're only saying this because people are giving you shit for it turkroach

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i would almost sympathize with streamers if they understood that compared to regular jobs, this is fucking nothing to them. all you have to do is sit there, eat takeout, mumble a few words, talk about how society is crumbling, read donations for a couple of hours. oh no asmon, please tell me about how hard it is while wiping your tears away with $100 bills. if this is some gay attempt at making me feel bad for them, it's not working
I hate these streaming faggots so fucking much. So I will say it again:

STREAMING IS NOT A JOB. IT IS A GLORIFIED HOBBY. IT IS NOT A CAREER. IT IS NOT STRESSFUL. IT DOESN'T BENEFIT SOCIETY IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY AND NEVER WILL. ANYONE CAN DO IT, YOU JUST GOT LUCKY. IF YOU THINK IT'S HARD, YOU ARE JUST PATHETIC. YOU HAVE THE EASIEST JOB IN THE WORLD. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO LEAVE HOME TO DO IT. IF YOU HAD TO WORK A REAL JOB, IT WOULD CHEW YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT. SO STFU AND SAVE IT FOR YOUR THERAPIST OR NECK YOURSELF. THE WORLD WON'T MISS YOU.
 
Hasan the Socialist gives his 1000 IQ take on working a real job
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Working in retail is tougher than Twitch streaming because you’re not allowed to fight fire with fire when you feel like somebody is being an asshole. And there’s no way to ban them, but you could find yourself fired.
 
i know context matters, i get it. i'm all for getting context to what people say but after a certain point, you gotta say "man fuck the context. in what world do you think this is okay to say?"
The funny (or infuriating, depending on how you feel) thing about it is that in Hasan's case, there is no context that could be added to "streaming is harder than a 9 to 5 job" that would make said statement true and sensible.

Hasan going to the out of context excuse just makes him look even worse and out of touch, if not arrogant and callous. Ideally, shit like this should cause his viewership numbers to suffer, but Twitch is chock-full of equally brain-dead idiots willing to spend welfare money or money they scraped by doing shifts at McD's on millionaires like Hasan.
 
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