Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AnOminous]

Patrick said something I found curious:
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If he's referring to the Killian documents controversy, he's made some serious errors here. The reporting wasn't correct, as Rather himself admitted. Rather was not fired, and his resignation may not have been related to the controversy, although it probably was.

Sloppy work, just like Fat Rick himself.

He is nothing if not a porcine, squealing moron who is never right about anything.

This is my first memory of Internet autism blowing up shit, and I believe iirc the Cope was “the documents were basically true even if the actual ones shown were forged”

That's the most charitable interpretation. And it almost really doesn't matter because if the source was forged then the contents can't be trusted to establish fact. I do think Dubya was probably a bit of a fuckup in TANG but those documents don't establish that because they're either outright fake or they lied about their authenticity.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Patrick said something I found curious:
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If he's referring to the Killian documents controversy, he's made some serious errors here. The reporting wasn't correct, as Rather himself admitted. Rather was not fired, and his resignation may not have been related to the controversy, although it probably was.

Sloppy work, just like Fat Rick himself.

Jennifer taking a break from being wrong about his own history to be wrong about other people's history

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Most people know Patrick Tomlinson from his acclaimed sci-fi novels and holiday short stories but personally I'm a fan of his cameo in the Arkham games. Someone at Rocksteady must be a Patposter.

Wait a minute, this predates Norm 11? Lalala, I can't hear you. He literally looks like Patrick.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Anyone have a single twitter or X full url for the best to unleash a fatruck on an unsuspecting user? Like a search for “enjoy prison” or some hottest takes or whatever you feel would be that right combination of horror and pathos.

 

[Creative Username]

Anyone have a single twitter or X full url for the best to unleash a fatruck on an unsuspecting user? Like a search for “enjoy prison” or some hottest takes or whatever you feel would be that right combination of horror and pathos.

Just link people to the replies tab of his feed, he'll be childing somebody.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Oh my actual fucking god....

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For reference here is the vid and.....jesus fucking christ i actually cringed in pain
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I mean.....the fuck I even need to say?

Is fat straight up trolling us now and making "my wife dreams of getting railed by large black men on the daily and im fine with that" jokes just to screw with our heads?!

because if so its fucking working

Calling your wife's pussy a "basement" while clumsily trying to say she's horny for black guys is so Pat.

 

[An automatic clown]

Everything Pat likes and touches turns to shit. Thanks a lot fatty

 

[Neetorino]

Everything Pat likes and touches turns to shit. Thanks a lot fatty
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God fucking damn it Patrick, I hope you enjoy prison.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Patty Xeeted about how everyone he hates is a Russian agent, then waited an hour and replied to his own Xeet with his ‘actual tough guy’ act dialled up to 11:



Quickly followed by this input from one of my favourite pests. I actually busted out laughing at this:

 

[Creative Username]

Patty Xeeted about how everyone he hates is a Russian agent, then waited an hour and replied to his own Xeet with his ‘actual tough guy’ act dialled up to 11:

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Quickly followed by this input from one of my favourite pests. I actually busted out laughing at this:

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>cleptocratic
A professional auThor in every way.
Just look at him definitely spelling the word "kleptocratic" correctly. He never makes aPelling misTakes or typos, child. Enjoy prions.

 

[Piggle Rick]

>cleptocratic
A professional auThor in every way.
Just look at him definitely spelling the word "kleptocratic" correctly. He never makes aPelling misTakes or typos, child. Enjoy prions.

Hush, little baby child. It was a perfecTT tweet. So perfecTT that he sent it on 17/2 then retweeted it today with more perfect commentary then retweeted the retweet an hour later with an ominous warning attached. He’s an actual tough guy and best-selling author, dontcha know. Spelling mistakes aren’t in his vocabulary. Enjoy dictionary corner.

 

[Summer of George]

I dunno Pat, I quickly forget things all the time, especially the contents of your tweets. Thank god you're always there to remind me by reposting the same cockamamie shit every 30 seconds.

God damn, I love Patty Meatloaf so much. If I had a vagina I would probably let him fart into it.

 

[Judge Holden]

Just coming up to 3:00am in Milwaukee and fat is still fucking xeeting.

In my time zone I went to bed while fat was oinking on xitter, had a nice long sleep, got up, went to the gym, brushed my teef, had some coffee, came back to my computer to start a day in the wage cage......AND HE IS STILL FUCKING THERE

EDIT: JESUS CHRIST YOU FAT FUCK DO YOU NOT SLEEP?!

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

There isn't a transcript for tape 5 on the site, if I can't find one I will try and type it up myself.

Do it in short bursts under medical supervision, the original transcription guy is still in the ICU with severe rib injuries

 

[internet friend]

EDIT: JESUS CHRIST YOU FAT FUCK DO YOU NOT SLEEP?!

Why would he sleep? It's not like he has a job to wake up for.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Like a search for “enjoy prison” or some hottest takes or whatever you feel would be that right combination of horror and pathos.

If what you want is horror and pathos in regards to his Twitter, these two videos just can't be beat:

A comment from the first video, literally mentioning the "horror and pathos" what are the odds?

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

At this point I'm convinced he has a bot running 24/7.

 

[Judge Holden]

At this point I'm convinced he has a bot running 24/7.

Speaking of which, its worth noting that in the Josiah calls I have been enjoying for the first time he smugly mentioned how he totally could just throw fiddy bucks at some "black hat hackers" to instantly dawx and take down ONA and possibly the farms as well but since he is a "law abiding citizen" he has to do things by the books

Not really relevant or important, but its fun to think of just what he might attempt should his masterplan to win in court against all his stalkerchilds and have them all publicly beheaded for their crimes against him not work out. I dont think any of us are ready for fat larping as a Super Haxxor

 

[lindsayfan]

It's the best CWC since the original. I've listened to the full playlist they've got on Patti twice just because the story is so fascinating. The twists and turns in the life of Patrick S. Tomlinson are impossible to have written before hand.

cryptic web chronicles really is some of the finest work to emerge from this whole... project.

not only do they manage to synthesize the chaos into coherent narratives, but just the narrator's fake-serious voice by itself is enough to crack me up

 

[HahaYes]

EDIT: JESUS CHRIST YOU FAT FUCK DO YOU NOT SLEEP?!

He does not need sleep, stalker child, for his fat alone will keep him awake until the heat death of the universe. It is YOU who is so weak that you need a healthy 8 hours of sleep. Enjoy rest in a comfy bed.